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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so uh, is he gonna climb back up to the roof to have this same conversation infinitely? Samuringa posted:Imagine four bricks on the edge of a building  Petey FiveConcussions climbed back up onto the roof of the hospital with a thwip of his web shooters. He checked his spider-sense. "drat." he hissed through his mask which was wet in the drool of the day's battle. Already the Lizard-Hulk was rampaging on the hospital roof like a Hulk-Lizard. The sky was the color of the sky. "drat." Petey thought. "The Lizard-Hulk is rampaging on the hospital roof like a Hulk-Lizard." Petey FiveConcussions climbed back up onto the roof of the hospital with a thwip of his web shooters. He checked his spider-sense ."drat." he hissed through his mask. Already the Lizard-Hulk was rampaging on the hospital roof like a Hulk-Lizard. Sky is Sky now. Thwip Thwip. SPIDER-MAN!!!
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Manatee Cannon posted:well all new avengers had the american kaiju fight aim's personal megazord. does that count? VictorianQueerLit posted:
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Haifisch posted:Everything about that is amazing. All-New Avengers was great, yeah.
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Chard posted:I thought the flag on its head was some kind of weird watermark until I kept reading It gets even better when you realize the government summons it with the same button from the old Godzilla cartoon.  Ewing is a better writer than anyone deserves. (Also canonically, that thing was created with a fusion of the Lizard serum and gamma radiation, among other things)
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SilverSupernova posted:(Also canonically, that thing was created with a fusion of the Lizard serum and gamma radiation, among other things) Oh poo poo the current Newspaper SpiderMan arc has the Lizard receiving a transfusion from Bruce Banner. Is he gonna turn into AMERICAN KAIJU? I would die.
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ConfusedUs posted:Oh poo poo the current Newspaper SpiderMan arc has the Lizard receiving a transfusion from Bruce Banner. All he needs is a blood transfusion from Steve Rodgers.
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by spider sense, does he mean vision?
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Spider-sense lets him avoid a tail trike. Doesnt stop him from being grappled though.
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Bite him Lizard. Bite him with your teeth.
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What are you going to do Pete? No space son to save you from being torn limb from limb this time.
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Banner turns into regular Hulk when he attains the mental state of anger. To become Spider-Hulk he will have to attain the mental state of concussed.
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Ikasuhito posted:What are you going to do Pete? No space son to save you from being torn limb from limb this time. generally if no one is available to save him the villain gets bored and wanders off
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Dark Horse wish for GROONNK! to save the day.
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goatface posted:Banner turns into regular Hulk when he attains the mental state of anger. We're gonna need a bigger brick.
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mind the walrus posted:Dark Horse wish for GROONNK! to save the day. It takes this long for it to fly in and hit him on the head. The lizard gets up confused, then immediately falls in love with GROONNK! and they live happily ever after in the everglades.
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Choco1980 posted:It takes this long for it to fly in and hit him on the head. The lizard gets up confused, then immediately falls in love with GROONNK! and they live happily ever after in the everglades. Or at least until the radiation runs out and he turns back into Conners, who is simultaneously very confused as to why he's living with a GROONNK and  at losing his arm again.
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Choco1980 posted:It takes this long for it to fly in and hit him on the head. The lizard gets up confused, then immediately falls in love with GROONNK! and they live happily ever after in the everglades. Nah, they'll be all set up to live happily ever after, and then Pete will find some excuse to ruin their perfect, pure love; maybe GROONNK! is actually the leader of its swamp-people and Pete will insist they'll be super sad if it moves onto the land to be with its true love. no I'm not still bitter why do you ask
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It IS pretty cold out, I would wear my striped green boxing gloves too.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Those two are on the hospital roof right? MJ and Bruce shouldn't even be able to see them. So i'm just going to assume that they are debating whether to try and free the stuck Gronnk.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
At this point MJ is seriously considering letting her husband die to shack up with the wanted fugitive with the worst case of Anger Issues on the planet. ... And really, who can blame her?
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BigDave posted:
You don't want to get it.
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Cat Mattress posted:You don't want to get it.  Right, now I remember. The webcomic that made Tim Buckley look tasteful and dignified.
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Cat Mattress posted:You don't want to get it. oh no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2ml0gw
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Synthbuttrange posted:
GOTTA GET THEM SUPER X-RAYS BRUCE IT'S THE ONLY WAY AND YOU KNOW IT DEAR SPIDER-MAN WRITERS I AM A CHILD WITH CANCER PLEASE FACILITATE MY REQUEST.
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Cat Mattress posted:You don't want to get it. I wish I hadn't clicked because yeah I don't want to get that.
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Okay, so, that middle panel just confirms without a shadow of a doubt that NSM is ghost-written by a goon, right? There's no other way anymore.
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There's definitely someone in the newspaper comic strip thread who works for one of the syndicates....
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