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get some on the record comments from epic mra president bernie porn, so you can release campaign literature w quotes like "this is the first ive heard of candidate wolf, and i have no basis for assessing the likelihood of his electoral successes, nor do i anticipate polling on such in the future" —epic mra president bernie porn
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do yard signs but only to cover every square inch of tan parkers lawn with them in the middle of the night just before a debate to put the fear into him
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Jan 29, 2018 05:27
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more like spraytan parker
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Venuz Patrol posted:brilliant cspam political scientist invents business cards its a sign, not a card you tape a toothpick to the back of it and stick it around your yard sometimes even deli food maybe
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How many doors did you knock on today
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Jan 30, 2018 02:13
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buy doors, write your name on them, and then knock on them
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Jan 30, 2018 02:46
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if there was ever a time to do some political trolling with billboards in some flyover shithole right now is it, with a movie about exactly that going to get all-the-oscars
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GalacticAcid posted:How many doors did you knock on today none sorry. i got sick as gently caress recently. my activities lately have pretty much just been planning future events around my district to do Q&A + meet peeps. it will be cool when it happens but i don't want to give people whatever fever i've got currently. also in the process of making a ddees-esque billboard image for display in the second half of february. other than that just watching other dems argue online about whether or not the Kennedy kid should be the Future of the Democratic Party. and hearing more about all the exciting things I'll be doing at the dem county convention in late March. (watching people get really mad about the voting rules for a position on a random new committee that still has no established goals or purpose)
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slouch posted:will be cool when it happens but i don't want to give people whatever fever i've got currently. i'm sorry but i can't support a politician who doesn't take an active interest in killing their constituency
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Sojenus posted:i'm sorry but i can't support a politician who doesn't take an active interest in killing their constituency Demographics are destiny. Speed them up. 
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Feb 1, 2018 01:55
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Gently remind them that Clinton lost partially on the fact that she was trading on her husband's name and voters loving dunked on Jeb! during the last presidential primary. Dynasties are a great way to turn off a gently caress ton of people. The odds of me ever voting for a rich man's son NOT named Franklin Delanor Roosevelt are pretty much poo poo.
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Feb 1, 2018 02:32
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slouch posted:none sorry. i got sick as gently caress recently. my activities lately have pretty much just been planning future events around my district to do Q&A + meet peeps. it will be cool when it happens but i don't want to give people whatever fever i've got currently. feel better dude, put your health first
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Feb 1, 2018 05:34
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Feb 1, 2018 15:53
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go infect the other primary candidate and tan parker
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  from HD105 in Irving. Please don't tell my wife.
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wotcha doin op
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bob dobbs is dead posted:wotcha doin op i think i might have had blood in my vomit. only once though and not very extreme, waiting to see if it happens again before going to the doctor about it. sorry about the lack of updates im honestly really pissed that i got sick. i just hope that i will get better asap cause primaries are coming up quick
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slouch posted:i think i might have had blood in my vomit. only once though and not very extreme, waiting to see if it happens again before going to the doctor about it. if you had blood in your vomit you should go to the doctor anyways. Do you have insurance?
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Feb 2, 2018 19:56
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That's good, use that to your advantage like our official state reptile. If a debate question trips you up, start spitting blood at your opponents.
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ah well don't die op, we need your laffs
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Qwazes posted:if you had blood in your vomit you should go to the doctor anyways. Do you have insurance? im covered by my dad's plan but its the start of a new year and he's missed a bunch of work (he has gotten sick twice already) so the deductible is high and the budget is tighter this month. i don't really know what the doctor would even be able to do anyway. if i had abdominal pain or something i would agree with you but it could just be nothing.
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Can't believe you're ignoring my advice to infect your opponents
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preventing the death of the candidate could be a legitimate campaign expense. no candidate no campaign!
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covered under irrespective ban, sadly e: argument against that point: you got the flu cuz you met lots of peeps during campaign actvitiy bob dobbs is dead has issued a correction as of 21:30 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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slouch posted:lawn signs are bad. they are astonishingly expensive and do practically nothing for your campaign. nobody ever actually engages with a lawn sign. they are boring and leave no long term impression. and you can't fit any actual policy stuff on them at all. the one thing i have to say is that while lawn signs are garbage they sway like 2% of the voters who just vote for whatever name seems to be the cool person they see all the houses they drive by every morning to work its literally getting votes by having your supporters make it seem like supporting you is the cool thing cool kids do in public. so yard signs are worth like 15 votes in your district buy a week of billboard before the primary and two or three weeks a month before the general
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:go to kinkos get a hundred cardboard signs that are tiny with even tinier text so people have to pick them up and read them and have people put them right along the sidewalk so everyone walking by will be liek "what the gently caress is this tiny sign" and actually read what it says and you will win the election. i gave you $4.20 so you have to do what i say or signs that are literally nothing but blue cardboard with automotive clear coat sprayed over them, just enough to survive a few rainstorms. because blue means evil liberal democrat so a lot of blue signs mean that its cool to be an evil liberal democrat and vote for the democrats people dont have the attention spans for names
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Feb 2, 2018 22:47
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they actually might have the attention span for richard "dick wolf" wolf
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ah the pretend to be a hot trotskyite and get campaign donations from goons before faking your death meme. a classic, well executed. 5
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Feb 2, 2018 22:56
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should pull a kardashian, gain fame by putting out a sex tape
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bob dobbs is dead posted:should pull a kardashian, gain fame by putting out a sex tape imo he should gain fame by putting out police procedural tv series
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I want to quash any and all reports that candidate Richard Wolfe's health is in any way compromised. ANYONE who has been outside in Denton during a late January knows that it is normal for the sweltering heat to cause you to vomit blood, the alarmist media reports. I normally play outdoor summer hoops and it was too hot even for a stroll.
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tower time posted:I want to quash any and all reports that candidate Richard Wolfe's health is in any way compromised. ANYONE who has been outside in Denton during a late January knows that it is normal for the sweltering heat to cause you to vomit blood, the alarmist media reports. I normally play outdoor summer hoops and it was too hot even for a stroll.
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Feb 3, 2018 02:59
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just throw up onto the lawn signs and make them unique attention-grabbing ads for voters
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With a strong, turgid name like Dick Wolf you absolutely need some yard signs. I recommend between 3 and 8 signs. Dick Wolf.
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tower time posted:I want to quash any and all reports that candidate Richard Wolfe's health is in any way compromised. ANYONE who has been outside in Denton during a late January knows that it is normal for the sweltering heat to cause you to vomit blood, the alarmist media reports. I normally play outdoor summer hoops and it was too hot even for a stroll.
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poisoned by the deep state rip
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drat, someone posted michael tubbs on the fb page who is a friend of a friend, apparently? i also knew a guy my year at stanford who ran, rob harlow. dunno what happened to him
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gently caress, he's running for gov https://ballotpedia.org/Bob_Harlow i have a great story about that guy freshman year and a startup a poor-decisions-making mutual friend was gonna make e: i told him to get rich first and run maybe his family's rich, i dunno
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another quiet day of tossing and turning in bed. scheduled some stuff. also did a finance reporting thing and i want to give a quick shout out to all the people working in the military industrial complex. y'all are by far the number 1 most common industry contributing to my campaign (aside from college students)
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slouch posted:another quiet day of tossing and turning in bed. scheduled some stuff. also did a finance reporting thing and i want to give a quick shout out to all the people working in the military industrial complex. y'all are by far the number 1 most common industry contributing to my campaign (aside from college students) I’m both. Don’t double count me.
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