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boar guy posted:shut the gently caress up chris christie 
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Feb 6, 2018 01:13
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Feb 6, 2018 01:18
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Feb 6, 2018 01:20
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Feb 6, 2018 01:23
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There is no such thing as clean Dorito... this is some Koch network BS ;__;
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Feb 6, 2018 01:26
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Former DILF posted:meawhile, in the bad trump thread Slogan is already a given "Hindsight is 2020"
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Feb 6, 2018 01:28
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I saw that as buried at the beach at first and thought "if only."
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Feb 6, 2018 01:29
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VR Native American posted:There is no such thing as clean Dorito... this is some Koch network BS ;__; if you aint willin to be marked by the Dust then you aint worthy of the Dorito. bear your stigmata with pride.
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Feb 6, 2018 01:29
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You’re making the real Chris Christie look bad
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Feb 6, 2018 01:29
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capitalism has gone too far
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Feb 6, 2018 01:33
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Now that the Doritos factories all have extra Dorito dirt hopefully they will release a new range of extra dirty Doritos
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Feb 6, 2018 01:35
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this but with taco bell doritos locos tacos
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Feb 6, 2018 01:38
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gonna Dorito Roll to trigger the libs
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Feb 6, 2018 01:39
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Brother Entropy posted:capitalism has gone too far Counterpoint: Capitalism has not gone too far enough.
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Feb 6, 2018 01:39
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literally the only reason I still get out of bed in the morning is just to experience the new Dorito flavors as they are developed and released. when I occasionally think of suicide, I remind myself of all the Doritos yet to come, and when I contemplate the vastness of eternity, I weep as I imagine all the Doritos I will never taste once my brief candle is finally snuffed. those new Blaze Doritos are pretty good.
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Feb 6, 2018 01:46
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 Provided we don’t all die in a rain of nuclear hellfire, I can’t wait to see the history textbooks a dozen or so years down the road.
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Feb 6, 2018 01:51
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i love hell dimension so much
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Feb 6, 2018 01:55
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TulliusCicero posted:I saw that as buried at the beach at first and thought "if only." I dunno, setting him on fire at the beach so his blubber can be used as a maritime navigational aid for weeks also seems pretty good.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:00
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Trump gonna refuse to release the memo bc it hurts his fee fees. poo poo storm ensues. Govt shuts down.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:02
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Ars Arcanum posted:
The Texas Schoolboard of Education approved textbooks: "Trump was often a controversial figure who was slandered by the media for his "tough on crime" approach, his attempts to make peace with Russia, harsh but fair treatment of job-stealing illegal immigrants, unconventional sexual kinks, and low taxes for all Americans. While often blamed for the Second Great Depression of 2019, it was actually due to his predecessor, B. Hussein Obama, whose economic policies created an unprecedented and unsustainable growth of jobs, the market had no choice but to rebound". I'm no good at writing positive Trump textbook fan fiction. Help me out.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:05
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The dems rebuttal memo is a loving stupid idea and just shows how garbage our political system is. No wonder trump won. Hoping to publish a rebuttal only gives the rep memo a measure of credibility that no media sources gave it
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Feb 6, 2018 02:06
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The Archaic posted:The Texas Schoolboard of Education approved textbooks: "Trump was often a controversial figure who was slandered by the media for his "tough on crime" approach, his attempts to make peace with Russia, harsh but fair treatment of job-stealing illegal immigrants, unconventional sexual kinks, and low taxes for all Americans. While often blamed for the Second Great Depression of 2019, it was actually due to his predecessor, B. Hussein Obama, whose economic policies created an unprecedented and unsustainable growth of jobs, the market had no choice but to rebound". Way too many queer librul $10 words in that. It'll be TRUMP FINE LOL followed by 100 pages of Garrison cartoons, not including his "secret drawings" folder that eventually got him arrested by the Trump Morality Police.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:08
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Around 4 pages ago, big lols occured when very stable genius Chris Christy and his CHUD patrol returned to run damage control and browbeat the thread into accepting his lord and savior DJ Trump what does it take for people like this to change you think, thread? Trump being impeached? The nukes being underway and you have a spare room in your bunker?
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Feb 6, 2018 02:13
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The Republicans will simply install a revisionist narrative like they have with Dubya. They'll make themselves look like they were the ones keeping Trump from making any grave errors. We'll hear stories about how Paul Ryan worked overtime to reason with Trump.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:20
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Chernobyl baby posted:Around 4 pages ago, big lols occured when very stable genius Chris Christy and his CHUD patrol returned to run damage control and browbeat the thread into accepting his lord and savior DJ Trump It's like flat earthers. Any proof that contradicts their belief is either disregarded as propaganda or just further proof of the conspiracy. "You say you can see the curve of the earth just by looking out the window on any commercial flight, but actually the CIA forces airlines to use window glass that's specially designed to distort the flat earth and make it *look* round." 
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Feb 6, 2018 02:23
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Chernobyl baby posted:Around 4 pages ago, big lols occured when very stable genius Chris Christy and his CHUD patrol returned to run damage control and browbeat the thread into accepting his lord and savior DJ Trump At this point it is sunk cost fallacy. They can't admit they were wrong this whole time because they have invested so much effort trying to convince themselves and others that spray tanned evil mr. Magoo was the most brilliant buisinessman and politican. Even when he started openly supporting white supremacy they defended it fine and dandy. When he attacked the government and threatened north korea with nuclear war, no problem. Because in the end they had their GREAT ECONOMY and they could defend that! Now it's crashing and burning like everything else the orange fat man touches, but they still won't learn. Their entire existence for the last two years has been pathogically defending him. The saddest lols of all
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Feb 6, 2018 02:24
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The Archaic posted:The Texas Schoolboard of Education approved textbooks: "Trump was often a controversial figure who was slandered by the media for his "tough on crime" approach, his attempts to make peace with Russia, harsh but fair treatment of job-stealing illegal immigrants, unconventional sexual kinks, and low taxes for all Americans. While often blamed for the Second Great Depression of 2019, it was actually due to his predecessor, B. Hussein Obama, whose economic policies created an unprecedented and unsustainable growth of jobs, the market had no choice but to rebound". I’m a pessimistic person but the tiny optimistic grain of sand in my heart wants to believe that between the fomenting rage at the Texas textbook industry combined with the interwebs will do us proud and that googling trumps will soon lead to screen caps of the piss tape and Piers Morgan’s Twitter The world must know
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Feb 6, 2018 02:25
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Egbert Souse posted:The Republicans will simply install a revisionist narrative like they have with Dubya. They'll make themselves look like they were the ones keeping Trump from making any grave errors. We'll hear stories about how Paul Ryan worked overtime to reason with Trump. He was an outsider and not a true conservative. In fact, he was a democrat
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Feb 6, 2018 02:27
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I guess when Trump falls (hopefully) that most of the CHUDS are going to clam up. Just like that ambassador to the netherlands did when he was questioned about islam going wild. It is unlikely that trump will live for another 20 years but if he did he'd probably get the same treatment as Thatcher or Reagan. Lionized by the people who profited under him while the rest of the population quietly fumes.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:28
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Valko posted:I guess when Trump falls (hopefully) that most of the CHUDS are going to clam up. Just like that ambassador to the netherlands did when he was questioned about islam going wild. He doesn't need to live. Trump could stroke out on the toilet during his morning tweets tomorrow, and the worst anyone in politics or the media would say is "controversial" or maybe "divisive" if they were feeling particularly sassy. 20 years down the line he'll be getting the Reagan treatment from republicans and no small number of democrats.
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Egbert Souse posted:The Republicans will simply install a revisionist narrative like they have with Dubya. They'll make themselves look like they were the ones keeping Trump from making any grave errors. We'll hear stories about how Paul Ryan worked overtime to reason with Trump. The GOP will somehow find an even worse human being than Trump to run as candidate. Like literally a Nazi Islamo-fascist who rapes and murders children on live national TV. And somehow the dude won't even be an US national, but a Russian/Chinese/DPRK/Iranian/Islamic Caliphate quintuple citizen. And he will somehow win and then immediately nukes the rest of the democratic world. And then Trump will join Obama, Clinton, the Bushes and Carter in publicly condemning the new terrifying direction US politics have taken. And then I will say, "huh, I guess Donald Trump was a pretty reasonable guy in comparison".
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Feb 6, 2018 02:38
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Imagine getting dunked on by a woman with two prosthetic legs.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:41
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Shanghaied posted:The GOP will somehow find an even worse human being than Trump to run as candidate. Like literally a Nazi Islamo-fascist who rapes and murders children on live national TV. And somehow the dude won't even be an US national, but a Russian/Chinese/DPRK/Iranian/Islamic Caliphate quintuple citizen. And he will somehow win and then immediately nukes the rest of the democratic world. And then Trump will join Obama, Clinton, the Bushes and Carter in publicly condemning the new terrifying direction US politics have taken. And then I will say, "huh, I guess Donald Trump was a pretty reasonable guy in comparison". The literal Nazi in Illinois
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Feb 6, 2018 02:41
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bloom posted:He doesn't need to live. Trump could stroke out on the toilet during his morning tweets tomorrow, and the worst anyone in politics or the media would say is "controversial" or maybe "divisive" if they were feeling particularly sassy. 20 years down the line he'll be getting the Reagan treatment from republicans and no small number of democrats. I can already imagine the eulogy. "Donald J. Trump, billionaire buisinessman and visionary politician. Tried to Make America Great Again but ultimately failed in his goal. A lifetime of talking to gossip columnists left him unprepared for the treacherous tactics of political journalism." It goes on like that and paints him like a tragic figure while you're all still reeling from his tax reforms.
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