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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Randaconda posted:

poo poo, I didn't even notice she lost her top. I better :nws: that

You left one version not tagged, FYI

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/bi1b3AD.mp4

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014
the secret is, you always gotta bounce back

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
What a strange trick

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Even dead, Canada geese will mess you up.

quote:

A hunter in the US has been knocked unconscious by a dead goose that fell out of the sky.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42934461

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
:airquote: Heart-shaped :airquote:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
This is a dashcam mega-compilation which is mostly drivers with poor situational awareness who decided to fuckin' gun it without checking that the way was clear. There's a few clips with cyclists or motorbike riders who must have been hosed up pretty bad (the second clip has a bike rider who gets pinballed between several cars) but there's no gore. It also includes a rare twofer where a driver who has mistakenly entered an exit lane decides to illegally cross an unbroken line at the last second to get back onto the highway at the exact same time that a driver who mistakenly missed the exit lane is trying to illegally cross the same unbroken line to get off the highway from the opposite direction. :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sggTCJNssU

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
You didn't care to mention the woman doing backflips down a road at 11:00?!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/m47qio9.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/mpwJa4U.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/noHuf5k.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/itZ0YKO.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/6BLBmnZ.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/tTnhbWV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/eGnidiU.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/NJAVir1.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/1AYqlu3.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/FTgZrTO.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/X3HA6C4.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/OOzp2jZ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/uJgKfi0.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/aBR3xNt.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/HTHwB8S.gifv

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Those clips are all delightfully brutal, but I can feel this one in my spine every time.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gorilla Salad posted:

Those clips are all delightfully brutal, but I can feel this one in my spine every time.

At least one of you can

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
:thurman:

I've seen that clip for so many years and I still wonder if he got seriously injured/what the outcome was.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

And this, kids, is how I met your father.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Gorilla Salad posted:

Those clips are all delightfully brutal, but I can feel this one in my spine every time.

it's great, because i did like half of my master's thesis in that building
huang engineering building, stanford university

those table things are heavy as gently caress, i remember movin em for a dealio

you can see the idiot's shirt, too

pull that one up if anyone tries to tell you people from elite schools are particularly smart

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/ssDG9z5.gifv

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Ducks are little rapist monsters, but even they will help a fellow duck in danger.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Schubalts posted:

Ducks are little rapist monsters, but even they will help a fellow duck in danger.

starts tapping stick on ice
quack........quack..........quack......quack...quack...quack..quack quack quackquackQuackQuackQUACKQUACKQUACK!!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Is he trying to put on pants?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Schubalts posted:

Ducks are little rapist monsters, but even they will help a fellow duck in danger.

Yeah, but think about why they'd want to free a fellow duck from humans.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Is he trying to put on pants?

He is. He tries at least 4 different times to wear a pair of pants as one would a shirt.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Final tally for accidents due to snow in my city yesterday: 284 in 12 hours

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/calgary/calgary-deerfoot-trail-crashes-winter-weather-1.4518459

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008


You'd think Canadians could handle a bit of snow.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/OLLAu7W.mp4

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

A Proper Uppercut posted:

You'd think Canadians could handle a bit of snow.

Overconfidence leads to carelessness. We think so too so we don't bother adjusting our driving to the conditions.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

In my area a blizzard came through a few weeks ago and while someone was driving me back from work in their big truck that could deal with it, we saw someone in a super fancy, low to the ground sports car with a license plate that was literally a variation on 'luxury'. They couldn't even get anywhere because their wheels were barely touching the ground. It was very schadenfruede, especially as I live somewhere with notoriously heavy winters.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

PetraCore posted:

In my area a blizzard came through a few weeks ago and while someone was driving me back from work in their big truck that could deal with it, we saw someone in a super fancy, low to the ground sports car with a license plate that was literally a variation on 'luxury'. They couldn't even get anywhere because their wheels were barely touching the ground. It was very schadenfruede, especially as I live somewhere with notoriously heavy winters.

Did you stop to think that maybe that person's winter car (most likely a BMW X6) may not have made it back from storage in time? I swear, sometimes people can just be so insensitive towards the struggles of the wealthy.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/msvNblQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0L1JQ7U.mp4

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Showing this to everyone who asks me if I can put a tree in an impossible direction with a rope and a chainsaw

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Is he trying to put on pants?

http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Ozzie_Pants

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Showing this to everyone who asks me if I can put a tree in an impossible direction with a rope and a chainsaw


And later that night they watched 'Prometheus' and Irv was not pleased.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


half-dead

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
:stonk:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

In my head this dash cam footage has some one nonchalantly chatting in russian and barely registering it's happening and a terrible pop song on the radio.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The schadenfreude on this is that it is wank fodder for multiple people. OTOH, he was dead before he started.

Samizdata has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Feb 4, 2018

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

This is staged, yeah?

Thank goodness he didn't take his shoes in.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Yea, he's working his way down with his movement. He could just take a step up without thrashing.

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