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joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

SilverSupernova posted:

Now I really want to see the adventures of Thanos traveling around with an 8 year old helping him.

Anyone who thinks an 8 year old wouldn't turn on even Spider Man for the promise of toys and video games for life is a fool. Thanos would know this.

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RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

joehonkie posted:

Anyone who thinks an 8 year old wouldn't turn on even Spider Man for the promise of toys and video games for life is a fool. Thanos would know this.



Thanos seems to get clowned on a lot during that era. Where is that issue in relation to Squirrel Girl beating Thanos?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Comic artists draw children that look like weird dwarves, so why not a dwarf looking like a weird child?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:



Thanos seems to get clowned on a lot during that era. Where is that issue in relation to Squirrel Girl beating Thanos?

27 years before. The Spidey Super Stories panel is from 1979, I believe, and Squirrel Girl beat Thanos in the GLX-Mas Special in 2006.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Selachian posted:

27 years before. The Spidey Super Stories panel is from 1979, I believe, and Squirrel Girl beat Thanos in the GLX-Mas Special in 2006.

For some reason I was confusing that for when she beat Doctor Doom, which was her introductory story in 1992. For some reason I thought it was earlier because that seems like a pretty 70's or early 80's story.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
squirrel girl's original terrifying face sure looks like it belongs in an older comic than that

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

For some reason I was confusing that for when she beat Doctor Doom, which was her introductory story in 1992. For some reason I thought it was earlier because that seems like a pretty 70's or early 80's story.

That original Squirrel Girl story one of the worst things Steve Ditko has done. Alright, it's not worse than Mr. A or using his original Spider-Man art as cutting boards, but it's pretty bad.

Since the series of specials it appeared in was being used to clear out inventory stories, I've suspected it sat in a filing cabinet for twenty years before it saw print. It would be nice to get an answer from Ditko on this, but that's obviously not feasible.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 7, 2018

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Random Stranger posted:

That original Squirrel Girl story one of the worst things Steve Ditko has done.

Since the series of specials it appeared in was being used to clear out inventory stories, I've suspected it sat in a filing cabinet for twenty years before it saw print. It would be nice to get an answer from Ditko on this, but that's obviously not feasible.

It's not his best work, but it's fine and has a kitschy charm and eventually lead to the creation of one of the best big 2 comics being published today. Mr. A on the other hand has better art but is morally bankrupt.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


At least Mr. A hates centrists as much as I do.



I'm gonna send this to the next rear end in a top hat who brings up horseshoe theory on twitter. :v:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Android Blues posted:



From Justice League (1960) #43, The Card Crimes of the Royal Flush Gang!

This isn't a mind controlled or jived up Batman or anything, he really is just sad and bitter that the new crooks on the block didn't pay any attention to him.
Well Batman you seem to have lost at least of of the ears from your cowl, maybe they just didn't recognize you?

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians


Oh the unfortunate placement of the blacked-out UPC code from Marvel Unlimited... Razorback must be hiding... a huge hog?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

GPTribefan posted:



Oh the unfortunate placement of the blacked-out UPC code from Marvel Unlimited... Razorback must be hiding... a huge hog?

That's loving amazing.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Was Byrne pissy at Louise for some reason or just poking fun? It's hard to tell with him.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Endless Mike posted:

Was Byrne pissy at Louise for some reason or just poking fun? It's hard to tell with him.

The woman on the cover is actually a golden age character named the Blonde Phantom. At that point she had gotten She-Hulk's physique and She-Hulk had gotten her short and out-of-shape one.

That said, I am not willing to discount the possibility of the double reference.

For bonus "Comics!" points, this happened because apparently gamma irradiated physiques screw up Ovoid mind transfer techniques; that technique has come up three times in comics, once in Fantastic Four #10 where it's goddamned crazy, this time, and one time when Dr. Doom suddenly went, "Oh yeah, I can move my brain to another body," and used it to escape his own death. The creator of that third time? One Mr. John Byrne.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Feb 7, 2018

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Random Stranger posted:

The woman on the cover is actually a golden age character named the Blonde Phantom. At that point she had gotten She-Hulk's physique and She-Hulk had gotten her short and out-of-shape one.

That said, I am not willing to discount the possibility of the double reference.

For bonus "Comics!" points, this happened because apparently gamma irradiated physiques screw up Ovoid mind transfer techniques; that technique has come up three times in comics, once in Fantastic Four #10 where it's goddamned crazy, this time, and one time when Dr. Doom suddenly went, "Oh yeah, I can move my brain to another body," and used it to escape his own death. The creator of that third time? One Mr. John Byrne.

Blond Phantom was great in Marvel Adventures: Spiderman



The following page is Chat's Owl bailing Spidey out.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Lurdiak posted:

At least Mr. A hates centrists as much as I do.



I'm gonna send this to the next rear end in a top hat who brings up horseshoe theory on twitter. :v:

The trouble with agreeing with Mr A is that you're agreeing with Mr A

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


sebmojo posted:

The trouble with agreeing with Mr A is that you're agreeing with Mr A

Yeah well if you look closely he put "mercy" on the evil side so you should not take that post as sincere.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

At least Mr. A hates centrists as much as I do.



I'm gonna send this to the next rear end in a top hat who brings up horseshoe theory on twitter. :v:
Also:

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I thought the horseshoe thing was about how the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany were both brutal totalitarian dictatorships despite being on 'opposite' ends of the political spectrum.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That would be horribly reductive so probably.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



They were both socialist regimes so actually it's only the far left that is tyrannical.

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS
US well on the way to become the far right example then.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Lurdiak posted:

Yeah well if you look closely he put "mercy" on the evil side so you should not take that post as sincere.
Aha! You're backing down on something! You are now a hated squish forever, and must let Rorschach eat your beans while lecturing you about his own superiority, forever (or until the beans run out).

Byzantine posted:

I thought the horseshoe thing was about how the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany were both brutal totalitarian dictatorships despite being on 'opposite' ends of the political spectrum.
The version I heard was more about once you moved into zany groups - I'm talking a three-times-schismed socialist group or the Cornwall-Israelite National Socialist Green Party - they started to often have a lot in common in terms of their platforms, with things like national renewal through violence, various weird theories, shared theories of purity through diet, than you would expect such folks to have. And, of course, the unifying hatred of the impure.

Nessus fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Feb 7, 2018

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Byzantine posted:

I thought the horseshoe thing was about how the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany were both brutal totalitarian dictatorships despite being on 'opposite' ends of the political spectrum.

Yes. At it's core, horseshoe theory asserts that extreme leftists and the extreme right (or really, the two ends of any political spectrum) will both tend to adopt totalitarian policies. It does not assert in any way that the two opposites actually hold similar political or economic views.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Couple of moments from today's Batman #40 where he and Wonder Woman have been stuck in some monster killing dimension where time doesn't pass, for decades. (You know what I mean.)




e: Didn't mean to interrupt whatever's going on.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Feb 7, 2018

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
the point of the comic of course being that even mild leftist views are dismissed for being as 'extreme' as actual fascism because any questioning of the centre-right status quo is threatening

edit: not that comic, which is just a light-hearted disemboweling

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Are Batman and Wonder Woman boning? They must be boning. 30 years is a real long time

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Jordan7hm posted:

Are Batman and Wonder Woman boning? They must be boning. 30 years is a real long time

There was a cliffhanger last ish on them heading for a kiss at year 10. They didn't.
Then after he ported back to the real world and told Catwoman he was a good boy, over in Justice League, also out today, the lady Green Lantern plants a smooch on him.
There's no timeframe established between the comics, but I'd like to imagine it was directly afterwards.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wait when was the last time Superman said "Up, Up, and Away" in earnest? 1954? It's little bits like this that irk me about King's writing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm reading Claremont X-Men and in between Storm being nude every other issue or 13 year old Kitty constantly being put in bikinis or other skimpy outfits there's some fun poses.









We also get Nightcrawler having a problem I would have never thought of.



And Wolverine being... umm...



So in conclusion,

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I love the lettering in old xmen comics so much it's concerning the neighbors

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Kitty having a series of terrible costumes is my favorite running gag

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

purple death ray posted:

I love the lettering in old xmen comics so much it's concerning the neighbors

Tom Orzechowski really is the best letterer in history, IMHO

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


mind the walrus posted:

Wait when was the last time Superman said "Up, Up, and Away" in earnest? 1954? It's little bits like this that irk me about King's writing.

Probably the last time Morrison wrote him.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that seems like a radio play thing

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I don't remember if he actually says it, but after one of the crises there was a good Superman story called "Up, Up and Away." It was the one year later thing the did a decade or so ago.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Skwirl posted:

Kitty having a series of terrible costumes is my favorite running gag

Her costume has been good for waaaaay too long. Thankfully they had her running around in the Star-Lord costume so that qualified as bad.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Open Marriage Night posted:

Probably the last time Morrison wrote him.
Which was immediately after Flashpoint, right? So it's recent both in comics time and actual real-world time, I guess.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

Wait when was the last time Superman said "Up, Up, and Away" in earnest? 1954? It's little bits like this that irk me about King's writing.

Tomasi’s Superman last year.

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Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

They were both socialist regimes so actually it's only the far left that is tyrannical.

The Nazi's weren't socialists. The first thing they did was crush socialism in germany. I realize "socialist" is right in the name, but it's a misdirect. The nazis were socialists in the same way OJ is still looking for the real killer.

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