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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Didn't you have some leper seal / momatee material up your sleeve for your signature move this time around? Fo shame trig

Gotta mix it up and give the moms a break every now and then.

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PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

twoday posted:

The Dutch word for Porpoise is zeevarken, meaning "sea-pig"

In German, it's "Schweinswal" or pig whale.


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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PaulBearer posted:

In German, it's "Schweinswal" or pig whale.




Those are some real cool cats.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

twoday posted:

The Dutch word for Porpoise is zeevarken, meaning "sea-pig"



They are like dolphins, but stupid

https://youtu.be/_y4DbZivHCY

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Porpoise comes from the Latin porcus + piscis (pig fish), so it's pretty much every language.

On a related note, hippopotamus is Greek for river horse. Ancient people were really bad at naming things.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Fister Roboto posted:

Porpoise comes from the Latin porcus + piscis (pig fish), so it's pretty much every language.

On a related note, hippopotamus is Greek for river horse. Ancient people were really bad at naming things.

You say this yet modern people fight tooth and nail to have literally every new thing named ____y Mc____Face and then cry for weeks on the internet when they don't get their way.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Fister Roboto posted:

Porpoise comes from the Latin porcus + piscis (pig fish), so it's pretty much every language.

On a related note, hippopotamus is Greek for river horse. Ancient people were really bad at naming things.

In Finnish it's pyöriäinen, which means "a thing which is round and spins around". No mention of pigs.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Fister Roboto posted:

Porpoise comes from the Latin porcus + piscis (pig fish), so it's pretty much every language.

On a related note, hippopotamus is Greek for river horse. Ancient people were really bad at naming things.
Giraffes in Greek are kamelopardalis, or "camel leopard".

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

doverhog posted:

In Finnish it's pyöriäinen, which means "a thing which is round and spins around". No mention of pigs.

Sounds like meatspin to me.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


In Korean etymology seals are literally "water-dog."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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frogge posted:

In Korean etymology seals are literally "water-dog."

If any aquatic mammal could be likened to a dog it would be seals. Works for me.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Douglas Dinsdale
Oct 13, 2006

In Chinese (and Japanese by association), dolphins appear to be "sea pig" and seals, "sea leopard."

Anyways, captions: "The red goldfish are"

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Considering I use a 3/16th tool at work, 2/5ths would be correct I guess?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ak Gara posted:

Considering I use a 3/16th tool at work, 2/5ths would be correct I guess?

google "3/5ths rule"

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wanna go to this party so loving bad

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Is it true, as some have theorized, that every land animal has an equivalent in the sea?

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

mind the walrus posted:

Wanna go to this party so loving bad

Pianist sucks though.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Alaois posted:

google "3/5ths rule"

what does that have to do with anything

Guavatin
Mar 30, 2017

I think my tongues trying to kill me

PaulBearer posted:

In German, it's "Schweinswal" or pig whale.




Poor kitto dropping his darb :(

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Fister Roboto posted:

what does that have to do with anything

i'm not saying it was a good joke, i'm just saying that's the joke

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Alaois posted:

i'm not saying it was a good joke, i'm just saying that's the joke

I sensibly chuckled

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Alaois posted:

i'm not saying it was a good joke, i'm just saying that's the joke

I smiled thinly while snorting gently into my claret.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Phlegmish posted:

humoralism was bullshit

I'm skeptical that this is how you really feel, Phlegmish

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fister Roboto posted:

what does that have to do with anything

3/5 of the fish are black

I'm sure it wasn't intentional

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Memento posted:

3/5 of the fish are black

I'm sure it wasn't intentional

That's not what the 3/5ths in the constitution thing was. It declared that for the purpose of the census 5 black people counted as much as 3 white people.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Memento posted:

3/5 of the fish are black

I'm sure it wasn't intentional

Yeah that's quite a stretch and also not what the 3/5 compromise was.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

I don't know what a California Roll is but it's probably missing the best part. :colbert:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Ak Gara posted:

I don't know what a California Roll is but it's probably missing the best part. :colbert:



Generally served cum-free.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I would have taken a picture of the one I just finished except it was missing the best part (the California roll).

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Some places serve fish sperm

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

We Know Catheters posted:

Some places serve fish sperm

It's actually more of a fish prostate, I believe.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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May 2, 2008

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



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Feb 20, 2005

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

That Works posted:

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Yes it is.

Still not gonna get me to buy Moonpies though

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Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I don’t even know where the gently caress to buy moon pies if I even wanted to

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