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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Veotax posted:

He's surrounded by salt water. You can't drink that.

So are fish and they manage. Doesn't Namor have gills?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Being that swole sealed them shut between rippling mounds of muscle.

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
That long hair would be a real pain underwater, too.

"IMPERI-- oh hang on, I'm snagged on something..."

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Maybe he should wear a pretty crown like Triton in The Little Mermaid.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Bruceski posted:

So are fish and they manage. Doesn't Namor have gills?

Dude's got wings on his feet that make him fly, what can't he do?

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Samuringa posted:

That's what Steven Seagal sees when he looks into the mirror.

Thats the Steven Seagal I see in my heart.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
He who hunts the Shadow Wolves.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS
Why is his pubic hair a seashell?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yours isn't?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

TheCenturion posted:

Why is his pubic hair a seashell?

Check out this guy, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mercenarynuker posted:

Check out this guy, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

...


Do i want to know where the other two are?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

...


Do i want to know where the other two are?

You know when you put two pringles in your mouth and pretend you're a duck

It's like that

usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular

NoneMoreNegative posted:

goddamn Namor been hitting the weights



https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/903269870200119296

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Roth posted:

Moon Knight #191



Let's focus on that Steeltown Rockers reference, holy moley.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TheCenturion posted:

Why is his pubic hair a seashell?

Hello.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:stonk:

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
It looks like he lost a bet with Dr. Doom, and had to wear that getup as punishment.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
He also appears to be wearing the Quantum Bands.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Did you know that when a whale ejaculates, it releases hundreds of gallons of semen?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




You can really see why Quesada became editor in chief when he was giving Marvel work like that.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Namor is one of Marvel's premier beefcakes

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

mind the walrus posted:

Namor is one of Marvel's premier beefcakes



"And would you prefer to unwrap it yourself?"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
"Well first off, you can stop finding bigger and bigger seashells. You aren't fooling anybody."

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS
But.. the chafing! And the sharp edges!

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

It's all drool, straight from his atlantean gob.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Today's newspaper spider-man

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Synthbuttrange posted:



Today's newspaper spider-man

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Meanwhile, in Australia

https://i.imgur.com/qlgs67j.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Synthbuttrange posted:



Today's newspaper spider-man

That panel deserves to be hung in a museum. :allears:

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Synthbuttrange posted:



Today's newspaper spider-man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1viagZK2-Q

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Synthbuttrange posted:



Today's newspaper spider-man

That's the start if at least four pornos.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
The follow-up could also go in here, but that would slowly turn this thread into another NSM thread. And not one of those threads he almost forgot he had.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008



From Justice League (1960) #43, The Card Crimes of the Royal Flush Gang!

This isn't a mind controlled or jived up Batman or anything, he really is just sad and bitter that the new crooks on the block didn't pay any attention to him.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005



Strange Tales #114

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Who knew flames dissipated heat?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Thanos, cosmic-level loser.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008



From Justice League (1960) #44, The Plague That Struck the Justice League!

This is actually the issue that gave the subforum its title, but there's a lot more good stuff in it. Batman in bubble! Bubble not get small, Batman get big!

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Superman's looking pretty thicc there as well

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Say Nothing posted:

Thanos, cosmic-level loser.



Now I really want to see the adventures of Thanos traveling around with an 8 year old helping him.

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