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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

WTF is Coffee meets Bagel?

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


I want to die, where's the app for that


Schadenboner posted:

WTF is Coffee meets Bagel?

Dating app

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Schadenboner posted:

WTF is Coffee meets Bagel?
dating app for FANG geeks to meet accountants

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

JawnV6 posted:

FANG geeks

Do I want to know?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Schadenboner posted:

Do I want to know?

facebook amazon netflix google
kentucky friend chicken and a pizza hut

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
jesus christ

https://coffeemeetsbagel.com/

quote:

Each day at noon, guys will receive up to 21 quality matches – known as “Bagels”. They are given the option to either LIKE or PASS. Then, Coffee Meets Bagel will curate the best potential matches for women among the men who expressed interest.

Women will choose who gets to talk to them among quality men who already liked them.That’s right. No more guessing games! #LadiesChoice
Meet more of your fellow "Bagels" here!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


dear disembodied, doughy hole

this steaming cup of bitterness has selected you

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

flakeloaf posted:

dear disembodied, doughy hole

this steaming cup of bitterness has selected you

:wink:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

wow.

please, someone, kill me now.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

flakeloaf posted:

dear disembodied, doughy hole

this steaming cup of bitterness has selected you

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I like my women like I like my coffee

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

haveblue posted:

I like my women like I like my coffee

Metaphorical and app based?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

mrmcd posted:

Metaphorical and app based?

:vince:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
in a tiny disposable pod that's terrible for the environment

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
making me sweaty and anxious while traveling rapidly through my colon

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

on the other side of a thick cardboard sleeve so i don't get blisters

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

cool startup feel posted:

making me sweaty and anxious while traveling rapidly through my colon

mlyp

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Icy?

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
bitter and scalding

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Prepared with the use of pot?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
ground up and kept in the freezer

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/mspowahs/status/960943244652707843

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Detrimental to hippocampal neurogenesis but conducive to short term memory and attentional control?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I was going to say "covered in bees"

Themage
Jul 21, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hope this thing explodes on the pad

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
i kind of want that hierarchy chart to be some kind of cynical joke but who knows anymore :smith:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I always wondered if it was possible to make the bagel equivalent of jelly doughnuts (although it might have to be a bialy then, unless the filling was in a ring in the bagel I suppose?) .

Einstein/Caribou Coffee has filled bagel bites but they aren't the same, they aren't even filled to order. :shrug:

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ground up and kept in the freezer

who keeps coffee in a freezer

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

lancemantis posted:

i kind of want that hierarchy chart to be some kind of cynical joke but who knows anymore :smith:
i don't even use any of the apps on the list aside from instagram, so i guess my needs aren't being met at all

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

of all the baffling things in this imag,e what's really tripping me up is that "nest" is in the "safety needs" section

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Schadenboner posted:

I always wondered if it was possible to make the bagel equivalent of jelly doughnuts (although it might have to be a bialy then, unless the filling was in a ring in the bagel I suppose?) .

Einstein/Caribou Coffee has filled bagel bites but they aren't the same, they aren't even filled to order. :shrug:

the dough would be too dense

e: i speak as someone with over 10 years working in bagel stores as a baker/dough guy, you wouldn't be able to do it like they do with donuts, or even feasibly any other way

Just-In-Timeberlake fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 6, 2018

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Suspicious Dish posted:

of all the baffling things in this imag,e what's really tripping me up is that "nest" is in the "safety needs" section

they make a fire alarm and home monitoring solution

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
(it's bad)

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
i thought their home monitoring thing was that they bought dropcam and then discontinued it

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
my esteem needs are met by facebook, the use of which is strongly linked to increased depression and elevated suicide risk

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
oh waithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpsMkLaEiOY

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


infernal machines posted:

they make a fire alarm and home monitoring solution

thats the one that turned into an everythings ok alarm due to a botched software update right?

edit: and there it is

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
tangentially related to techbub but the falcon heavy launch worked. elon musk's car is now in a solar orbit forever. 2 boosters came back and landed simultaneously, unclear what happened to the core but even if they lost it this is a big success

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Suspicious Dish posted:

who keeps coffee in a freezer

coffee or women, the decline in quality is irrelevant when its fate is to be carefully funneled up my butthole

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

anyway congratulations muskman on taking the next step towards your eventual murdering of a crew :tipshat:

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