Political Cartoons 2018: A Penny For Your Blots

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Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

I'm the losers trophy

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:59

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:51

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

drat it Garrison, what sort of snowflake are you to hand out trophies to everyone?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:02

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Selachian posted:

Heh heh heh.

(Chris Long said before the game he's not going to the White House. I dearly hope someone hands him the phone during the President's call to the winners.)

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:04

Clunk Tap It: May 1, 2014

Selachian posted:

Heh heh heh.

No year. Is this a repost from last year or did Garrison really jump the gun on releasing this one?

Edit: nvm. Just noticed the LI.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:10

Atahualpa: Aug 18, 2015; A lucky bird.

I just spent 30 minutes trying to find that commission someone posted here that consisted of Garfield making bedroom eyes at a swole Dilbert.

And now I am going to spend 30 more contemplating the choices I have made in life.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:37

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Selachian posted:

Heh heh heh.

(Chris Long said before the game he's not going to the White House. I dearly hope someone hands him the phone during the President's call to the winners.)

Labeling the loser's trophy is honestly like lmao did you really think that was necessary??? Even for Garrison that's overlabeling.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:39

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Alhazred posted:

I love how badly they misread men every single time.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:41

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Alhazred posted:

agreed, go for the cute chick without body hangups

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:41

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Chip Bok posted:

The Cleveland Indians 70 year old icon, Chief Wahoo, has gone the way of the image of The Prophet. Kind of. There was no rioting. There were no murders. Instead, baseball commissioner Rob Manfred offered Indians ownership a deal it couldn�t refuse. And Wahoo was sent to the showers.

In exchange, the Dolan family gets to keep discreet licensing rights to the chief on promotional paraphernalia. And Cleveland gets to keep the 2018 All Star game. Probably.

Tribe gear worn by the players, however, will no longer bear the graven image of the famed indigenous cartoon person. Instead players will sport the block �C� on their sleeves and hats when they take the field.

I think it stands for politically �Correct.�

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I saw this thing on Twitter:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:41

KillerQueen: Jul 13, 2010

I'm the soviet football imp on Marx's shoulder.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:52

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

KillerQueen posted:

I'm the soviet football imp on Marx's shoulder.

I'm SKY

# ? Feb 5, 2018 06:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Oh no what a shame :geno:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:06

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Seems like the vaunted free market at work, Bok.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:11

King Possum III: Feb 15, 2016

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:17

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

King Possum III posted:

Trump and the Republicans have been running on a platform of racial resentment for over half a century, AGC

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:19

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Is this attempting to refer to anything or is tinsley in full "forgot to tell a joke" mode.

King Possum III posted:

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pee pee, doo doo, etc

Polygynous fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Feb 5, 2018

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:24

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Polygynous posted:

Is this attempting to refer to anything or is tinsley in full "forgot to tell a joke" mode.

Football players kneeling resulted in nobody going to football games anymore (in Tinsley's world), and the Super Bowl is the first game in a while that people are actually attending.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:28

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Elysiume posted:

Football players kneeling resulted in nobody going to football games anymore (in Tinsley's world), and the Super Bowl is the first game in a while that people are actually attending.

I was leaning toward that but thought it couldn't possibly be that stupid. :sigh:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:33

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Unusually for Tinsley, the aggressor here is an old white man.

Seriously, I would have expected an ersatz Hillary at minimum.

Although I guess he could be (((a professor))).

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:42

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Polygynous posted:

I was leaning toward that but thought it couldn't possibly be that stupid.

The only time Tinsley isn't that stupid is when he opts to be even stupider. He's dumb as all hell.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:42

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Alhazred posted:

I'm the armpit fart that actually emits a visible cloud.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:42

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 07:53

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

�We both want someone else to take the blame� is a good example of common ground I guess.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:21

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

King Possum III posted:

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The only reason I know this is only ironically AGC is the art style.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:39

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Considering their relative positions in panel 3 they are apparently blaming their imaginary friends??

# ? Feb 5, 2018 08:41

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Selachian posted:

Heh heh heh.

(Chris Long said before the game he's not going to the White House. I dearly hope someone hands him the phone during the President's call to the winners.)

I don't know football, but I am willing to bet money that Garrisson had this with the patriots as the winners, and has to hastily edit it to reflect the results. Does that guy actually look anything like an Eagles player?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:13

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

sheep-dodger posted:

Considering their relative positions in panel 3 they are apparently blaming their imaginary friends??

No no no, we nitpick Zelda, dummy!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:14

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

Fulchrum posted:

I don't know football, but I am willing to bet money that Garrisson had this with the patriots as the winners, and has to hastily edit it to reflect the results. Does that guy actually look anything like an Eagles player?

He made that one last year.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:15

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Sandpuppy posted:

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AGC

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:17

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

The league compromised so Cleveland is still allowed to produce and sell poo poo covered with their racist logo the players just can't wear it for games.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:19

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Edit: oh, right, LI refers to 51, not a city.

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Feb 5, 2018

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:29

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

sheep-dodger posted:

Considering their relative positions in panel 3 they are apparently blaming their imaginary friends??

I think that's the point. Judging by where their feet are, each of them blamed the person behind them, then straightened up to talk to each other.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:31

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

Selachian posted:

I didn't watch the superbowl. I assume Trump jumped onto the field and singlehandedly won it?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 09:57

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Qwertycoatl posted:

I didn't watch the superbowl. I assume Trump jumped onto the field and singlehandedly won it?

Nah, last year he quit watching halfway through.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 10:00

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King Possum III posted:

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Did you seriously make a hidden loving mammy joke?!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 11:31

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

King Possum III posted:

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This is very good.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 11:32

Roland Jones: Aug 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Crabtree posted:

Did you seriously make a hidden loving mammy joke?!

It might just be a "mammary" joke.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 11:58

Afriscipio: Jun 3, 2013

King Possum III posted:

BigglesSWE posted:

This is very good.

What is a visual metaphor of this caliber doing in the poltoons thread?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 11:59

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Fulchrum posted:

Nah, last year he quit watching halfway through.

Despite all his bluster and bullshit he supposedly hosted a SB party at Maga Bingo yesterday.
Also, Dontrel rooted for the loosers since he's "friends" with the owner.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 13:05

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Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Crabtree posted:

Did you seriously make a hidden loving mammy joke?!

"Mammo". As in mammory. As in a woman's breasts.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 13:44

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