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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Laopooh posted:

This thread provides a lot of valuable insight, especially for someone who lives in best China (japan), but what’s up with the death gif posting? I don’t like it. Haier esp is all about those and ‘ugly girl’ tinder pics...it’s weird and negative and mean (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

Death gifs keep me alive

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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Uh excuse me but best China is still Taiwan.

Anyway, I was told this morning by my former Head of Department (they can't fire him outright because the school would lose face, so he's just been demoted and given fewer hours at the same pay) that I was getting a new student in my upper level junior high English class. He had a good laugh because he has the low level class and the kid speaks no English but he gets to be my problem and not his.

I go to class and the kid speaks absolutely no English. I pulled some students aside and I ask them if they're aware that this class is writing intensive and if they've informed their new classmate. They said, "Oh, it's OK, he's from Fujian."

Which leaves me scratching my head of course. We're in Thailand, he's from Fujian, so they stick him with the white English teacher when there's a quadlingual Singaporean (including Hokkien and Mandarin, the two main languages in Fujian) teaching low level English next door to me. So why the hell is he in my class?

"Oh, but you speak Chinese and he needs his English to get better."

Apparently he's only here for five days and I'm not supposed to actually grade anything he does. And it's presentations all week so it's not like there's any teaching. And at no point has any of this been told to me by anyone actually above me. It's all word of mouth through the students.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Teach him French.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Laopooh posted:

This thread provides a lot of valuable insight, especially for someone who lives in best China (japan), but what’s up with the death gif posting? I don’t like it. Haier esp is all about those and ‘ugly girl’ tinder pics...it’s weird and negative and mean (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

it isnt death if the person was never alive to begin with

remember the expressions on the faces of that family that rode their scooter directly into a sinkhole 1 meter in front of where they had parked?

there was nothing there

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Atlas Hugged posted:

Uh excuse me but best China is still Taiwan.

Anyway, I was told this morning by my former Head of Department (they can't fire him outright because the school would lose face, so he's just been demoted and given fewer hours at the same pay) that I was getting a new student in my upper level junior high English class. He had a good laugh because he has the low level class and the kid speaks no English but he gets to be my problem and not his.

I go to class and the kid speaks absolutely no English. I pulled some students aside and I ask them if they're aware that this class is writing intensive and if they've informed their new classmate. They said, "Oh, it's OK, he's from Fujian."

Which leaves me scratching my head of course. We're in Thailand, he's from Fujian, so they stick him with the white English teacher when there's a quadlingual Singaporean (including Hokkien and Mandarin, the two main languages in Fujian) teaching low level English next door to me. So why the hell is he in my class?

"Oh, but you speak Chinese and he needs his English to get better."

Apparently he's only here for five days and I'm not supposed to actually grade anything he does. And it's presentations all week so it's not like there's any teaching. And at no point has any of this been told to me by anyone actually above me. It's all word of mouth through the students.
I feel like it would be bad enough to be dealing with Thai style workplace on a daily basis, but to add Mainland style on top is just the diarrhea icing on a heaping poo poo cake. You're a glutton for punishment, sir.

Laopooh posted:

This thread provides a lot of valuable insight, especially for someone who lives in best China (japan), but what’s up with the death gif posting? I don’t like it. Haier esp is all about those and ‘ugly girl’ tinder pics...it’s weird and negative and mean (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
I found your spirit animal.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Outrail posted:

Teach him French.

He'd come out speaking about as much French as he does English.

For a laugh, my colleague put a reading passage in front of him. The student quite proudly read the whole thing out loud. Then he put the comprehension questions in front of him. The boy rested his head on the desk for the remainder of the period.

You see, he knows English phonics quite well. He just has zero comprehension of what it is he's reading.

This was one of the things I actually liked about learning to read Chinese versus learning to read Korean. I can sure as poo poo read a Korean sentence, but I have no clue what it is that I just read. I may not know the correct way to pronounce it, but I can more or less work out what a Chinese sentence is trying to say.

Bajaj posted:

I feel like it would be bad enough to be dealing with Thai style workplace on a daily basis, but to add Mainland style on top is just the diarrhea icing on a heaping poo poo cake. You're a glutton for punishment, sir.

To be fair, it's Singaporean style.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfGMlMEZr18&t=50s

McGavin fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Feb 5, 2018

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
"IM JENNYYYYY" *windows shatter*
Otherwise that clip owns.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



:same:

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Haier, got any new Haier dad stories?

I'm particularly fond of his dad-dozer destroying lovely cars, so any in that sort of vein would be lovely.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Why is this so disturbing? She sounds like she is suddenly possessed.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
Saw a boar on my way home today! It was just off the hiking trail that I took my cub scouts on ...

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Scouts 'n' Snouts

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

TTerrible posted:

Why is this so disturbing? She sounds like she is suddenly possessed.

She goes from the buzzing whine Koreans think is adorable in women to decent English using a more natural tone.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
So whatever happened to the blanket VPN ban? Is there news on that, or did they quietly stop mentioning it?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They half-assed it as usual. There was about a week where VPNs weren't working very well but they're fine again now. This is what happens every time.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I've been using Tantan again for a few days. The Thais on there are much nicer than on Tinder, maybe because there are zero non-Chinese tourists on there. There's quite a few Chinese on there that work here in Bangkok and I matched with a Taiwanese woman working here that is not fat but has boobs the size of a drat Buick. Just absurd boobs. The kind that you know her quality of life is suffers a lot because of it. We may have a date for this weekend if her schedule works with mine. Please wish me luck, or at least so that I can have an awkward story to come back with eventually.

nickmeister posted:

So whatever happened to the blanket VPN ban? Is there news on that, or did they quietly stop mentioning it?
ALLEGED "deadline" is end of March now. First it was by Spring Festival, but it's been pushed back according to a couple guys online.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Skype's been loving up without a vpn for us for about a week now.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It always stresses me out a little when they talk about it but they've tried so many times. I don't see how they can without cutting off outside internet connections entirely, which isn't going to happen.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

It’s not “outside internet connections” they have to worry about, it’s all the legit-even-by-CP-standard forms of encryption.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I assume that it’s hard to get into the USA even with some China money. I think you need a ton for citizenship now.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

I assume that it’s hard to get into the USA even with some China money. I think you need a ton for citizenship now.

The investment program is relatively unchanged because charging the 14,000 most interested rich people half a million to come here is popular on both sides of the aisle.

The issue is other countries like Canada do bonkers progams and historically look the other way regarding your finances way way harder than the US

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Pick posted:

I assume that it’s hard to get into the USA even with some China money. I think you need a ton for citizenship now.

Only a cool million USD is needed to get a EB-5 visa, which is the fastest way a foreign citizen can get US citizenship without marrying a US citizen.

Seeing how housing around here (SoCal) is getting picked up in full cash offers from Chinese buyers, I don't think it'll be too hard for them to do so.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Canada is hilarious. You used to be able to just buy permanent residency by giving the government a big chunk of cash. At least the government's making money right? Nope, it's a deposit, they just hold it and then give it back just to prove you are the correct class of person to launder money through our RE market. This became contentious so the government shut the program down. But because is a special delicate province they demanded the right to set some of their own immigration rules, which can sometimes supercede federal rules. So Quebec jumped on this demand from rich mainlanders who all pay in, claim they are moving to Quebec, then instantly go to BC to buy up houses and condos. Quebec makes a little bit of money off the whole thing but mostly gets to spit in the face of the rest of the country so it's win win for them. Vancouver/BC can do as much as they want to try to stop "foreign buyers" but quebec is giving everyone permanent resident cards so anyone can buy their way into the market.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Couldn’t you all sell Quebec to France or something? They seem like asses.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Warbird posted:

Couldn’t you all sell Quebec to France or something? They seem like asses.

Quebec's also a nice buffer against the more conservative elements of our society.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Warbird posted:

Couldn’t you all sell Quebec to France or something? They seem like asses.
If the Belgians haven’t been able to pull that off with Wallonia even though it sits right next to France, what makes you think Canada can manage it with a former colony that gained its independence through the French forgetting it existed in the first place, or thinking everyone there had died of hypothermia/gotten eaten by rabid beavers?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
A loving million dollars? That’s it????

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pick posted:

A loving million dollars? That’s it????

governments are stuck in the 1980's wrt inflation

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Fojar38 posted:

governments are stuck in the 1980's wrt inflation

They are stuck in the toothpaste millionaire story from like 1974 when that was actually impressive market capitalization for a startup

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

A loving million dollars? That’s it????

Yeah. In the US at least that money is basically a loss and theoretically must go to businesses as an investment and those businesses must employ some minimum number (10?) American Citizens. Other countries like Canada just basically want a small deposit so theyre much more attractive to offshoring wealth fleers.

Singapore is also an attractive option for a lot of Chinese bigwigs, no need to even change time zones.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I often forget china doesn't "do" time zones. That's just nuts.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I always thought Canada and Australias popularity with Chinese had something to do with Commonwealth stuff wrt Hong Kong but I'm thinking that's wrong

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Fojar38 posted:

I always thought Canada and Australias popularity with Chinese had something to do with Commonwealth stuff wrt Hong Kong but I'm thinking that's wrong

In the 90's this was true. There was a huge wave of HKers who came to Canada and settled in the Richmond area. It was easy for them to immigrate and many were fleeing what they saw as a threat to their finances or liberty under the boot of China. When China didn't rock the boat toooo badly in HK quite a few of these people moved back, at least the ones who moved out of financial fears (who gives a gently caress about democracy or human rights when you're still making money). Later though in the 2000's Vancouver once again became a popular destination, but this time for rich mainlanders wanting to protect their ill-gotten fortunes offshore. This trickle turned into a flood as their money-laundering and real-estate investments helped create a bubble, with locals seeing it as an easy get-rich-quick scheme and mainlanders seeing it as to way to not just hide/protect their money but also grow it. Many of the first wave HK immigrants do NOT care for the 2nd wave mainlanders. In both cases though they were rich people paranoid the government was going to take their money away, and Vancouver was all too happy to help them stash it away.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

HerStuddMuffin posted:

If the Belgians haven’t been able to pull that off with Wallonia even though it sits right next to France
France wants them less than they want Quebec.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

evil_bunnY posted:

France wants them less than they want Quebec.

From my experience the snow frogs as a province are assholes when you meet them individually they're all pretty nice. But generally speaking people who are willing to leave their homes are generally more open minded about other people and culture. Generally.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
The anglo franco feud is one of the few things that make Canada more than North USA, Quebec must stay

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/05/health/hot-tea-esophageal-cancer-risk-study/index.html

quote:



(CNN)If you smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol daily, you may want to consider letting your tea cool before you enjoy it. Drinking tea while it's too hot could increase your risk of esophageal cancer, a new study suggests.
In the study, published Monday in the Annals of Internal Medicine, drinking "hot" or "burning hot" tea was associated with a two- to fivefold increase in esophageal cancer, but only in people who also smoked or drank alcohol.
Esophageal cancer is the eighth most common cancer in the world and is often fatal, killing approximately 400,000 people every year, according to the International Agency for Research on Cancer. It is usually caused by repeated injury to the esophagus due to smoke, alcohol, acid reflux and -- maybe -- hot liquids.

The study, the largest of its kind, followed close to 500,000 adults in China over an average of 9½ years. Because of the large size, it may set the bar for years to come, according to Neal Freedman, senior investigator at the National Cancer Institute in Bethesda, Maryland, who was not involved in the new research.
Coffee may come with a cancer warning in California
Coffee may come with a cancer warning in California
Participants who drank tea on a weekly basis were asked to describe its temperature as "warm," "hot" "or "burning hot." Drinking "hot" or "burning hot" tea was not, by itself, a predictor of esophageal cancer, which is good news for tea aficionados.
However, for people who smoked tobacco or drank alcohol -- both of which are known to cause esophageal cancer -- drinking "hot" or "burning hot" tea made their risk of cancer even higher, according to Jun Lv, a professor in the Department of Epidemiology and Biostatistics at Peking University and a lead author on the study.
"Drinking hot tea contributed to cancer only when it clustered with smoking and drinking alcohol excessively," Lv said.

The researchers collected information about tobacco and alcohol consumption at the beginning of the study. "Excessive alcohol consumption" was defined as 15 grams or more of alcohol per day -- slightly more than that found in a 12-ounce glass of beer, a 5-ounce glass of wine or a 1.5-ounce shot of distilled spirits. Tobacco use was defined as one or more cigarettes per day.
Very hot drinks could make the esophagus more vulnerable to known cancer-causing agents such as alcohol and smoke, Freedman said.
"Irritating the lining of the esophagus could lead to increased inflammation and more rapid turnover of the cells," he said. "Alternatively, hot liquids may impair the barrier function of the cells lining the esophagus, leaving the tissue open to greater damage from other carcinogens."
Participants did not objectively measure the temperature of their tea, one of the study's main limitations. However, previous research has suggested that drinking hot beverages at temperatures above 149 degrees Fahrenheit (65 degrees Celsius) could lead to esophageal cancer.
Very hot drinks are 'probably carcinogenic'
Very hot drinks are 'probably carcinogenic'
In a 2016 review in The Lancet Oncology, drinking beverages this hot was classified as "probably carcinogenic to humans." The review looked at all types of hot beverages, including coffee and tea. Only some of the studies in the review took alcohol and tobacco use into account.
In the United States and Europe, tea is rarely consumed at temperatures above 149 degrees -- but in places like Russia, Iran, Turkey and South America, it is common to drink tea that hot or even hotter.
"If you go to the Middle East or to Russia, they drink it out of a samovar that's constantly under heat," said Peter Goggi, president of the Tea Association of the USA. "It's very, very hot."
By contrast, "80% of the tea here is iced, so that's a completely different story," he said. "But even in the hot areas, which is in the Northeast and West Coast, most people will be adding something to it, whether it's a little sweetener or lemon," slightly decreasing the liquid's temperature.
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Tea also has many health benefits. According to a 2009 study in the journal Nature Reviews Cancer, components of tea leaves have been shown to have antioxidant properties and may protect against other types of cancers, particularly colon and prostate cancer.
"Tea is probably one of the most studied food and beverages in the world today," Goggi said. "Green tea has been shown to be a little more effective in cancer inhibition versus black tea, but black tea has been more effective in cardiovascular health."
So tea drinkers who don't smoke or drink alcohol excessively probably don't need to switch to a different beverage anytime soon, according to Lv.
"Of course, keeping away from both tobacco and excessive alcohol use is the most important means for esophageal cancer prevention," she added.


Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
I’ll tell you what bugs me about French speakers. Their tendency to say “take” when they mean “have.” No you won’t “take” the cheeseburger. That implies you’re stealing it.

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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
since it's so obvious that mainlanders are fleeing with tons of ill gotten goods, why doesn't anyone do anything? surely the chinese government wants that money.

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