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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Solice Kirsk posted:

.22 rifles are accurate as all hell. You could probably shoot your sick dog in the face from like 100 yards if you were so inclined.

I suddenly have an amazing idea for a thread for those loving lunatics in TFR.

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

VictorianQueerLit posted:

I don't condone pulling a reverse John Wick on Smooches but .22 is a terrible idea unless you basically hate the dog and want to get point blank, right in their face, and make it extremely personal.

smdh that you wouldn't look a pooch in the eye as you ended it's pain.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



what thell you guys

nobody cares about the gun you shoot the dog with. any gun will do. gently caress.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Krankenstyle posted:

what thell you guys

nobody cares about the gun you shoot the dog with. any gun will do. gently caress.

I could kill a dog without a gun

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Krankenstyle posted:

what thell you guys

nobody cares about the gun you shoot the dog with. any gun will do. gently caress.

This is SA, dude. People will go on a 40 page derail boiling down to death threats about some person that dares disagree with the caliber of bullet they would use to shoot their own geriatric dog.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry Cujo all we have is rocksalt

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

I could kill a dog without a gun

i can kill a gun with my butt, twice

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



and/or a dog idk

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Krankenstyle posted:

and/or a dog idk

thats hot

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Turtlicious posted:

Sorry Cujo all we have is rocksalt

lol gently caress

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

du -hast posted:

lol gently caress

part of being a man is waterblasting your dog's neck apart son

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Yo don't shoot nothin' bigger than a rabbit with a .22 unless you're a loving great shot or you want to chase a wounded, howling animal to shoot it again and again.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Untrustable posted:

Yo don't shoot nothin' bigger than a rabbit with a .22 unless you're a loving great shot or you want to chase a wounded, howling animal to shoot it again and again.

.22 it is then

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Untrustable posted:

Yo don't shoot nothin' bigger than a rabbit with a .22 unless you're a loving great shot or you want to chase a wounded, howling animal to shoot it again and again.

Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?

:drat:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


this is a really strange derail.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sa-related, everyone with a newbie avatar is to me always just one weirdly distracted person – kitty prison trump its fine: you are all one person

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
What kind of sick bastard won't shell out for a .50 cal? You want to make sure your friend is in dog heaven before it knows what hit it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Strap your puppy buddy with tannerite and shoot him with a hellfire missile from your own attack drone you cheap uncaring bastards.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?

I wish there was a smilie of like a gold star because you earned it with this post.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Screaming Idiot posted:

Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?

Christ haha. Voted 5 etc.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

.22 rifles are accurate as all hell. You could probably shoot your sick dog in the face from like 100 yards if you were so inclined.

Put down your dog by hiring a hitman to snipe it from 500 yards.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

chitoryu12 posted:

Put down your dog by hiring a hitman to snipe it from 500 yards.

Be careful, last guy I hired used a proximity bomb in its food bowl.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Please be kind to the noble Canine, though you may do as you will with the vile, loathsome Primate.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Screaming Idiot posted:

Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?

:five:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I could kill a lot of dogs with a gun, depending on how many bullets it had (the gun, not the dog). If they were small dogs and you lined them up I could kill even more. In general, I think that dogs don't have a lot of defense mechanisms against guns.

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


FactsAreUseless posted:

In general, I think that dogs don't have a lot of defense mechanisms against guns.

They would if they carried guns.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
In the case of legitimate gun, dogs have a system for shutting that whole thing down.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Gun is dog spelled backwards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
None of you are going to top that Morally Inept joke.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

None of you are going to top that Morally Inept joke.

Geez, you didn't have to say it. :smith:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
No-one here is also going to top a dog like Morally Inept.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I could kill a lot of dogs with a gun, depending on how many bullets it had (the gun, not the dog). If they were small dogs and you lined them up I could kill even more. In general, I think that dogs don't have a lot of defense mechanisms against guns.

You'd think but:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Geez, you didn't have to say it. :smith:

If it helps, you came second.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If it helps, you came second.

I don't know that anyone should want to come second after morally inept

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Solice Kirsk posted:

You'd think but:



Not very effective. All you need to do lasso the legs before shooting it.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Solice Kirsk posted:

You'd think but:



I'll have whatever :catdrugs: that dog is on.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If it helps, you came second.

:barf:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Need some advice re: shooting my dog. Mainly he's better armed than me.

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Dog will finish it's tour of duty with crippling PTSD and an opioid addiction, will receive no meaningful assistance from government, and take own life. Maybe take you with it. That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth.

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