Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

mjotto posted:

Not being native in English might really gently caress up my understanding and comprehensive reading skills, but let's see if I can get it right. Here goes:

According to big nipples big life I have to post a taxxe that Beet can take for a meme to give him the chance to make me more trustworthy. Or at least make me appear more trustworthy. In any case, according to Dogeh I will then lose my virginity on a rapsheet. That not-taxxe-but-meme-post then will be quoted by Zzr and by his nibs; the latter by doing so restoring my insanity (didn't notice it gone missing to be honest, maybe the taxxe-cat took it?). The former will then also quote my not-taxxe-but-meme-post in order to do Scruffpuff's back a favor since he (Scruffpuff that is) is on mobile (I assume not like how Streetroller is on mobile). For doing these kind of harsh-butt favors, Zzr also gets probated by Beet. One does wonder if Zzr needed more virgin trustworthyness on his rapsheet? Anyhow, to top it all off, Bofast posted a mobile-taxxe from a meme-cat, and got probated too, which all did not lead to an earlier avalanche of mostly not-taxxe-memes starting way, way, way back before my post because Beet was on a yearly 'release all the memes' Superbowl party. And then MoMa stopped by to complain that this thread has made his bitcoins tank like CIG and then turned them into memes-taxxe cats that he now can't pay the food for (probably since he spend his remaining bitcoins on the not yet announced mining vehicles).

But now intardnation is also quoting my not-taxxe-but-meme-post without getting probated. Does that mean he still has his virginity? Or did I get something wrong? If that is the case, maybe I should try with another taxxe post? Boy, being new at Something Red really sucks. It's so (diffi)cult.

Oh well...

BTW, is now the moment where I ask Beet - who apparently is not Toast - if he has read a blog yet that says that Derek still has not released Chris' game because Ben and Sandi have to get married first in order not to save her non-existing actress career? Or is that more like an Awful Dit forumpost?

make sure you have stairs too.

https://i.imgur.com/SnuS4Kf.mp4

Just finished carbon - was decent to watch so thanks for that! ^^^^ is how I feel after the binge watching.

intardnation fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Feb 6, 2018

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:42

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:16

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

WHAT IS A MEME? A MISERABLE PILE OF JPEGS

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:47

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Rugganovich posted:

Did someone say whanker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclS5vmzkEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:47

Rugganovich: Apr 29, 2017

Taintrunner posted:

Can't wait for Star Citizen even though you're $15,000 in? Want the excitement of walking around space stations, landing on planets, and blasting space rocks for little return on investment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_f3mWHgGKU

Someone's set up a free private server for the abandonware MMO, Earth & Beyond: https://www.net-7.org/#index

Loved that game. Played the Beta. Couldn't get my head around the monthly subscription model at the time, so didn't subscribe.
Thanks for the link.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:51

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Mister Rogers cat taxxe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7ljRr0AA

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:53

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

I made a meme it is calamity chris

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:57

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

I made a meme it is calamity chris

May I steal this and post it on imgur so that I get down voted?

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:58

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Raskolnikov posted:

May I steal this and post it on imgur so that I get down voted?

Yes but please credit it to 'fartz inc'

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:59

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

peter gabriel posted:

I made a meme it is calamity chris

Crobbler is worthy of being an advice animal meme.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:59

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

I made a meme it is calamity chris

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:01

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:02

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:04

Virtual Captain: Feb 20, 2017; Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.

peter gabriel posted:

Ok I lolled.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:04

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

peter gabriel posted:

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:04

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Makes space game/focuses on walking.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:05

mjotto: Nov 8, 2017

XK posted:

Don't worry about probations, they don't matter.

My parole officer begs to differ. They all did.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:05

monkeytek: Jun 8, 2010; It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

his nibs posted:

Can anyone put a top hat and monocle on this?

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:05

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Chrisbear is my greatest work

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:07

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

peter gabriel posted:

he just might be a whanker

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:08

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Daztek posted:

Chrisbear is my greatest work

It's the greatest work

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:11

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Daztek posted:

Chrisbear is my greatest work

It is the seediest goddamn bear in existence.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:14

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Xaerael posted:

needs patch 3.1

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:14

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

XK posted:

Avoid posting contentless memes. Text on pictures are generally memes, unless it's relevant or original to the thread subject matter. Grumpycat, major meme irrelevant to the thread.

Taxxes aren't memes, taxxes are cute or interesting.

Not having a virgin rapsheet is SA inside baseball.

Don't worry about probations, they don't matter.

and ride the wind

I thought we got probs to make the mods feel useful between DS slap fights/hissy fits. Or the odd beltdown/surface detail alt.

:justpost:

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:19

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Dooguk posted:

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/961008962114998272

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:21

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/961008962114998272

When you have a major consumer retail outlet throwing shade at you, apropos of nothing, it's time to start worrying.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:28

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

mjotto posted:

Called it!

You're getting the hang of it!

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:34

DapperDon: Sep 7, 2016

Jason Sextro posted:

You're getting the hang of it!

Not for nothing, but Stevie Wonder could have seen that one coming.

Good call though.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:39

DarkDobe: Jul 11, 2008; Things are looking up...

Effort..

# ? Feb 7, 2018 00:49

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

DarkDobe posted:

Effort..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyajybLikRQ

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:01

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

A.K.A. the better Roberts

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:02

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

I made a meme it is calamity chris

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:10

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

peter gabriel posted:

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:12

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Beet Wagon posted:

All memes are banned or none of them, chief. No playing favorites :colbert:

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:19

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Anyone else like big butts?

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:19

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

neonbregna posted:

Anyone else like big butts?

I don't.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:21

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

neonbregna posted:

Anyone else like big butts?

rub rub rub your boat.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:23

SoftNum: Mar 31, 2011

neonbregna posted:

Anyone else like big butts?

How do you feel about lying?

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:23

Rugganovich: Apr 29, 2017

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/ColMovers/status/960185850880552960

They are missing one

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:25

Omniblivion: Oct 17, 2012

It'd be interesting to have a SpaceX vs Star Citizen comparison in terms of time and revenue

Space X: X.xx Billion revenue , umpteen rockets, one heavy rocket, one tesla cruiser launched into space

Star Citizen: 180 million revenue, 100 Jpegs and slideshow tech demo

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:41

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:16

Dogeh: Aug 30, 2017; ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

mjotto posted:

Not being native in English might really gently caress up my understanding and comprehensive reading skills, but let's see if I can get it right. Here goes:

According to big nipples big life I have to post a taxxe that Beet can take for a meme to give him the chance to make me more trustworthy. Or at least make me appear more trustworthy. In any case, according to Dogeh I will then lose my virginity on a rapsheet. That not-taxxe-but-meme-post then will be quoted by Zzr and by his nibs; the latter by doing so restoring my insanity (didn't notice it gone missing to be honest, maybe the taxxe-cat took it?). The former will then also quote my not-taxxe-but-meme-post in order to do Scruffpuff's back a favor since he (Scruffpuff that is) is on mobile (I assume not like how Streetroller is on mobile). For doing these kind of harsh-butt favors, Zzr also gets probated by Beet. One does wonder if Zzr needed more virgin trustworthyness on his rapsheet? Anyhow, to top it all off, Bofast posted a mobile-taxxe from a meme-cat, and got probated too, which all did not lead to an earlier avalanche of mostly not-taxxe-memes starting way, way, way back before my post because Beet was on a yearly 'release all the memes' Superbowl party. And then MoMa stopped by to complain that this thread has made his bitcoins tank like CIG and then turned them into memes-taxxe cats that he now can't pay the food for (probably since he spend his remaining bitcoins on the not yet announced mining vehicles).

But now intardnation is also quoting my not-taxxe-but-meme-post without getting probated. Does that mean he still has his virginity? Or did I get something wrong? If that is the case, maybe I should try with another taxxe post? Boy, being new at Something Red really sucks. It's so (diffi)cult.

Oh well...

BTW, is now the moment where I ask Beet - who apparently is not Toast - if he has read a blog yet that says that Derek still has not released Chris' game because Ben and Sandi have to get married first in order not to save her non-existing actress career? Or is that more like an Awful Dit forumpost?

You did good losing your prob virginity.
You are now a goon and can proudly hold your head high and look us all in the eye.
So what could be a good metaphor for this experience?

OK.
You know that feeling when a much older attractive woman who is completely sober and lusts after your 18 year old virginous body to have a long night of continuous passionate sex and you agree to her requests...?

It's not like that at all...

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:44

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