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La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

therobit posted:

Please don't talk about your cookie monster fetish.

More like Cuckie Monster

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triangular man
Feb 13, 2015

LadyPictureShow posted:

I shaved my head a few times for solidarity reasons, and man, I would get some lovely comments from randos that didn't know why I did it, and pooh-poohed doing it as a show of support.

I had a guy I met out at a campus party and he mansplained why doing it was noble, but I'd only 'lowered my relative attractiveness' and what a terrible decision I'd made.

Quoting from the past for no adequate reason but I'm a woman and my favourite haircut is all of it shaved the gently caress off. I have been growing it for over a year now only due to being sick of having to defend this choice to the world! It's so much easier to live with no hair, I miss it. Also it probably affects employability negatively but man, I miss 5 minute showers with no necessary haircare.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

I [23F] found out about my boyfriend's [25M] of six months reddit account and it worries me.

I found out about his username by accident the other day and since I was slightly curious I decided to check out his post and comment history. He posts and comments in anime related subreddits a lot, which I wouldn't really mind by itself, but a lot of the posts are of suggestive and scandily clothed anime girls who appear to be very young (teenagers at best) and he often comments on how they are cute, sexy, or even how he would like to gently caress one ...

He's also very open about his love for "lolis" in these communities which I looked up and means young anime girls, like teenagers or even younger ... In several comments he also calls himself a lolicon which seems to be someone who is interested in these young anime girls, well ... sexually. Also on a picture of a girl with cat ears he commented that he would love to have his girlfriend dress up like this for him but he never brought anything like that up ever and is actually really vanilla in bed.

Apart from that he also occassionally comments in a porn subreddit for women with small breasts and in one which features only really young looking women.

I'm not sure if I should talk with him about this, he's actually a really kind and sweet person and it's not like our sex life is lacking or anything, but I'm worried about these "loli" related tendencies of his, am not sure if it's healthy, and am a bit grossed out by it too be honest, although I try to be an accepting person.

tl;dr: Found my boyfriend's reddit account where he often talks about his love for anime "lolis" and I'm not sure if I should confront him about this.

plenty of people are saying he's being responsible because he's not actually planning to have sex with kids

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Smirking_Serpent posted:

plenty of people are saying he's being responsible because he's not actually planning to have sex with kids

he might be a pedophile but at least he's a lazy pedophile

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

He needs to be in therapy if it's available.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:reddit:

EDIT: :hmbol: not only is it a real emote but also it's incredibly relevant!

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
I found my bf's SA account so I looked up his posting history and I think he might be gay

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

tactlessbastard posted:

I found my bf's SA account so I looked up his posting history and I think he might be niggerstomper58

I really appreciate that my iPhone autocorrect has no suggestions for the n-word.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

So was niggerstomper58 an actual poster people are still dunking on years later?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

PetraCore posted:

So was niggerstomper58 an actual poster people are still dunking on years later?
The SAclopedia link to the first instance of that post back in 2013 has it posted by an actually permabanned user, no idea if it was a real rereg of a real n.s.58 though.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

PetraCore posted:

So was niggerstomper58 an actual poster people are still dunking on years later?

He came back on a secondary account to pay the famous paragraph, which as far as anyone can tell was as sincere.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Danaru posted:

:reddit:

EDIT: :hmbol: not only is it a real emote but also it's incredibly relevant!

Yeah that one was made back when Something Awful pressured them into deleting their child porn subreddits. Even got Anderson Cooper involved.



It was a ride. :allears:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

SirSamVimes posted:

Yeah that one was made back when Something Awful pressured them into deleting their child porn subreddits. Even got Anderson Cooper involved.



It was a ride. :allears:

Good for us :colbert:.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SirSamVimes posted:

Yeah that one was made back when Something Awful pressured them into deleting their child porn subreddits. Even got Anderson Cooper involved.



It was a ride. :allears:

That poo poo owned.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SirSamVimes posted:

Yeah that one was made back when Something Awful pressured them into deleting their child porn subreddits. Even got Anderson Cooper involved.

:stare: I would like to know more!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
thank you tony danza clause/glistening hodor for your distressing but necessary thread

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
I don't know it well enough to tell the story but the thread is here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3466025

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I don't know it well enough to tell the story but the thread is here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3466025

Yeah, I just found it. Alas, it seems that the Anderson Cooper video was taken down from Youtube. :smith:

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

SirSamVimes posted:

Yeah that one was made back when Something Awful pressured them into deleting their child porn subreddits. Even got Anderson Cooper involved.



It was a ride. :allears:
Good!!

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm more curious about how you're supposed to bring that into the bedroom in a way that isn't immediately obvious. She says that it's only after she learned this about him that she realized that that's what he'd been doing.

george_costanza_sandwich.gif

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
My (f/27) boyfriend (29/m) thinks love is selfish

quote:

I've known my boyfriend since we were teenagers, we've always been very close. We didn't start a serious relationship until about a year and a half ago. He had a very rough childhood growing up and that's why he has such a difficult time with the concept of love now.

After 1.5 years, he still hasn't said I love you. I knew it would take him a while, so I made it clear that I wouldn't say it until he did, in order to avoid him being pressured. He's made several indirect comments before about how love is selfish and how he believes people don't ever truly care for another person without some sort of reward or selfish intent. He believes the only reason why people care for his well being is to avoid their own personal feeling of loss, not because they actually care about him.

I'm open to any perspective, but I'm looking for the perspective of people who think similarly to this, because it's apparently more common than I thought. For the record, he's a wonderful boyfriend in so many ways. I'm just trying to understand this train of thought a little more before I confront him about it.

tl;dr: boyfriend believes love is selfish, I don't know how to comfort/convince him that it's not always that way

Lady I'm pretty sure this is a LITTLE above your pay grade, also a year and a half of him saying love isn't real and you're still confused on why he hasn't said he loves you?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I don't know it well enough to tell the story but the thread is here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3466025
That's the second round/effort though. The first round was when SA started calling reddit out and they were all "actually, it's ephebophilia/those children post the pics themselves so it's ok to masturbate to them" etc. and then Anderson Cooper got involved. After taking waaaay too long before taking any action reddit finally reluctantly banned r/jailbait (it only took actual news outlets to start posting about what the gently caress is going on there). That's when the thread you linked was created - to get reddit to loving remove all the rest of the pedophile material for good (including a dozen copies of r/jailbait that were immediately put up). There are also a lot of chatlogs, pms, e-mails proving that reddit admins were cooperating with the pedos during the entire time, fighting to the very end to keep their pedo subreddits up, it's a disgusting website.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

[24, F] dating [45, M] for ~2 years. His mother lives with him and is ruining our relationship.


Yes, we have an age gap spanning an entire legal drinking age adult in the US. My boyfriend, we'll call him J, was my statistics professor in undergrad. Nothing sexy happened while I was enrolled in the class. I didn't even tell him I had a crush on him until about two weeks before I graduated. To my shock, he agreed to go on a date with me. This was about 2 years ago.

Currently, we are still seeing each other but I'm not sure how to define what or where our relationship is. I think the root issue is that his mother lives with him. I.e. he owns the house, pays the bills, etc. She stays for free, hoards junk, and reprimands him for swearing. I met her after begging to be allowed into more of his life (he didn't want to meet my parents, didn't want to meet my friends, didn't want to take me to his place) after probably about six months of dating. She barely speaks any English (they are both Mexican) but combined with my highschool Spanish and his translating, we were able to have a few polite conversations.

Fastforward to the first time we have sex, Valentine's Day of last year. We head back to his place and she's asleep so we creep into his room and do it. I was a virgin (another story for another time) and it was actually a pretty sweet experience. He knew this and was gentle and communicative. Afterwards we checked the bedspread to make sure everything was clean and to my surprise there was no blood-- not even a drop. I don't think much more of it until a few MONTHS later he tells me that his mom now hates me. I ask him why and he tells me that there was, in fact, blood on the sheets and his mom found it--when she was doing his laundry. I'm mortified and feel horrible, but I also wonder why the hell a grown rear end man lets his mother do his laundry. After apologizing I ask him this and he says "that's just what she does." Since then, I haven't been able to return to his house without judgemental glances. It didn't take long for me not to want to go back.

So now we get hotel rooms. If we want to have sex, we plan it a couple of days in advance and he rents a room. Most of our relationship consists of going out to movies, going out to dinner, hanging out at my house (I still live at home too--yet another story for yet another time--however, my parents actually like J), talking on the phone late at night and having sex in hotels. After two-ish years I feel like it should be a little beyond that.

Admittedly, our relationship has been fraught with break-ups, primarily brought on by me. They usually involve me telling him I want more emotional intimacy or more commitment and when he doesn't want to give that to me or reacts indifferently I freak out and break up with him. Of course, #anxiousattachmentstyle makes me freak out even more over an indifferent parting so I desperately beg for him back. The most recent time was over the summer but since then we have tentatively gotten back together.

Anyway, things have been going pretty well until the past week or so. He had a deadline for work and we were both stressed out and our conversations kept resulting in stupid fights over trivial things. Finally, we saw each other yesterday, hung out, got a hotel, saw a movie, and went out to eat. It was a nice night. For some reason it hit me, though, like really hit me, that out relationship didn't seem to be going anywhere and that we were still running around, dodging his mom, and never really progressing beyond where we had started. I decided that I'd bring up the fact that I wasn't into the idea of building our relationship around his mom forever, just to let him know that I was still hoping for something more (like maybe chilling for the night in the house that he owns without his mom versus spending 70 bucks on a hotel every other weekend) and to find out where his thoughts where, too. I decided to bring it up at the end of the night because I thought that if he did become up upset, at least it would be once I was right outside my house and not at the beginning of the date. Unsurprisingly, he did get upset, saying "why do you always have to do this? everything was fine and then you have to say something." I told him that I didn't want this to ruin the whole night and that I had had fun with him but just wanted him to know that I was thinking about this so we could talk about it at some point. He goes on to say that he hates his mother living with him but he doesn't know what else to do; he's looked into other solutions to no avail, apparently, and he's "not going to throw her out on the street." Then he pretty much says that it's my fault that she hates me cause of the blood and that he never wanted to have sex at his house in the first place and this was why. Finishes out by saying that she and I have a lot in common and maybe that's why we hate each other so much. Oh, but he is setting up an appointment with a psychiatrist for her to get to the root of why she's so anxious (apparently if he doesn't come home within a certain time period her blood pressure goes up so much that she has to go to the ER).

It was a lovely way to end the night, but I still maintain that it was better to end that way than to begin that way.

Today we had planned to hang out but he says he doesn't want to hang out and that I don't need to bother finishing the website I've been building for him cause it's too much work. I call him and he sounds super distant and finally I decide to be vulnerable and tell him that I'm worried that he's going to break up with me over last nights blowup, to which he responds, "break up with you? we're not even together." Ha. Earlier last night he had just said how he didn't like sharing and that I was his. Guess it's a one-way thing.

I ask him if he wants space and he says he'll let me know. I say alright and we both hang up.

Disclaimer: this is my first reddit post and I feel like a piece of poo poo after writing it. If I'm being unreasonable, please tell me, but honestly I hope it's just a bad situation for both of us. It's been two years of this back and forth with me being anxious and him being avoidant and it's wearing on me and probably him too. Every time I break up with him I'm miserable and panicky without him, so I'm very afraid to break up with him again. I feel hopeless and as helpless as this cute, legless stuffed animal frog he got me for an early Valentine's present.

tl;dr: Boyfriend's mom controls his life. We have to rent hotel rooms to have sex because she hates me and he's afraid to upset her by bringing me to the house. I told him I wasn't going to dodge his mom forever and that I wanted our relationship to progress. He got mad and told me he didn't want to talk about it, but not before saying I was like his mom. Today, I tell him I'm afraid he's going to break up with me over this and he says that he couldn't break up with me because we aren't together in the first place. Help!

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


quote:

(he didn’t want to meet my friends, didn’t want to meet my parents, didn’t want to take me to his place)

Just imagine a :thunk: slowly growing to fill the entire screen here.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
#anxiousattachmentstyle, because we don't have enough mental illnesses turned into quirky trends.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Babe you know I can't stay out too late, my mom's heart explodes at precisely 8PM if I'm not home and in my jammies

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Palpek posted:

That's the second round/effort though. The first round was when SA started calling reddit out and they were all "actually, it's ephebophilia/those children post the pics themselves so it's ok to masturbate to them" etc. and then Anderson Cooper got involved. After taking waaaay too long before taking any action reddit finally reluctantly banned r/jailbait (it only took actual news outlets to start posting about what the gently caress is going on there). That's when the thread you linked was created - to get reddit to loving remove all the rest of the pedophile material for good (including a dozen copies of r/jailbait that were immediately put up). There are also a lot of chatlogs, pms, e-mails proving that reddit admins were cooperating with the pedos during the entire time, fighting to the very end to keep their pedo subreddits up, it's a disgusting website.

Reddit: a site so awful it took two rounds of shaming to get them to remove their pedophilic pages.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Smirking_Serpent posted:

[24, F] dating [45, M] for ~2 years. His mother lives with him and is ruining our relationship.
...
I call him and he sounds super distant and finally I decide to be vulnerable and tell him that I'm worried that he's going to break up with me over last nights blowup, to which he responds, "break up with you? we're not even together." Ha. Earlier last night he had just said how he didn't like sharing and that I was his. Guess it's a one-way thing.
...
Every time I break up with him I'm miserable and panicky without him, so I'm very afraid to break up with him again. I feel hopeless and as helpless as this cute, legless stuffed animal frog he got me for an early Valentine's present.

I’d like to think that frog is his subtle way of telling her to :getout:.

How dense/denial do you have to be to shrug this all off and still say he’s her boyfriend?

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


quote:

I made it clear that I wouldn't say it until he did, in order to avoid him being pressured

... huh

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Well, her problem solved itself, it seems they're not together anyway.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Me [19M] in a tough situation with my fraternity brothers [18-22M]

quote:

Never thought I'd post here but here goes. The other night, two of my frat brothers and I were going to play a prank on the TKE house next door by taking shits in their yard. The idea was that they would see a giant three-person poo poo and think that an animal or a hugely constipated person had taken a dump in their yard.

Anyway, me and my bros Chad and Kevin went out there the other night. Chad drops trou and poops. Kevin drops trou and poops on top of Chad's poo poo. So far, so good. Then, I take my pants off and start making GBS threads, and it's just explosive diarrhea. It reeks, and there's corn and peanuts in it. Chad and Kevin start being like, "oh gross dude hahahaha." I laugh it off and we go home.

The problem is, Chad and Kevin told everyone and everyone has started making fun of me for having diarrhea. My new nickname is Ex-Lax, and groups of sorority girls see me and start making jokes about how I probably have poo poo in my pants (even though I don't). I feel like I've dropped from being relatively popular to being at the bottom of the totem pole, right above the black guy who we had to admit so the school didn't shut us down. What should I do?

tl;dr: Had the hershey squirts during a poo prank, now I'm being made fun of.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I didn't realise they still made those direct to video movies.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Danaru posted:

Me [19M] in a tough situation with my fraternity brothers [18-22M]

... and groups of sorority girls see me and start making jokes about how I probably have poo poo in my pants (even though I don't)


Well, thanks for clearing that up.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Danaru posted:

Me [19M] in a tough situation with my fraternity brothers [18-22M]

I know it’s poor form to call out stuff as being fake, but this line just put it right over the top for me.

quote:

I feel like I've dropped from being relatively popular to being at the bottom of the totem pole, right above the black guy who we had to admit so the school didn't shut us down.

Reads like a writing exercise from someone who unsuccessfully pledged to Chad Club.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Danaru posted:

Me [19M] in a tough situation with my fraternity brothers [18-22M]

You deserve whatever fate you get, and more.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Eagerly waiting the post Superbowl poo poo today.

Seriously burn all frats to the ground.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


I poo poo you not there's at least two campus wide e-mails that come out every month about a sexual assault at a frat house here on campus. It's sickening.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Is it the same frat house every time?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Danaru posted:

Me [19M] in a tough situation with my fraternity brothers [18-22M]
Relax Ex-Lax.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Vargatron posted:

I poo poo you not there's at least two campus wide e-mails that come out every month about a sexual assault at a frat house here on campus. It's sickening.
Weird that the school keeps sending out congratulation emails.

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