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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Pacinamac posted:

What the gently caress happened to F1? I leave for one year and it goes to total poo poo.

Bring Back Bernie

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

track day bro! posted:

He loving sucks mate. Duuuuuuuur my role model is a retarded bogan who drinks out of a shoe who is slowly turning into mark webber v2 :downsbravo:

Actually my role model is a retarded bogan who makes other people drink out of his shoe, which is extremely cool and good.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

1500quidporsche posted:

Wirth won't shut up about pens and wants the thread to know about it. I think this is the one he bought and he likes it alot:



A basic bic is probably the best pen I've ever used.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


uni-ball supremacy

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Thanks Ants posted:

uni-ball supremacy

Just pretend I posted a picture of Hitler and made a pun about a thousand year write/Reich.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HJB posted:

Bring Back Bernie

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

1500quidporsche posted:

there's alot of large moving elements to this thread that won't make sense without context.

Your tires aren't that big.

And most of this thread won't make sense with or without context.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I have a bunch of clicky bic pens that I swear by at work.

I've also worn out the rubber bit of two stylus pens already, so I've given up on those.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like pens

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


you missed an i

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Newey draws his cars with a pen....pens are good.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Also Scuderia Ferrari let's it's drivers sign their contracts with a pen. Pens are awesome and vital to F1!

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The Russians used a pencil!!!

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Counterpoint: Bernie used is hand in a shaking motion to fix all the important deals, thus hands used to be good for the F1 we know!

Ergo: Joey Hand is needed in F1!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I have a fountain pen, something satisfying about writing lists and ticking things off with a proper pen.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


tuo posted:

Newey draws his cars with a pen....pens are good.

You missed an i

learnincurve posted:

I have a fountain pen, something satisfying about writing lists and ticking things off with a proper pen.

You missed an i

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Liberty banned pens

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Poo England Patrishits

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

learnincurve posted:

I have a fountain pen, something satisfying about writing lists and ticking things off with a proper pen.

I have pens that I have stolen procured from product launches

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
i have peni



ferrari doesnt

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
Starting next season, pens will no longer be allowed,out of fear that German road ragers might use them as a weapon.
However,there will be a fine selection of felt-tip pens, wax crayons and calligraphy brushes available to all.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


When is car unveiling again?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Isn't this what they do in 3rd world dictatorships?

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

I don't know, does it count as child labour?

E: We could ask El Hefe if he were still alive.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I know they do that in England before soccer matches.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I'd really like to see an old fart try to explain how having models to gawk at is preferable to giving children a fantastic experience.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
That's something soccer does. The most fraudulent of all sports. Truly a model for F1. Bernie only wishes he could have been that fraudulent.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

iospace posted:

I know they do that in England before soccer matches.

What do they use in Italy, burning scooters?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

1500quidporsche posted:

What do they use in Italy, burning scooters?

That's in the stands idiot!!!!

They have kids before matches in all of Europe now. In Italy they usually invite local schools or football academy kids to do it.

Tsaedje posted:

I'd really like to see an old fart try to explain how having models to gawk at is preferable to giving children a fantastic experience.

Seriously. Of all the things to complain about this dumb sport this is not one of them.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Seems like a good idea to me.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
It would have been more appropriate to use man-children, to fit the demographic of the sport.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

mrfart posted:

It would have been more appropriate to use man-children, to fit the demographic of the sport.

They should use up and coming e sports drivers. I would really get behind that.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

mrfart posted:

It would have been more appropriate to use man-children, to fit the demographic of the sport.

But who will the drivers be standing next to, then?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I’m waiting with baited breath for the first snarky little poo poo to thoroughly own Martin Brundle on his grid walk.

Given that the first race is ‘stralia I doubt it will take long.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


learnincurve posted:

I’m waiting with baited breath for the first snarky little poo poo to thoroughly own Martin Brundle on his grid walk.

Given that the first race is ‘stralia I doubt it will take long.

Don't stop I'm almost there.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Are the kids going to hand the drivers the champagne bottles on the podium too?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tsaedje posted:

I'd really like to see an old fart try to explain how having models to gawk at is preferable to giving children a fantastic experience.

it is

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh hey, ROC was on Saturday. Sky sports have it on demand, I’m sure it’s available in Other Ways tho.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

1500quidporsche posted:

Are the kids going to hand the drivers the champagne bottles on the podium too?

I'm sure they will have a solution to this problem, as incredibly unsolvable as it seems

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Ok I have a high tolerance for tedium in motorsports but holy poo poo, I’m not giving up 2:45 of my life for a race where JPM, David Coulthard, Lando Norris and Marcus Ericsson‘s much shitter brother are the stars of the show.

Where are the champions?

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