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One King James Bible
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I have a little full auto .22 attached to the keymod rail on my shtf rifle. The idea is that you use .22 for suppressing fire, and then 7.62 for kill shots lmao at this call of duty poo poo
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 03:58 |
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Lots of protein bars. Lots.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 03:58 |
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*has an expensive rifle with thousands of dollars of aftermarket attachments* *daydreams obsessively about shooting people during the apocalypse* *gets head bashed in with a rock while sleeping on the first night*
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:00 |
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Who What Now posted:lmao at this call of duty poo poo plus its oxballs
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:00 |
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Universe Master posted:Lots of protein bars. Give a man a protein bar, he has protein for a day. Teach a man to suck cock, he has protein for the rest of his life.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:00 |
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a bunch of amphetamines you know, for alertness
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:02 |
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Keep cold weather gear and shoes in your trunk during the winter if you live in a cold place in case your car breaks down and also the weather is cold
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:03 |
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Fishy Joe posted:Keep cold weather gear and shoes in your trunk during the winter if you live in a cold place in case your car breaks down and also the weather is cold You mean a blanket?
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:04 |
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amusinginquiry posted:katana I prefer "the sword of St. Jerome" iykwim
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:04 |
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Fishy Joe posted:Keep cold weather gear and shoes in your trunk during the winter if you live in a cold place in case your car breaks down and also the weather is cold Ok but where do I keep the trunk?
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:05 |
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A permanent supply of clean water A large and geographically concentrated social group with as many professions represented as possible. A code of behavior, pre agreed on if possible, governing the actions of said social group. Manufacturing capacity, schools, hospitals. Defensible borders between your social group and others Basically what I'm saying is live in a real country/state that isn't going to fall apart of its own weight
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:06 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:seems like .22 lr is the best option then, anything else is too heavy Back when I was fresh out of highschool I took an offhand shot at a deer at around 100 yards with a .22, naturally it nailed the poor bastard in the head, and it rolled all the way down a hill flopping all around Since I wasn't expecting to actually hit it and we had no idea what to do, we hid the body to avoid fish and game and came back at night. Our rental had a tow hitch so we roped the deer to it and dragged it all the way back to the cabin Naturally this left a mile long smear of blood since half the loving thing wore away during the trip but fortunately it snowed, or else somebody could track it right back to us We made a big fuckin bonfire and gave that motherfucker a viking funeral This post is an artistic work of fiction
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:06 |
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A gun and the address of an acquaintance that owns survival gear but not firearms.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:06 |
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a pallet of hockey masks and a pallet of machetes my neighborhood is getting organized, whether they like it or not
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:08 |
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a copy of John J Palmers "How to Brew"
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:08 |
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Nerses IV posted:Back when I was fresh out of highschool I took an offhand shot at a deer at around 100 yards with a .22, naturally it nailed the poor bastard in the head, and it rolled all the way down a hill flopping all around This is like that movie where they killed a deer but it turned out to be a person huh because I remember reading this in the papers
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:08 |
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One of those butt plugs that harnesses the kinetic energy of your anal contractions to charge a battery
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:14 |
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Paracord. Lots of paracord. A full paracord torc and vest
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:14 |
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Whistle (for signaling and bears)
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:15 |
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Your equipment is gonna vary depending on what class you take op what's your character gonna be like in the apocalypse we need more info
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:19 |
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Blue Train posted:Your equipment is gonna vary depending on what class you take op what's your character gonna be like in the apocalypse we need more info level 12 dwarven cocksmith
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:20 |
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Who What Now posted:You mean a blanket? What's a blanket shoe
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:20 |
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Little bracelet that turns into a rope Hell yeah I want one just like jet li in lethal weapon 4 had
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:21 |
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Sancho posted:Hell yeah I want one just like jet li in lethal weapon 4 had Oh you mean a rosary. I think you have to be Catholic to buy one of those
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:25 |
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Fleshlight
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:39 |
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Nerses IV posted:Back when I was fresh out of highschool I took an offhand shot at a deer at around 100 yards with a .22, naturally it nailed the poor bastard in the head, and it rolled all the way down a hill flopping all around Minor fix
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:41 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:What's a blanket shoe Get a load of this nerd that's never heard of a blanket shoe!
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:46 |
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Tactical rectal thermometer Nerds Rope $25 Walmart gift card
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:51 |
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The most important gear is worth nothing if you don't know how to use it. It's important to train just like you're going to fight. That's why tonight I've gone to Philadelphia to test out my DMR/optics system while defending business owners and public property from looters.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:52 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:a bunch of amphetamines jokes aside people eat like 30% less food on even low dose adderall, now consider how much space/weight you'd need to store 30% more food before even considering cost and risk of expiring
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:09 |
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a tank make sure it's got a diesel engine none of this turbine garbage
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:18 |
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extra stout posted:jokes aside people eat like 30% less food on even low dose adderall, now consider how much space/weight you'd need to store 30% more food before even considering cost and risk of expiring That just means you'll lose 30% more weight. Body fat is actually the most space efficient and portable way to store food. I try to maintain at least a year's supply on my person at all times. Target for at least a half pound per day, more if you're active.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:21 |
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a semi-truck full of beer, liquor and cigarettes
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:22 |
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an airtight bag and a belt
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:25 |
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Enough opiates to kill a horse.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:29 |
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A SomethingAwful dot com forums account
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:30 |
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The real enemy will be boredom. In our pre-apocalyptic society we experience constant, ceaseless hyper-stimulation. Packing enough gear to satisfy this extraordinary need, that is also lightweight and multi-functional is no easy task. That's why I recommend bringing both a dildo and a fleshlight. As you're already undoubtedly starting to imagine, the possibilities are endless.
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:39 |
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amusinginquiry posted:katana daikatana also an archived copy of wikihow on an e-reader with a solar charger
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# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:42 |
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Sinding Johansson posted:I recommend bringing both a dildo and a fleshlight. As you're already undoubtedly starting to imagine, the possibilities are endless. Think about where you are. That plan ends in goons getting sidelined while the dildo gets it on with the fleshlight.
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