THE EAGLES HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

I may have not been the best in these playoffs but I picked the Eagles in EVERY loving GAME including the super bowl.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

ur so smart

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:04

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

2 time superbowl champion dannelle ellerbee

Zyla posted:

that's pretty fuckin awesome

any other feelgood ringers?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:05

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Look at my picks. I picked the Eagles every single loving time and THEY WON THE loving SUPER BOWL

Eat my rear end

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:06

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Rape Stink posted:

I can�t stop smiling, that was a hell of a game and I can�t wait to go to the parade.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:06

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

look at me look at me screams a dipshit in wisconsin. no one looks, says a ron howard in the heavens

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:07

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Meanwhile on Broad St-

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:07

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Zyla posted:

that's pretty fuckin awesome

any other feelgood ringers?

Nelson Agholor hands down.

Dude was on the verge of being out of the league because of how serious his performance anxiety was. He had some serious, serious mental health issues. At one point last season he was on the sidelines crying because of how he kept dropping the ball and Pederson deactivated him for a game because he was a complete wreck emotionally. Went and got therapy which fixed it and had an amazing season and Super Bowl.

I'm so loving proud of him. Therapy loving works people.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:09

Reuben Sandwich: Jan 27, 2007

Zyla posted:

that's pretty fuckin awesome

any other feelgood ringers?

Jason Peters, Frank Reich (coach), and Dawkins will probably get an executive ring

edit: could add Celek to the list

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:09

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

I was at a bar with all but one person cheering for Philly, the person being an annoying Cowboys fan (redundant, I know). I think we were all prepared to be disappointed when the Pats got the ball with over 2 min left.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:10

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

axeil posted:

Nelson Agholor hands down.

Dude was on the verge of being out of the league because of how serious his performance anxiety was. He had some serious, serious mental health issues. Went and got therapy which fixed it and had an amazing season and Super Bowl.

I'm so loving proud of him. Therapy loving works people.

that's super cool yay

:toot:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:11

FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

It�s time we face facts. Nick Foles carried Chip Kelly. 2013 was BIG DICK NICK.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

on a related but divergent note im glad that noted complete shithead fuckhead james harrison was denied another ring

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:11

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

He's so drat happy. :unsmith:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Crescent Wrench posted:

He's so drat happy.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:12

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Crescent Wrench posted:

He's so drat happy.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:12

Reuben Sandwich: Jan 27, 2007

Zyla posted:

that's super cool yay

There was a story about how Brandon Brooks gets anxiety so bad he vomits before every game.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:14

I am hella PEEVED: Oct 25, 2007; Welcome to Earth.

I still can't believe it. World Fuckin Champions

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:20

The REAL Goobusters: Apr 25, 2008

https://twitter.com/LacesOutShow/status/960385281919782913

LMFAO holy gently caress

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:24

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

I posted this in the Laugh at the Pats thread, but it belongs here too. The Pats are 1-3 against NFC East teams in the Super Bowl under Belicheck.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:33

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Q_res posted:

I posted this in the Laugh at the Pats thread, but it belongs here too. The Pats are 1-3 against NFC East teams in the Super Bowl under Belicheck.

More fun: the Pats haven't beaten the Eagles since 2011 and are currently on a 2-game losing streak.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:37

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Reuben Sandwich posted:

Jason Peters, Frank Reich (coach), and Dawkins will probably get an executive ring

edit: could add Celek to the list

Also Jason Kelce who has been with the team as long

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:37

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

gently caress THE PATS I LOVE YOU ALL gently caress TOM BRADY THAY DUMB KID KISSING BITCH BOI WE DID IT. NICK FOLES IS A GOD.

DOUG PEDERSON IS A LEGEND. HE CALLED A 4TH DOWN DIRECT SNAP END AROUND PASS TO THE QB BALLS OF STEEL

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:42

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

I still can't believe they did it.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:43

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

axeil posted:

I straight up cried with my girlfriend (and Eagles fan friends) after the game and also shouted "oh my god" about 300 times after the Tom Brady fumble.

This is unbelievable. I wanna share the picture of the 4 of us cuz we look so drat happy but I don't wanna get doxxed from it.

I still can't believe it happened guys. Thank you to TFF for being the best sports forum on the internet!

edit: https://twitter.com/Bo_Wulf/status/960362584732938241

Congrats you big dumb Iggles goon

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:46

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Zyla posted:

that's pretty fuckin awesome

any other feelgood ringers?

I wouldn't be surprised if the Eagles find a way to give Jon Dorenbos a ring. He was our long-time long snapper who got traded to the Saints but then found out during the physical he had a possibly fatal heart defect and immediately had surgery.

He didn't play a regular season snap for us this year but he's been around for forever and it'd be a real nice gesture.

warcrimes posted:

Congrats you big dumb Iggles goon

aw thank you :unsmith:

it's nearly 2 am but i'm so excited i can't sleep.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:47

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Congrats Eagles fans.

axeil posted:

drat straight! Now we gotta get the Lions, Vikings, Falcons, Panthers, Cardinals, Bills, Jags, Titans, Texans, Browns, Bengals and Chargers their rings!

I am absolutely up for that.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Feb 5, 2018

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:48

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

I just remembered the Patriots came out of the tunnel to Crazy Train

The pumpkin spice latte of team entrance music.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:50

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

gently caress yeah Eagles. No one deserves it more

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:55

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Doug Pederson has the balls of a God. He kept up his guts all drat game long and it is why we won. This is the best week ever

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:55

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jota posted:

Doug Pederson has the balls of a God. He kept up his guts all drat game long and it is why we won. This is the best week ever

Look I had testicular cancer last year and lost my left testicle, even my ball wasn�t as big as one of Doug�s.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:57

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

I benched arguably one of my best defenders and all I got was this lovely haircut

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:57

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

We'll always wonder why he sat Butler.

EAGLES!!!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:00

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Harlock posted:

I benched arguably one of my best defenders and all I got was this lovely haircut

I'm bedazzled by that purse.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:06

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

Harlock posted:

I benched arguably one of my best defenders and all I got was this lovely haircut

Is that his side piece?

Police scanner says they are flippin cars at 16 and Market!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Bliggers- posted:

I just remembered the Patriots came out of the tunnel to Crazy Train

The pumpkin spice latte of team entrance music.

Considering the recent revelation about Brady, I'm surprised the song wasn't "Rock and Roll (Part 2)"

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:09

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

https://deadspin.com/america-please-enjoy-these-photos-of-tom-brady-1822716310

Delicious.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:10

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

I'm so happy. I hope cris collinsworth chokes on a dick

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:11

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Jota posted:

Doug Pederson has the balls of a God. He kept up his guts all drat game long and it is why we won. This is the best week ever

Doug Marrone should take a page from Doug P's playbook

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:14

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Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

"Anyone with information about the incident at the Ritz Carlton please call the front desk"

Eagles fans destroyed the canopy over the entrance lol

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:15

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