Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Goosfraba: Feb 26, 2016

DarkRefreshment posted:

I�m married and I proposition the wife all the time, usually with little to no luck.

That's how it usually works.

:negative:

# ? Feb 4, 2018 05:19

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:30

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokamak posted:

I still believe they are a deep undercover goon. Their posts lately have been very stimperial.

Nah, xxSilentIdiotxx is a true citizen, but he's also an attention whore and likes to watch himself post, so he creates those kinds of threads when he's bored. That's why nobody likes him and he's the poster the mods want to ban the most, but he has learned not to give them an excuse.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 05:24

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

DarkDobe posted:

I made a thing...
AS REQUESTED

# ? Feb 4, 2018 05:51

DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Streetroller posted:

Point taken, back to the matter at hand.

On a scale of Aurora to Javelin; how much wood are you sporting?

# ? Feb 4, 2018 06:06

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

https://i.imgur.com/BKpVSoq.gifv

# ? Feb 4, 2018 06:22

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

DarkDobe posted:

I made a thing...
AS REQUESTED

This is the first good anime I've ever seen.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 06:26

Streetroller: Jun 11, 2016

DarkRefreshment posted:

On a scale of Aurora to Javelin; how much wood are you sporting?

Of course, the long and complex answer is I'll be interested to see a defense against consumer law based on the history of such charges previously ruled in the United States; especially considering that New Jersey has some of the harshest consumer protection you could ever happen to stumble across...

But to answer your question in the context in which you've asked it:

# ? Feb 4, 2018 06:42

DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Streetroller posted:

But to answer your question in the context in which you've asked it:

All things being equal, I feel this is the most true.

Occam's Rager

# ? Feb 4, 2018 06:57

Dogeh: Aug 30, 2017; ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Jobbo_Fett posted:

VOS GUEULES CALISSE!

VOUS �TES FOUS DE CALISSE? TABARNAK!
J'aime sacrer en Qu�becois!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_18Coymk0

# ? Feb 4, 2018 07:09

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Ca a toujours ete stupide les tetes a claques.

Et je men calisse de labsense des accents et la ponctuation.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 07:22

Dogeh: Aug 30, 2017; ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ca a toujours ete stupide les tetes a claques.

Et je men calisse de labsense des accents et la ponctuation.

Franchement?
Maint'nant, chu triste.
C'ment t'aime pas les T-�-C?
Better switch back to Anglo before les anglos auront des probl�mes!

Star Citizen is good....

# ? Feb 4, 2018 07:40

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Thoatse posted:

https://i.imgur.com/BKpVSoq.gifv

This is incredibly sad and hosed up and not cute at all

# ? Feb 4, 2018 08:32

MedicineHut: Feb 25, 2016

Dogeh posted:

VOUS �TES FOUS DE CALISSE? TABARNAK!
J'aime sacrer en Qu�becois!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_18Coymk0

Pareil!

Qu�bec swearing best swearing

esp�ce d�ostie d�criss de calisse de tabarnak!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sniMbSEzsg

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Feb 4, 2018

# ? Feb 4, 2018 09:03

Propagandist: Oct 23, 2007

Streetroller posted:

Point taken, back to the matter at hand.

is that a legal

# ? Feb 4, 2018 09:25

Open Layer: Apr 16, 2008

Streetroller posted:

Point taken, back to the matter at hand.

This doesn't seem very Smart...

# ? Feb 4, 2018 09:34

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Can't wait for Star Citizen even though you're $15,000 in? Want the excitement of walking around space stations, landing on planets, and blasting space rocks for little return on investment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_f3mWHgGKU

Someone's set up a free private server for the abandonware MMO, Earth & Beyond: https://www.net-7.org/#index

# ? Feb 4, 2018 09:46

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

DarkDobe posted:

I made a thing...
AS REQUESTED

just to say this is great :five:

# ? Feb 4, 2018 09:57

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

Amarcarts posted:

I was looking at a picture in a medical textbook describing how brain cells die and one of the mechanisms has something to do with the activity of an enzyme called Poly-ADP Ribose Polymerase (aka PARP)

Modulate PARP Activity.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 10:05

Streetroller: Jun 11, 2016

Open Layer posted:

This doesn't seem very Smart...

I'm perplexed, although you may be being facetious.

I have little desire to remain quiet about my activity, in-fact; I have a direct interest to be as loud as possible. I believe CR to be a fraud, and I have an invested interest in educating people on how to fight back.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 10:15

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

He's providing (sanitized) evidence that he has, in fact, taken Crobblers to court. What's to get?

# ? Feb 4, 2018 10:21

MedicineHut: Feb 25, 2016

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7uyfff/310_to_340_progress_watch_update_20180202/

quote:

3.4.0 Progress Watch

For the final patch, we have three new features ! All are related to Core Tech :

Parallel Network Jobs : "Moving packet receive processing into the job system so that the server can handle a greater number of connections. This system should allow the game to increase player count per server beyond the limitations of the current tech." More multithreading is always better
Lobby Refactor : "This will lay the groundwork for server migration technology that will allow us to connect multiple servers and clients in the same game session. As this task is closely aligned to server meshing, there won't be an immediate observable benefit to the tech until all server meshing work is complete."
Server Meshing : "First iteration of the server meshing technology. With this system, individual servers would be responsible for different locations within the solar system. When operational, players and entities should experience seamless transitions between servers during quantum travel."

This means that patch 3.4.0 could be, if CIG manages to achieve it in time, the first patch to bring the Persistent Universe to a full MMO experience by bringing every player into the same universe ! No more having to try joining the same instance as your friends, just go to the same place and you'll be able to play together. In my opinion, this is one of the hardest piece of technology CIG is developing. The only other first person game I know to have such technology is Planetside 2, and it took them years to achieve it. But they did it before we had computing clouds and other scalability technologies, so CIG will probably have a (little) easier time.

Anyway, that's it for this week ! I'm glad to see CIG is sticking to it's weekly update schedule, and that patches after 3.1.0 are seeing changes too !

It�s basically done. Just have to wait for the last update of the year. Trust me.

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Feb 4, 2018

# ? Feb 4, 2018 10:55

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Never stop rubbing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:04

Open Layer: Apr 16, 2008

Streetroller posted:

I'm perplexed, although you may be being facetious.

I have little desire to remain quiet about my activity, in-fact; I have a direct interest to be as loud as possible. I believe CR to be a fraud, and I have an invested interest in educating people on how to fight back.

It's a pun :shobon:

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:09

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Yeah the Smart option in this instance would be to make big blustery statements about how you're about to rain hellfire and brimstone in the form of sweet sweet American Judicial Process on someone and then actually do nothing and claim you never said any of that and all your detractors should learn to read :smug:

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:30

Streetroller: Jun 11, 2016

Open Layer posted:

It's a pun

Sorry, have to rather serious and explicit with my motivations here.

(I knew) :smug:

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:33

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

DarkDobe posted:

I made a thing...
AS REQUESTED

I broke my wrist twisting left in solidarity

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:50

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Refreshing to see actual progress on the space court front.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:52

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

DarkDobe posted:

I made a thing...
AS REQUESTED

# ? Feb 4, 2018 11:53

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/cARufvo.gifv

# ? Feb 4, 2018 12:21

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Wait does the special space monocle chain really just dangle off the end of it uselessly?

They have made a literal cargo cult monocle to go with the rest of their cargo cult development.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 12:27

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Dogeh posted:

VOUS �TES FOUS DE CALISSE? TABARNAK!
J'aime sacrer en Qu�becois!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_18Coymk0

I have lived in half a dozen countries and, of all those places, Quebec (who has plenty of people who wish it was a country) has the weakest insults of them all.

Take random religious item #1, that's your insult. Add Tabarnak (which is random religious item #2) an put them together is some expression and you're done. Like, dudes, pretty much all the freaking churches have already closed, and the ones left are mostly visited by the latino immigrants, you are roman catholic in name only, even the priests have to read from a little helper book in order to do some of the most common sacraments (no kidding, it's embarrassing) 'cuz nobody gives a poo poo about that stuff anymore. Who is then gonna be offended by your hyperlame profanity? Miguel? He's rolling his eyes at your pu�etadas.

Crisse de c�lice de tabarnak d'osti de sacrament... how boring. If you don't like poo poo-and-gently caress based insults then at least visit Spain and learn how to be profane.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 12:32