Henchman of Santa posted:

I know you guys aren't looking there but she has the same face

Pharmaskittle posted:

It's a good face for a woman to have

Henchman of Santa posted:

I know you guys aren't looking there but she has the same face

The Muppets On PCP posted:

would ben shapiro be more tolerable if he had an impressive rack?

Halloween Jack posted:

I haven't listened to the debate yet, but it's been done, deliberately, more than once. There's Penn & Teller's Desert Bus and that game Beat Takeshi made.

pospysyl posted:

You can beat Takeshi's Challenge! Even if you don't have the NES Microphone.

Taintrunner posted:

I went to GIS this and it had multiple JonTron results. Man, remember that absolute fucker?

Taintrunner posted:

I went to GIS this and it had multiple JonTron results. Man, remember that absolute fucker?

Taintrunner posted:

I went to GIS this and it had multiple JonTron results. Man, remember that absolute fucker?

pospysyl posted:

You can beat Takeshi's Challenge! Even if you don't have the NES Microphone.

Kunster posted:

Or if you want something that would be more in line with Chapo's more film centric approach, Kimble Justice went thru it by poking at what kind of person Takeshi Kitano was and how he was like before, during and after the development of said game.

Part of it being made around the time he was arrested for going to an office of a magazine that wrote a bad piece on him and started punching people left and right, which lead to him being arrested which explains the weird episodes of the show where he was replaced with a mostly silent dude with a big puppet head of him does explain quite a bunch of the game.

Bulkiest Toaster posted:

Why did matt and amber go to Europe?

On a similar note what happened to matt’s Wife?

TheBigAristotle posted:

https://twitter.com/ifthedevilisix/status/959584915305136128

Pomplamoose posted:

TheBigAristotle posted:

#tlot

https://twitter.com/deejay90192/status/959786803271208961

Apoplexy posted:

She got tired of him constantly saying 'MAAAAAAI WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEFFFFFFFF (borat!)' every third minute and divorced him. Or maybe not. We don't really know because she hasn't come back up.

Also:


YOU SHALL NEVER SEE THROUGH MY INGENIOUS DISGUISE, MR. CHAPO! DORKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Breadallelogram posted:

Isn't that Ernest cline?

Apoplexy posted:

It's the Ready Player One dingus, I don't know his name

quote:

Nerd Porn Auteur

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary
Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed gently caress bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to gently caress up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be gently caress films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a loving gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

Breadallelogram posted:

Isn't that Ernest cline?

TheBigAristotle posted:

It's really the worst thing. Check out the podcast I Don't Even Own a Television's review of his book. There's a ton of just awful creepy nerd poo poo in that book, and it's gonna be interesting to hear what makes it into this dumb new movie.

http://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2014/06/

TetsuoTW posted:

If you want to really commit, 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back (Mike Nelson and Conor Lastowka) did a full readthrough of Ready Player One and are now doing Armada