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lazorexplosion posted:Imagine being the guy buying bitcoin at 7600 on the same day it was valued as low as 5800. I swear to god, these people want to lose all their money. Khorne fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Feb 6, 2018 |
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Khorne posted:You don't understand. John McAffee, a stand up guy who doesn't do drugs and who definitely isn't a few satoshi short of a full btc, said it will be worth $200k by the end of the year or he'll eat his dick. How can you pass up a bargain like that? BTC is getting dog piled by a secret cabal of sexual cannibalism fetishists. That's why price has been going down against all promises of blockchain technology.
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Khorne posted:You don't understand. John McAffee, a stand up guy who doesn't do drugs and who definitely isn't literally insane, said it will be worth $200k by the end of the year or he'll assuage his sausage. Whether you buy at $5800 or $7600 it's a bargain! I saw someone last night upset that they lost $30,000 on Verge. Verge was a random coin that was months/years behind on releasing whatever software update the verge shills were promising would revolutionize the world with no applications and no movement for an extremely long time. But What happened to it? John McAffee chose it as his first "Coin of the Day" and the price went up 10x. The fact it went up 10x made it double after that. It took weeks for people to realize there was nothing there and that any subsequent "Coin of the Day" from McAffee was going nowhere because he was a retard nobody saying dumb poo poo. People like the guy I saw that lost $30,000 were going all in at like 20 cents. It's currently worth 4.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:I saw someone last night upset that they lost $30,000 on Verge. Pump & Dump. I bet McAffee made a buck or two of these suckers.
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This kind of poo poo is how you absolutely 100% know it's still in a bubble and is still irrationally overpriced by extremely dumb money.
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lazorexplosion posted:This kind of poo poo is how you absolutely 100% know it's still in a bubble and is still irrationally overpriced by extremely dumb money. It's good as hell.
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lazorexplosion posted:This kind of poo poo is how you absolutely 100% know it's still in a bubble and is still irrationally overpriced by extremely dumb money. which means there's easy money to be made!
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Bitcoin is going up and so is my rear end.
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Minimalist Program posted:Bitcoin is going up and so is my rear end. Bitcoin is going up my rear end. Call me the living wallet.
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Risc1911 posted:Finding a way to actually convert this joke into FIAT and not getting ripped off by some fantasy coin exchange that some nerd runs from his basement was harder than most people realize. If it hasnt left you with a permanent twitch, would you be up to writing up the harrowing process step by step for the enlightenment of the thread?
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Domestic Amuse posted:Bitcoin is going up my rear end. Call me the living wallet. How..... how do we do a withdrawal?
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blockchain beans and dunning–krugerands wouldn't be so bad if it wernt for the insane lapse in judgement the general public makes whenever bitcoin or ethereum or iota or whatever cryptobullshit is being propagated to rubes it's an opt in system, so if people wanna be bag holders of computer magic bullshit let them learn. but the waste this stuff is doing is really serious poo poo props to divabot and Nathaniel Popper for doing actual informative reporting on cyberbeans almost everyone of these tech journalists is clueless and repeats the same shallow marketing points never actually looking under the hood of the mythical computer magic money printing box from the mysterious satoshi and then you have the cult advocates and swarms of twitter shills just screeching every chance they get while people who know enough to stay away have no incentive to argue with the cultists or propagate information otherwise omitted from the sales pitches sounds like even the regulators are fine with protocol based pyramid schemes as long as it enshrouds the creation as a computer magic Crypto backed Math protocol Uranium 235 posted:CFTC chair on whether it's a commodity or security: it has properties of many different things. it's a medium of exchange, so like a currency, but a lot of problems with this since even bitcoin conferences have stopped accepting it as payment. when used as store of value, it's more like an asset and therefore a commodity. LOL he just said "h o d l" spelled it out like that and said his niece uses that term. he's talking about how that since people want to hold it, it acts like a commodity. highlights again going after fraudsters again so that people like his niece don't get taken advantage of CFTC chairman's niece is indoctrinated into the HODL cult Computer Serf fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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someone made the reverse ponzi https://etherhell.com/ etherhell dev posted:Over the past few days I've been working to turn some of these ideas into a reality. Come take a look at the result at https://etherhell.com/. there's also this fancy looking one, which probably has a backdoor like the other ones https://etherjack.io/
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divabot posted:If it hasnt left you with a permanent twitch, would you be up to writing up the harrowing process step by step for the enlightenment of the thread? Sure, i list the points and my reasoning. 1. Find a dozen or more "exchanges" on the internet. Google and Reddit are your friend. R: You want a good base to start before eliminating the chaff. 2. Eliminate all that are not in your country of residence. R: You want to make sure you can send the cops or a couple of friends with baseball bats to break their legs in case they do scam you. 3. Check company registers and verify the address and phone numbers. This can be a lengthy process and involve you making a lot of phone calls. Yes, call the neighbors and ask if there is a company next door. If they tell you they don't know who lives there and they only see the pizza delivery bring 2 large pepperoni and a mountain dew every day, eliminate. R: As in #2, make sure you have them by the balls in case this goes tits up. 4: At this point you probably left with a handful at most. This is when you need to start reading the Fine print on how to actually cash out. R: A lot of these "exchanges" want you to either deposit a certain amount or limit the amount you can cash out without verification or other hoops you need to jump through. 5. Eliminate the ones that require you to send them your ID/Passport/SSN/Bank or Utility Statement or any other identifying document. R: You don't want to get your identity stolen on top of your Bitcoins/Cash 6. Make sure there are no special rules for the amount you want to check out or have excessive fees. Some "exchanges" won't let you cash out above x amount for example. 6.1 Send support Tickets, make up some bullshit and see how fast they respond. If you get canned replies or it takes more than a week, eliminate. 7. At this point you either eliminated them all or you have one left. If you indeed got one left, use that one and hope all goes well. 7.1 If you eliminated all Pick the one with the least hoops to jump through to get you to the max amount you want to cash out. That is pretty much it. If you can't find one in your country at all, check in a friends country so you can send him to beat them up for you. Basically, be smart about this, double check all incl. fine print TWICE. Do not, i repeat DO NOT trust any reviews, trustpilot or any other user review sites. Good luck. Risc1911 fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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That sounds like a lot of hassle to lose all my money in a speculative bubble
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Risc1911 posted:Sure, i list the points and my reasoning. coinbase not available in your country or what????
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Pochoclo posted:That sounds like a lot of hassle to lose all my money in a speculative bubble You should not buy into BTC in the first place, that will save you the hassle.
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Mirthless posted:coinbase not available in your country or what???? No and i would not trust them with my ID documents either. Bedtime for me, i check the thread tomorrow.
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Mirthless posted:coinbase not available in your country or what???? i don't think coinbase cashes out to australia, for example
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Milky Moor posted:i don't think coinbase cashes out to australia, for example or canada
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Computer Serf posted:someone made the reverse ponzi this poo poo is mind boggling in its stupidity it's almost like I'm hitting f5 at the giving tree hoping to snatch some faeries or codestones for resale but dumber
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Moridin920 posted:this poo poo is mind boggling in its stupidity Did you just make a neopets reference?
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i did
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Why not just use GDAX. Is that unsafe?
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Spermanent Record posted:Why not just use GDAX. Is that unsafe? By all means trust one of the exchanges. What could possibly go wrong?
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Spermanent Record posted:Why not just use GDAX. Is that unsafe? GDAX is run by Coinbase. Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/
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Mirthless posted:coinbase not available in your country or what???? Coinbase/GDAX isn't even available in some parts of the US
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The poop. It keeps calling me. To find a Russian VPN, make a fake Russian identity and Bitmex account and trade $1000 on 100x margin
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I'll take "Famous Last Words" for 500, Alex.
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Alpha Mayo posted:The poop. It keeps calling me. To find a Russian VPN, make a fake Russian identity and Bitmex account and trade $1000 on 100x margin sure why not
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Devian666 posted:By all means trust one of the exchanges. What could possibly go wrong? I've never bought a bitcoin so I have no idea. I just mean, If you're going to cash out, why not use the largest one that everyone is trading on at the time?
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Spermanent Record posted:I've never bought a bitcoin so I have no idea. I just mean, If you're going to cash out, why not use the largest one that everyone is trading on at the time? Ah the Mtgox line of reasoning
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There Bias Two posted:Did you just make a neopets reference? HODL your BOOM stock TO THE MOON
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Spermanent Record posted:I've never bought a bitcoin so I have no idea. I just mean, If you're going to cash out, why not use the largest one that everyone is trading on at the time? The strategy for cashing out is to put a limited amount of coins in, sell them on the market then request withdrawl. Doing this with only a fraction of the holdings limits risk. In the past MTGOX was insolvent with respect to BTC and USD. Given that people are having troubles getting withdrawals from exchanges I would be wary.
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Spermanent Record posted:Why not just use GDAX. Is that unsafe? Just repeat to yourself "Is that unsafe?" Why not just use GDAX?" for Mystery Bitcoin Value 6000
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Alpha Mayo posted:The poop. It keeps calling me. To find a Russian VPN, make a fake Russian identity and Bitmex account and trade $1000 on 100x margin Do it pussy
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Spermanent Record posted:I've never bought a bitcoin so I have no idea. I just mean, If you're going to cash out, why not use the largest one that everyone is trading on at the time? Buy in from largest exchange, it’s safer.
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Devian666 posted:The strategy for cashing out is to put a limited amount of coins in, sell them on the market then request withdrawl. Doing this with only a fraction of the holdings limits risk. In the past MTGOX was insolvent with respect to BTC and USD. Given that people are having troubles getting withdrawals from exchanges I would be wary. So you're saying a large portion of people playing with their internet money can't even cash it out right now? I thought all the Bitcoin evangelists were crowing about how easy it is to make withdrawals.
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Spermanent Record posted:So you're saying a large portion of people playing with their internet money can't even cash it out right now? I thought all the Bitcoin evangelists were crowing about how easy it is to make withdrawals. It’s easy. Jump in friend. Be rich why be poor.
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Moridin920 posted:this poo poo is mind boggling in its stupidity it's dastardly genius if it works like intended, it would exploit greedy game theorems and clog the eth network possibly forcing another hard fork
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