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thatbastardken posted:Dog will finish it's tour of duty with crippling PTSD and an opioid addiction, will receive no meaningful assistance from government, and take own life. Maybe take you with it. That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth. *presses f*
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I've been trying to poison my dog but he keeps just belching and asking if I have anything stronger, please someone help me
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EmmyOk posted:I've been trying to poison my dog but he keeps just belching and asking if I have anything stronger, please someone help me Why did you post a picture of Brian Cox?
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Press 'woof' to pay Respects.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog? We have now found the greatest post on the SA forums ever made, under any circumstances. Jesus loving Christ
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Ya'll talking about shooting dogs, but my dad put down his cat with a longbow.
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Tardcore posted:Ya'll talking about shooting dogs, but my dad put down his cat with a longbow. Think he didn't quite understand what "pussy slayer" actually means.
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Tardcore posted:Ya'll talking about shooting dogs, but my dad put down his cat with a longbow. I can't help but wonder if you are related to Pick's family.
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Tardcore posted:Ya'll talking about shooting dogs, but my dad put down his cat with a longbow. Right up close? From afar? Details!
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Guavatin posted:Right up close? From afar? Details! Pretty far distance, it was a replication of a traditional English longbow.
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Tardcore posted:Pretty far distance, it was a replication of a traditional English longbow. When the apacolypse comes this man will be a bandit king.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Please be kind to the noble Canine, though you may do as you will with the vile, loathsome Primate.
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Tardcore posted:Pretty far distance, it was a replication of a traditional English longbow. Why?
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Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die.
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Tardcore posted:Pretty far distance, it was a replication of a traditional English longbow. See, this is a practical man. I mean we've all wondered, and if the cat needs putting down anyway...
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dying terrified and in great physical pain is good enough for people but imo pets deserve better
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purple death ray posted:dying terrified and in great physical pain is good enough for people but imo pets deserve better 
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King of Bees posted:Need some advice re: shooting my dog. Mainly he's better armed than me. Sounds like a job for a friend of mine. A best friend, even. 
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was there a FYAD thread about a poster with cystic fibrosis containing the sentence "lmbo how does dat nigga breeve" or did I imagine it
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We had a vet come out and put our dog to sleep in the back yard and then buried her with 160 lbs. of Quikrete. My folks don't own that property any more so I hope someone gets a fun surprise out of it one day.
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That's a perfectly normal sentence but due to the conversation I genuinely parsed vet as veteran for about a minute
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:That's a perfectly normal sentence but due to the conversation I genuinely parsed vet as veteran for about a minute "we buried our dog in 160lbs of concrete in our backyard" is a perfectly normal sentence?
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Don't conc shame
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Mental illness
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RNG posted:We had a vet come out and put our dog to sleep in the back yard and then buried her with 160 lbs. of Quikrete. I dug up a cat covered in cement by our walking path when I was putting in a patio this summer. Why do people do this? Is this common? What is going on.
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I dug up a cat covered in cement by our walking path when I was putting in a patio this summer. Why do people do this? Is this common? What is going on. It's so that if the pets come back as zombies, they have a harder time digging themselves out.
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I dug up a cat covered in cement by our walking path when I was putting in a patio this summer. Why do people do this? Is this common? What is going on. I guess it would stop wildlife from digging the pet up for food? My mom put her dog down a few months ago and had to rebury her after something dug her up
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I dug up a cat covered in cement by our walking path when I was putting in a patio this summer. Why do people do this? Is this common? What is going on. I always figured it was the suburban equivalent of stacking a bunch of heavy rocks on a corpse to keep predators away. People don't want to go outside and find Fluffy's moldering corpse after a shovel vulture or magical coyote teleport into their yard for that sweet sweet meat.
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concreting your dead pets is environmentally unfriendly and i wouldn't do it. however the reason people do it is so what happened to me doesn't happen to them, that is to say, the new puppy digs up the old one after four months and you come home from school and the yard's full of mouldering disassembled beloved pet and your stepfather's beating the poo poo out of the new dog with the old one's jawbone
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Everyone knows that when you beat the replacement dog with the skeleton of the old one that you use either the femur or the skull depending on your fighting style.
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true leftist posted:concreting your dead pets is environmentally unfriendly and i wouldn't do it. however the reason people do it is so what happened to me doesn't happen to them, that is to say, the new puppy digs up the old one after four months and you come home from school and the yard's full of mouldering disassembled beloved pet and your stepfather's beating the poo poo out of the new dog with the old one's jawbone Thanks for the heartwarming personal story, seņor rereg dude
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it's what i do best, old friend
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true leftist posted:i think the jawbone technically counts as a skull Amateur
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true leftist posted:concreting your dead pets is environmentally unfriendly and i wouldn't do it. however the reason people do it is so what happened to me doesn't happen to them, that is to say, the new puppy digs up the old one after four months and you come home from school and the yard's full of mouldering disassembled beloved pet and your stepfather's beating the poo poo out of the new dog with the old one's jawbone 
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I guess none of you have seen the documentary Pet Cemetery.
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Ah yeds my pals we've had a good time talking about dead pets but let's try and stay a bit more on topic. Can anyone give me links to the best of the keto thread not just the guy with the cholesterol level of a deep fried Mars bar. Ty in advane
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Amateur Can we talk about this guying always being on probation and reregging?
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