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Leveraged options trading is only bad if you are wrong.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:21 |
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BWM: Please don't tell Mom
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:22 |
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Margin Called at the Memory Bank
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:26 |
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It's a cheap lesson at an early stage in life. He'll be fine.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:30 |
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I've spent more on dumber poo poo than that.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:59 |
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Let me tell you about spending ~ 40k on a motorcycle that I barely used since 2008 instead of putting the money in the stock market.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 20:12 |
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Panfilo posted:Margin Called at the Memory Bank Rehabiliation: Doppel into a horse.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 20:18 |
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Haifisch posted:I lost my entire savings ($10,000) trying to buy the dip from the stock market today. He got hosed, but he says he normally saves $1k/month for fun purchases. I'm guessing that he could do even better if he were being frugal. He could be caught up in no time. The real question is whether he will be any wiser thr next time he thinks he smells easy money on the market...
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 20:39 |
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Depends on how long his mom grounds him from the computer and cell phone I guess.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 20:47 |
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Palladium posted:It's basically pro sports but without the massive payouts that pro sportsmen actually get out of the astronomically low chance if they become big stars. It depends entirely on the viewership you get and how you leverage that. Someone who gets like 300 viewers a day probably makes somewhere in the realm of $3k a month between ad revenue, subscription money, sponsor money and affiliate links. The higher your viewership the more likely you are to get noticed by people just scrolling through the list, which turns into more viewers and more subs/donations. I think it's way more lucrative to be a Livestreamer than it is to be a YouTuber, simply because the number of revenue streams at your disposal is much higher. Add on to the fact that most of the "expenses" these guys have are things they likely had already (pc, mic, internet, gaming console). The biggest barrier to entry these guys face is simply getting the audience, because it's a lot harder to get discovered on twitch than it is on yt, since there is no metadata system to game for views
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:05 |
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Luna Was Here posted:It depends entirely on the viewership you get and how you leverage that. Someone who gets like 300 viewers a day probably makes somewhere in the realm of $3k a month between ad revenue, subscription money, sponsor money and affiliate links. The higher your viewership the more likely you are to get noticed by people just scrolling through the list, which turns into more viewers and more subs/donations. I think it's way more lucrative to be a Livestreamer than it is to be a YouTuber, simply because the number of revenue streams at your disposal is much higher. Add on to the fact that most of the "expenses" these guys have are things they likely had already (pc, mic, internet, gaming console). The biggest barrier to entry these guys face is simply getting the audience, because it's a lot harder to get discovered on twitch than it is on yt, since there is no metadata system to game for views Ok but how much do you make if you have cleavage
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:09 |
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Add a zero to everything That isn't even a joke either
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:32 |
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As an aside, I think "titty streamer" is a hilarious addition to the English language.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:38 |
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ryde posted:VIX is an index that tracks the implied volatility of the market (basically how much its expected to move). Its nicknamed the fear index because it tends to shoot up when people are afraid and are selling off.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:46 |
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melon cat posted:I have a lot of experience in the investment/securities industry and even then I still can't completely grasp how this XIV index is actually supposed to work. I get the overall idea, but still don't see where its asset value comes from. Every time I read explanations on how it's "supposed" to work I get flashbacks of those bizarre, overly-securitized CDOs (drummed up by "Financial Engineers", no less) that led to the 2007 financial crisis. Sounds like you understand it just fine.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:54 |
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:I've spent more on dumber poo poo than that. Struensee posted:Let me tell you about spending ~ 40k on a motorcycle that I barely used since 2008 instead of putting the money in the stock market. And don’t even get me started on the rich mahogany!
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 21:56 |
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melon cat posted:I have a lot of experience in the investment/securities industry and even then I still can't completely grasp how this XIV index is actually supposed to work. I get the overall idea, but still don't see where its asset value comes from. Every time I read explanations on how it's "supposed" to work I get flashbacks of those bizarre, overly-securitized CDOs (drummed up by "Financial Engineers", no less) that led to the 2007 financial crisis. XIV just sounds like an option or synthetic option. I'll have to look into it when I'm not at work but if it's a derivative of a derivative I'd be pretty impressed. I wonder people feel about having large chunks of their net worth suddenly disappearing. e: I know there's a lot of leveraged funds out there so I'm wondering what other dodgy ETFs will explode this year.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:01 |
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Panfilo posted:Depends on how long his mom grounds him from the computer and cell phone I guess. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-guy-lost-10000-trying-to-time-the-market-volatility-using-his-credit-card-2018-02-06 heh
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:40 |
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So we can just go on forums, lift some stories, and make ad revenue off it?
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:47 |
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Moneyball posted:So we can just go on forums, lift some stories, and make ad revenue off it?
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:51 |
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It's really weird to me how many 'articles' are just a YouTube clip or forum post, or better yet a handful of embedded tweets. I guess that's GWM because you save on actually creating content
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:52 |
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Is this the gig economy I've heard so much about?
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:54 |
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On the way to work there's a left turn I have to make through a poorly designed intersection with no dedicated turn lights or lanes. Sometimes only one or two cars can make it through in a cycle which shits the lane up for everybody. I started avoid the left turn entirely by driving through some company's parking lot. It's longer but lets me drive through rather than turn at the same intersection, so it's usually a lot quicker. Last winter I hit a curb or something buried in the snow and had to replace a rim that got hosed up. Today I did it again. BWM: spending $400 in wheels to save a couple minutes a day
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:58 |
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melon cat posted:I have a lot of experience in the investment/securities industry and even then I still can't completely grasp how this XIV index is actually supposed to work. I get the overall idea, but still don't see where its asset value comes from. Every time I read explanations on how it's "supposed" to work I get flashbacks of those bizarre, overly-securitized CDOs (drummed up by "Financial Engineers", no less) that led to the 2007 financial crisis. I can't figure it out either. It sounds like its literally gambling on the volatility in the market which might as well just be gambling on the weather in Bosnia. It can't be that can it? And then who is taking the other side of these bets? Are any assets held at all?
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:33 |
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Guest2553 posted:On the way to work there's a left turn I have to make through a poorly designed intersection with no dedicated turn lights or lanes. Sometimes only one or two cars can make it through in a cycle which shits the lane up for everybody. I started avoid the left turn entirely by driving through some company's parking lot. It's longer but lets me drive through rather than turn at the same intersection, so it's usually a lot quicker. Don't do that in front of a cop, you'll have a ticket on top of the repair bills.
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:57 |
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NancyPants posted:Don't do that in front of a cop, you'll have a ticket on top of the repair bills. The property owner can throw a trespassing charge at you too, depending on circumstances. Happened to a college roommate.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:11 |
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Ashcans posted:It's really weird to me how many 'articles' are just a YouTube clip or forum post, or better yet a handful of embedded tweets. I’m glad I’m not the only one annoyed by this. They don’t even attempt to talk to the person about it, it’s just lifting snippets from reddit. I hate new “journalism”.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:33 |
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XIV
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:34 |
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If that's not a Winklevoss twin...
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:39 |
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That's a cheap manicure.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:44 |
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How much mascara does a person need?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:03 |
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I'd want at least 22 because that's the bare minimum I need to cover my electricity and water bill apparently man these altcoins are getting weird
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:07 |
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Virtue posted:How much mascara does a person need? Anyone that makes more than 4166.66 mascaras a year is rich.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:09 |
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How many mascaras for a horse?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:57 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:How many mascaras for a horse? Horse mascara is a whole different ball game. Those fuckers are picky. Choose the wrong one and Freckles will break both his front legs just out of spite.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 05:01 |
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Didn't make-up used to be made out of horses or am I just thinking of glue?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 05:20 |
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Hoodwinker posted:Didn't make-up used to be made out of horses or am I just thinking of glue? Every part of the Horse but the whinny.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 05:28 |
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The Butcher posted:Horse mascara is a whole different ball game. Those fuckers are picky. Horse makeup is actually a thing. Hoodwinker posted:Didn't make-up used to be made out of horses or am I just thinking of glue? Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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Youth Decay posted:Horse makeup is actually a thing. Nothing money retarded about horses can surprise me anymore.
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Luna Was Here posted:Add a zero to everything All the top Twitch streamers are male so maybe being attractive helps (in everything in life regardless of gender), but I'm skeptical of any suggestion that boobs help at the professional level. And as usual, it's a boys club at the top of an industry. Not an accident.
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