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mike pence calls his wife mother because he calls his horse wife, so now he has to call his poor mother horse
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Flavius Belisarius posted:mike pence calls his wife mother because he calls his horse wife, so now he has to call his poor mother horse 
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Feb 1, 2018 18:14
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Pence is the only VP in history who would consider "horse's rear end" to be pillow talk Except maybe Thomas Hendricks
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Feb 2, 2018 10:14
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What’s this I hear about Mike Pence and horses?
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Feb 3, 2018 03:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:What’s this I hear about Mike Pence and horses? he fucks them, friend
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Feb 3, 2018 19:33
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Has the field of mathematics come up with any explanation for how the Vice President's finite carrot hole can fit infinite horse dick simultaneously?
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Feb 4, 2018 00:25
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Never mind, I Googled it. It turns out that horse cum interact's with Pence's unique rear end in a top hat in such a way that creates pocket dimensions for more horse dicks to fit into. Pretty neat.
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Feb 4, 2018 00:30
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What is it with this administration and horse loving? https://twitter.com/John_Hudson/status/959931634614194177
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Feb 4, 2018 04:17
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https://twitter.com/John_Hudson/status/959931634614194177
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Feb 4, 2018 04:35
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I just remembered that Rex Tillerson our Secretary of State and our Vice President, Michael Pence are enthusiastic reciepients of equine buggery
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Feb 4, 2018 05:13
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Lol
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Feb 4, 2018 05:15
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Top City Homo posted:I just remembered that Rex Tillerson our Secretary of State and our Vice President, Michael Pence are enthusiastic reciepients of equine buggery rex tillerson is forced to deliver rock hard stallions directly to vice president michael pence's anus as penance for his "moron[ic]", low iq behaviour
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Feb 4, 2018 06:47
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Mike Pence needs all of the worlds horses to gently caress...so he convinces Trump to appoint a member of the horse loving ring to be our nation's Top Diplomat...we are through the looking glass here, people.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:02
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C-SPAM: This place is not a place of honor › bump this thread every time you remember that the Trump Administration is full of horsefuckers
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Feb 4, 2018 07:02
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mike pence is a horse gently caress
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Feb 4, 2018 07:20
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Now that I Think about it, Mike Pence, Tillerson, Zinke, Romney, Roy Moore I’ve never seen a democrat on a horse. Is the entire Republican Party in on it?
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Feb 4, 2018 15:02
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looks like Rex was the one doing the loving there so he, a horse, and Pence can make a human horseapede
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Feb 4, 2018 15:39
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The Nastier Nate posted:Now that I Think about it, Mike Pence, Tillerson, Zinke, Romney, Roy Moore  reminder that LBJ was v concerned about the state of his bunghole
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Feb 4, 2018 15:42
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are we sure it wasn't mike pence disguised as rex tillerson tho
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Feb 4, 2018 16:46
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there is no evidence to suggest that secretary of state "t" rex tillerson engages willingly in the forbidden equine lusts. in fact, i have it on good authority, that his participation in such activities is compelled forcibly, by order of the president himself...
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Feb 4, 2018 17:24
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Lord of Pie posted:
please do not insult the wielder of jumbo
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Feb 4, 2018 19:35
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jfk knew too much about horse cock 
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Lord of Pie posted:looks like Rex was the one doing the loving there so he, a horse, and Pence can make a human horseapede Very goldblum j park voice]: so caught up in whether u could, u forgot to consider whether u should imo
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:jfk knew too much about horse cock drat i never heard any gossip about him n lbj
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what's the similarity between mike pence and the dow they both went down a whole lot except pence was on a horse
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My name Xand_Man and I'm here to say Mike pence knows horses in the biblical way Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 15:40 on Feb 6, 2018 |
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Feb 6, 2018 15:08
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horse meets world "world" is a nomenclature for the infinite expanse possible only by Mike Pence's magical horse nutt hungry anus
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Feb 9, 2018 06:26
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This thread guys, it's been 29 pages Just making sure we've used that time to get to the point here, which is that horse dick goes in mike pence
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Feb 9, 2018 07:38
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i can't believe that we've been able to bump this thread so often, it's almost like we're mike pence bumping uglies with his latest stallion
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Mayor Dave posted:i can't believe that we've been able to bump this thread so often, it's almost like we're mike pence bumping uglies with his latest stallion mike pence will not have you talk about his lover's penis, which goes in his rear end in a top hat, that way
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Feb 9, 2018 07:53
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Top City Homo posted:horse lmao
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ScrubLeague posted:lmao mike pence cannot lmao for it is eternally agape from horse cockramming
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So I was thinking about Mike Pence loving a horse today, and it occured to me -- this thread consensus that Mike Pence chiefly powerbottoms horses cannot be true, when that implies that there is any limit, any conceivable restriction by gender or sex or breed such that Mike Pence would not gently caress a horse? I mean, are we really going to suggest with a straight face that Mike Pence, of all people, should chance upon a mare and not immediately rip off his pants like a Chippendale and start banging that horse?
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:So I was thinking about Mike Pence loving a horse today, and it occured to me -- this thread consensus that Mike Pence chiefly powerbottoms horses cannot be true, when that implies that there is any limit, any conceivable restriction by gender or sex or breed such that Mike Pence would not gently caress a horse? I mean, are we really going to suggest with a straight face that Mike Pence, of all people, should chance upon a mare and not immediately rip off his pants like a Chippendale and start banging that horse? of course not, that would be absurd however, it must be understood that mike pence lusts chiefly after the fifth leg of the stallion, and although he might be temporarily sated by other acts of horse love he is sustained through the penetrating power of the pony pecker
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:So I was thinking about Mike Pence loving a horse today, and it occured to me -- this thread consensus that Mike Pence chiefly powerbottoms horses cannot be true, when that implies that there is any limit, any conceivable restriction by gender or sex or breed such that Mike Pence would not gently caress a horse? I mean, are we really going to suggest with a straight face that Mike Pence, of all people, should chance upon a mare and not immediately rip off his pants like a Chippendale and start banging that horse? the horse needs to be inside the man. he was very clear about this.
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FabioClone posted:the horse needs to be inside the man. he was very clear about this.
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FabioClone posted:the horse needs to be inside the man. he was very clear about this. if he believed in science he’d have top men working on horsey strap-ons.
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There's a Montessori school near me with a wooden horse out front and whenever we drive by my son yells "HORSEY!" When he's older I'll explain to him why daddy giggles when he says that.
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