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Healthy, capacious sigmoid e: of all the fuckin' snipes
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Phy posted:Healthy, capacious sigmoid Lmao
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Jan 24, 2018 18:30
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New thread title
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Jan 24, 2018 18:39
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Jesus fuckin Christ I mean I get that just plain jerking it sometimes isn’t going to be quite enough but loving sex weirds man.
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RFC2324 posted:New thread title Strongly concur.
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Directly related to the rear end traumaLube Enthusiast posted:
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Aesop Poprock posted:Directly related to the rear end trauma As someone who posts in Australia thread I don't think you quite 'get' what it's about. We have more saga's than just tfab and his misadventures. We also have another poster who was treating the thread like it was his livejournal crapped on about how many days sober he was while still taking prescribed benzo's and was pretty much a goon in the well situation. There's plenty of other stories happening in that thread as well.
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Jan 26, 2018 09:45
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've never seen so many crazies come out of the woodwork as I have in this E/N article I didn't blame her for going first, I just warned her that kids wouldn't necessarily pick up the nuance of pillow vs anything else you have to hand 
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Jan 26, 2018 10:19
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Anime_Ladies.html posted:I didn't blame her for going first, I just warned her that kids wouldn't necessarily pick up the nuance of pillow vs anything else you have to hand Which is why we should never dress in front of our children, because what if they mimic it, but can't pick up the nuance of shirt vs hot iron
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Jan 27, 2018 00:25
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personally i only cook in front of my children because they need to know the difference between food and plastic my girl is 27 and my boy is 24 and they hate me
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Drunk Nerds posted:Which is why we should never dress in front of our children, because what if they mimic it, but can't pick up the nuance of shirt vs hot iron One is a thin, light piece of fabric you can get inside of, one is a heavy chunk of hot metal you cannot no matter how hard you try I'm not sure what your point is, but you're not making it very well at all. Kids have trouble with complex things like context (hitting is sometimes ok for fun with pillows but not usually! Jeremy leave her alone!), not with telling a shirt apart from an iron (one is light, thin fabric the other heavy hot metal. good luck putting on an iron kid). It's not remotely comparable to what the guy you quoted said I don't get it at all. There's no way you actually think those are the same thing so you must be trying to make some point? But I just can't tell what it's supposed to be. I literally cannot parse your post. Over here all "does not compute" like a cut-rate robot
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Jan 27, 2018 00:47
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I'm going to poo poo on my own chest
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Jan 27, 2018 00:48
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lol I just really want to make it a verbose laughing magnificently thing but just 
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Jan 27, 2018 00:49
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I seem to remember that at slumber parties, you can have pillow fights and they very rarely escalate to knife fights
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:I seem to remember that at slumber parties, you can have pillow fights and they very rarely escalate to knife fights
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I'm going to poo poo on my own chest 
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Jan 27, 2018 01:38
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Can someone link the Greedo butthole thread, or at least the SAclopedia entry for it? I remember just enough about it to know that it happened, and almost nothing else.
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Korremar posted:Can someone link the Greedo butthole thread, or at least the SAclopedia entry for it? I remember just enough about it to know that it happened, and almost nothing else. Solice Kirsk posted:Don't know if it's gonna go down as one of the greatest in SA history, but we got a lively one over in GBS right now: e: greedo starts on pg. 5 e: payoff pg. 8 Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Jan 27, 2018 |
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Jan 27, 2018 02:30
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Did she ever end up killing the goon?
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Jan 27, 2018 03:21
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No and we still haven't gotten the picture of Hans Liszt in her butthole either. We did get to see a bunch of roadkill she arranged on his yard though.
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I guess Liszt's burial place is known so it's theoretically possible To be honest I don't want to sully my idea of Hungarian Rhapsody #2 via composer-in-butthole
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Jan 27, 2018 04:10
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harakiri potter is probably the best sport in the history of the forums considering his ex-girlfriend is very likely approaching psychotic murder levels of crazy are you not entertained
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:harakiri potter is probably the best sport in the history of the forums considering his ex-girlfriend is very likely approaching psychotic murder levels of crazy Well,yes.but just like my sex life,the premise is more entertaining than the execution.
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Jan 28, 2018 01:16
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Not much of a saga (yet), but wouldn't want anyone to miss these gems from the gif threadGinette Reno posted:To be honest e-sports are just like any other sport: men are way better. There is a ton of sexism in the gaming industry as in any other but I don't think that's what is preventing women from being on OWL teams. Ginette Reno posted:There's more men than women that play games, so there's a larger pool of men to choose from. Men are also for whatever reason just better at practically every type of athletic sport than women. And e-sports is an athletic activity requiring handeye coordination and reflexes etc.  
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Jan 31, 2018 12:11
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Hey, I'm trying to recover the link to the (presumably gassed) Blue Story thread so I can compile the highlights in direct quotes. Anyone have it or remember what the thread title was at the end? I thought it was "BFC Girl: Can a lazy person cook?" but searching intitle:"cook" in archives got me nothing
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Stinky_Pete posted:Hey, I'm trying to recover the link to the (presumably gassed) Blue Story thread so I can compile the highlights in direct quotes. Anyone have it or remember what the thread title was at the end? I thought it was "BFC Girl: Can a lazy person cook?" but searching intitle:"cook" in archives got me nothing It's in E/N.
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thank you byob for killing a dog
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exploded mummy posted:thank you byob for killing a dog Context?
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Nuebot posted:Context? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007&pagenumber=1125&perpage=40#post480916515
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Nuebot posted:Context? Sad stories from the yob general chat... mrbradlymrmartin posted:in more canine news i just found out while researching subotnick for my thesis that he wrote a piece for synth called 'The Last Dream of the Beast' and The Beast was the dog i had from 4th grade til i had my back surgery at 27 and now im bawling like a baby just remembering her and what a good stupid dog she was mrbradlymrmartin posted:everry time she went to the vet she thought she was gon die so when my mom told me she was gonna take her and put her down tomorrow i said id take care of her and gave her my pain meds and chocolate ice cream til she went to sleep and read her buddhist scripture so she might move onto a good life next mrbradlymrmartin posted:atually it was before my bday i had my surgery, so i lived with that dog from the age of 9 to 26 alnilam posted:look there are some things you should probably keep to yourself and "i killed my own dog because i don't like the vet" is probably one of them
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That sounds like a less horrible time than when we put our dog down. The vet gave him a shot then went into the back for about 10 minutes and did something to a different dog who was yowling in pain the whole time and then came back to give him the second shot, thanked us for coming in, and went into the back again. The whole time my dog was just looking at me with his eyes going from pain to calm to lifeless and the only thing I could do for him was pet his face and tell him he was a good boy.
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I put my dogs down in ritual combat like true warriors. It's the way they would want to go, suplexed through a table.
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well... it's not exactly ol' yeller is it?
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:As someone who posts in Australia thread I don't think you quite 'get' what it's about. We have more saga's than just tfab and his misadventures. We also have another poster who was treating the thread like it was his livejournal crapped on about how many days sober he was while still taking prescribed benzo's and was pretty much a goon in the well situation. There's plenty of other stories happening in that thread as well. I'm sober now AND benzo free  someone peruse my posts in the thread and do a best of. I won't
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just lol if you never fed a beloved companion poison to avoid traumatising then at the end of their life
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thatbastardken posted:just lol if you never fed a beloved companion poison to avoid traumatising then at the end of their life eeeh. im still on the old shotgun team
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.22 will do a dog just fine if that's your preference.
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thatbastardken posted:.22 will do a dog just fine if that's your preference. I don't condone pulling a reverse John Wick on Smooches but .22 is a terrible idea unless you basically hate the dog and want to get point blank, right in their face, and make it extremely personal.
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.22 rifles are accurate as all hell. You could probably shoot your sick dog in the face from like 100 yards if you were so inclined.
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