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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

jabby posted:

See I always assumed it was a urine sample.

Fertility drugs is probably what he's going for

but that's not what it looks like!

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tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

SpacePig posted:

How do you think puppies work?

How is pupper formed

# ? Feb 6, 2018 20:45

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Didn't Jim Davis actually come out and confirm it was dog piss a few years back?

# ? Feb 6, 2018 20:52

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Didn't Jim Davis actually come out and confirm it was dog piss a few years back?

He did. But that explanation doesn't work and and reeked of controlling a more family friendly joke that I chose to ignore it.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:03

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:08

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Detective No. 27 posted:

He did. But that explanation doesn't work and and reeked of controlling a more family friendly joke that I chose to ignore it.

Doesn't work no matter what, though. If swallowing semen could get you pregnant, I would have at least... 7 children

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:23

Sloober: Apr 1, 2011

Detective No. 27 posted:

He did. But that explanation doesn't work and and reeked of controlling a more family friendly joke that I chose to ignore it.

it's jim davis

what do you expect

talent?

skill?

humor?

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:31

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Garfield is a bad comic, but I love Jim Davis because he just relentlessly bags on himself.

Jon Arbuckle is the original Ronnie from whomp

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:32

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Maybe the joke was it was the pee from a pee test testing for pregnancy? That's the explanation that makes sense to me as not a veterinarian.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:34

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Doesn't work no matter what, though. If swallowing semen could get you pregnant, I would have at least... 7 children

I mean, if we're talking about things that don't work in that joke, why is a veterinarian working on a cat with an open, opaque jar of dog anything right on the table? How long has that mug of dog water been there that she's moved on to working on Garfield, and had enough time for Jon to reasonably suspect that she's brewed a cup of coffee? It's a bad comic through and through, and can only be save by the thought that this grown man unintentionally drank dog jizz.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:36

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

SpacePig posted:

I mean, if we're talking about things that don't work in that joke, why is a veterinarian working on a cat with an open, opaque jar of dog anything right on the table? How long has that mug of dog water been there that she's moved on to working on Garfield, and had enough time for Jon to reasonably suspect that she's brewed a cup of coffee? It's a bad comic through and through, and can only be save by the thought that this grown man unintentionally drank dog jizz.

hmm....where could my pipe(ing hot cup of dog spooge) be?

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:47

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Garfield is a bad comic, but I love Jim Davis because he just relentlessly bags on himself.

Jon Arbuckle is the original Ronnie from whomp

Dude's really, really good at marketing Garfield. I will give him endless credit for the media empire he built and he deserves every penny.

Of course, the comic itself sucks. But that's irrelevant.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:47

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Doesn't work no matter what, though.

Right, which is why the most direct interpretation (semen = make babies) is the one most people go with

I like the fertility drugs angle though. If Jim Davis had thought to go with that answer this debate wouldn't really exist anymore. It'd still be a bad and confusing joke but it would make more sense than the current "official" explanation

\/\/ I can definitely accept that as the "official" (with quotes) explanation. But like you said: let's be real, it's cum

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Feb 6, 2018

# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:07

Poops Mcgoots: Jul 12, 2010

Jim Davis said it's a nutrient blend. Apparently his family would give it to cows before they gave birth to ensure a nutritious first milk for the calves and just assumed they would have something similar for dogs. But let's be real, it's cum.

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

PYF Macros & Memes Part 5: But let's be real, it's cum.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:50

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

The real joke is that it was human cum.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:21

Caufman: May 7, 2007

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Doesn't work no matter what, though. If swallowing semen could get you pregnant, I would have at least... 7 children

That's because you can't get human pregnant from drinking human cum, but you can get dog pregnant from drinking dog cum.

But if it's an accident, the body has ways of shutting it down.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:23

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Elon Musk has successfully launched his car into outer space.

El Burbo posted:

meme time

Do what must be done. Make us proud, meme thread.

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Powered Descent posted:

Elon Musk has successfully launched his car into outer space.

Do what must be done. Make us proud, meme thread.

If only there was a second image with the windshield and alpha masking to give the glass effect

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:43

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:26

Craptacular: Jul 11, 2004

Powered Descent posted:

Elon Musk has successfully launched his car into outer space.

Do what must be done. Make us proud, meme thread.

https://i.imgur.com/QGdRd83.jpg
:nws:

That's not Mars, it must be Uranus.

You can tell it's Uranus because Mars doesn't have a ring. :v:

I'm literally 12 years old.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:06

Mollymauk: Apr 20, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

We shouldn't be calling things faggots anymore.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:21

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:24

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Neopets and myspace? Aka an alternate way of saying porn from kazaa and college humor.

dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Feb 7, 2018

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:42

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

the problem with the garfield comic is that it hinges on jon arbuckle being pregnant specifically with dog babies. if it was just a nutritional drink for pregnant animals (which im still not sure is actually a thing) why wouldnt jon just be giving birth to a healthy human baby, or if there is a drink for pregnant cattle, a healthy calf.

but no, there is specifically the dog connection, and the idea that jon is being somehow impregnated by it. the only substance that even close to makes sense for the joke is that jon drank dog cum. jim davis just walked it back when people got offended that jon drank dog cum.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:45

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

In my head Canon, he hosed a girl dog just moments ago offscreen.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:51

Smoke_Max: Sep 7, 2011

Sakurazuka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqt2v1-TEIo

Holy gently caress. :eyepop:

# ? Feb 7, 2018 02:02

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Yestermoment posted:

In my head Canon, he hosed a girl dog just moments ago offscreen.

Those were female dog pheremones and something else is about to happen off screen

# ? Feb 7, 2018 02:10

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Yestermoment posted:

In my head Canon, he hosed a girl dog just moments ago offscreen.

I never expected a Garfield x Morally Inept crossover.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 02:13

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

Powered Descent posted:

Elon Musk has successfully launched his car into outer space.

Do what must be done. Make us proud, meme thread.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 02:57

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Powered Descent posted:

Elon Musk has successfully launched his car into outer space.

Do what must be done. Make us proud, meme thread.

America, 2023. Years after the collapse, President Musk sentences citizens to Exile By Space Car.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:03

pulp rag: Feb 25, 2013; AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

Samuringa posted:

America, 2023. Years after the collapse, President Musk sentences citizens to Exile By Space Car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujuw9LyJdyU

"Take him to the Murder Slingshot!"

# ? Feb 7, 2018 06:21

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

juggalo baby coffin posted:

the problem with the garfield comic is that it hinges on jon arbuckle being pregnant specifically with dog babies. if it was just a nutritional drink for pregnant animals (which im still not sure is actually a thing) why wouldnt jon just be giving birth to a healthy human baby, or if there is a drink for pregnant cattle, a healthy calf.

but no, there is specifically the dog connection, and the idea that jon is being somehow impregnated by it. the only substance that even close to makes sense for the joke is that jon drank dog cum. jim davis just walked it back when people got offended that jon drank dog cum.

why is the dog cum black and opaque? why is there enough of it that jon can mistake it for a cup of coffee? why is liz keeping it in a mug on the exam table?

this comic strip is the new cow tools

# ? Feb 7, 2018 06:40

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Mollymauk posted:

We shouldn't be calling things faggots anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWI_ECKrBc

# ? Feb 7, 2018 07:04

Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

Sagebrush posted:

why is the dog cum black and opaque? why is there enough of it that jon can mistake it for a cup of coffee? why is liz keeping it in a mug on the exam table?

this comic strip is the new cow tools

african american dog?

# ? Feb 7, 2018 07:05

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Samuringa posted:

America, 2023. Years after the collapse, President Musk sentences citizens to Exile By Space Car.

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/961048448777691137

# ? Feb 7, 2018 07:09

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