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https://supremeproducts.co.uk/shop/index.php/make-up-50ml-supreme-products-for-horses-and-ponies-995.html this is an order of magnitude too cheap to be funny enough
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Virtue posted:Ok but how much do you make if you have cleavage Moobs won't help. Sorry dude.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 06:39 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:https://supremeproducts.co.uk/shop/index.php/make-up-50ml-supreme-products-for-horses-and-ponies-995.html Perhaps a false tail would be more to the gentleman's interest? https://supremeproducts.co.uk/shop/index.php/false-tails-forelocks-2/false-tail-light-grey.html A paltry £130.00.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 06:41 |
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BattleMoose posted:I can't figure it out either. It sounds like its literally gambling on the volatility in the market which might as well just be gambling on the weather in Bosnia. It can't be that can it? And then who is taking the other side of these bets? Are any assets held at all?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 06:41 |
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Hoodwinker posted:Didn't make-up used to be made out of horses or am I just thinking of glue? They do make skincare.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 07:01 |
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The Butcher posted:Nothing money retarded about horses can surprise me anymore. We can't just send them out looking like... farm animals!
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 08:07 |
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There's nothing wrong with spending a bit of money on horse makeup, as long as your finances are stable.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 08:47 |
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Makeup is standard for every show animal, and pretty much every animal has shows somewhere. I worked at a poultry pavilion at the equivalent of a state fair and people were doing up their chickens and ducks to look their best.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 09:10 |
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SiGmA_X posted:It's all paper, no questions there. It probably sits on a balance sheet as an asset/liability like any other derivative. VIX is a measure of current S&P500 options prices in the market (out of the money options on contracts with <30 days left?), and XIV is a future of that. I don't know much more than that because my industry (insurance) isn't allowed to use them at the insurance company, and our actuaries don't see the benefit to the non-insurance businesses. We stick with 'vanilla' swaps and options (some are on non-traded indices that the bank made up for/with us...lets not go down that rabbit hole...) which are pretty easy to understand. The VIX is an index of implied volatility of the current and next month out of the money S&P 500 options contracts. It is calculated but cannot be directly traded. VIX futures are a cash settled future contract that can be bought and sold. Basically on the settlement date of the contract, the seller pays the buyer $1000 x the current VIX index. The ETN XIV sells a rolling basket of VIX futures contracts for the current month and next month in order to maintain a weighted 30 day maturity. If VIX goes up, the fund will anticipate owing more money at settlement to the futures buyer and the value of the fund will go down. If VIX goes down, vice versa.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 10:05 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Makeup is standard for every show animal, and pretty much every animal has shows somewhere. I worked at a poultry pavilion at the equivalent of a state fair and people were doing up their chickens and ducks to look their best. That must have smelt fowl.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 12:34 |
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BattleMoose posted:I can't figure it out either. It sounds like its literally gambling on the volatility in the market which might as well just be gambling on the weather in Bosnia. It can't be that can it? And then who is taking the other side of these bets? Are any assets held at all? Market volatility has enough correlations with other positions to make the VIX a legitimate hedging instrument under the right circumstances. Mostly though you're right, it's people gambling.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 13:02 |
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Aren’t all hedges gambles?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:07 |
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Wait you guys don't have makeup artists for each of your horses?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:09 |
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Subjunctive posted:Aren’t all hedges gambles? Well if you are hedging another position it is insurance. So in a way insurance is gambling you will burn your house down.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:10 |
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Subjunctive posted:Aren’t all hedges gambles? Literally, sure, but not how most people mean it. Someone buying hedges against systemic risks that might impact a position or business could be decreasing the overall volatility of their returns/income. Yeah, it's a bet on that risk, but gambling in common usage tends to imply undue risks with volatile returns.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:12 |
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Assuming that their bet on lack of correlation between risks is correct, I guess.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:14 |
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Subjunctive posted:Aren’t all hedges gambles? Get a better gardener.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:22 |
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Lost $12,000 gambling in a week. Distressed, to put it lightlyquote:Money values are in USD. It seems like he’s got his issues identified, at least?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:53 |
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Sounds like he knows he hosed up and has a plan to fix it It's a little rough but at least he seems to have a level head. $12k could be a cheap lesson for someone with an addictive personality.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:58 |
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Galaxy brain: all financial instruments are essentially gambling
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 14:59 |
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Blinkman987 posted:All the top Twitch streamers are male so maybe being attractive helps (in everything in life regardless of gender), but I'm skeptical of any suggestion that boobs help at the professional level. And as usual, it's a boys club at the top of an industry. Not an accident. I'm not talking about the 40k viewer mega streamers, I was more generalizing to the average 500-1500 viewer full time streamer where it absolutely makes a difference in both what kind of viewers you attract and what kind of money you pull in.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 15:25 |
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XIV sounds like one of those oddball bets at the Craps table that nobody understands because I and everyone else there are just playing the Pass Line. Then, some dumbdumb walks up, places the max bet all around the table, and quickly leaves with -$3000 before the cocktail waitress can return with their drink.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 18:45 |
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Guest2553 posted:On the way to work there's a left turn I have to make through a poorly designed intersection with no dedicated turn lights or lanes. Sometimes only one or two cars can make it through in a cycle which shits the lane up for everybody. I started avoid the left turn entirely by driving through some company's parking lot. It's longer but lets me drive through rather than turn at the same intersection, so it's usually a lot quicker. https://www.instagram.com/p/Be3CXjZjK_c/
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 19:33 |
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Teeter posted:XIV sounds like one of those oddball bets at the Craps table that nobody understands because I and everyone else there are just playing the Pass Line. Then, some dumbdumb walks up, places the max bet all around the table, and quickly leaves with -$3000 before the cocktail waitress can return with their drink.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:37 |
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BWM: falling for scams. Props to the scammers, though, the use of bitcoin means that they're basically targeting just gullible people to begin with.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:37 |
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Midjack posted:The property owner can throw a trespassing charge at you too, depending on circumstances. Happened to a college roommate. NancyPants posted:Don't do that in front of a cop, you'll have a ticket on top of the repair bills. Didn't know that. I resisted the urge to go zaurg-mode and found another detour through a strip mall parking lot instead. Thanks goons~
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 03:46 |
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Baronjutter posted:My wife worked auto-claims in an insurance company. It's extremely stressful because you have people calling you immediately or shortly after accidents. Sure it generated a ton of entertaining stories but mostly it's just a high-stress call-centre type environment Cross-postin', cut out the non-BWM ones.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 03:56 |
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BWM: Basically everything Kodak has done for the last couple decades, culminating in this: https://www.kerrisdalecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Eastman-Kodak-Company-KODK.pdf EDIT: Bonus "anything involving blockchain/crypto" BWM bingo-square, unless that's the middle and horses are magically somewhere to the periphery TheQuietWilds fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 8, 2018 |
# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:01 |
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TheQuietWilds posted:BWM: Basically everything Kodak has done for the last couple decades, culminating in this: https://www.kerrisdalecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Eastman-Kodak-Company-KODK.pdf
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:13 |
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More LuLaLeaks Little problem with that last one - consultants have been getting emails like this when they try to return their inventory
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:13 |
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Is this the Kodak holding company that licenses its name to stupid poo poo or the Kodak film company that makes a little film but also holds the corporate pension plan? Because I think they split it into two entities both named Kodak with one stupider than the other. Or at least I hope that they're not both doing stupid poo poo.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:16 |
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How soon until every thread on BFC has Zaurg (or some subtle misspelling) in the thread name?
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:52 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Is this the Kodak holding company that licenses its name to stupid poo poo or the Kodak film company that makes a little film but also holds the corporate pension plan? Because I think they split it into two entities both named Kodak with one stupider than the other. Or at least I hope that they're not both doing stupid poo poo. When was this split? Like 20 years ago Eastman Chemmical was spun out of Eastman Kodak, but I assumed that was a boring DuPont-like.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:02 |
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crazypeltast52 posted:When was this split? Like 20 years ago Eastman Chemmical was spun out of Eastman Kodak, but I assumed that was a boring DuPont-like. When they declared bankruptcy. Looks like it split into Kodak and Kodak Alaris. https://www.institutionalinvestor.com/article/b14zbc9tfrml5j/uk-kodak-pension-plan-revitalizes-kodaks-us-imaging-businesses Kodak Alaris was funded in part by the Kodak U.K. pension plan. It doesn't sound like Alaris was the ones with the great terrible blockchain idea.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:09 |
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Hoodwinker posted:How soon until every thread on BFC has Zaurg (or some subtle misspelling) in the thread name? A zaurg-rush, if you will?
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:19 |
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In-laws are racking up unsustainable debt with timeshares, and it ruined my wife's credit. https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/5429yr/inlaws_are_racking_up_unsustainable_debt_with/ posted:So we found out about this lovely little nightmare last night and I could use some advice. My in-laws have always been horrible with money, but since it never affected us directly, I never cared much.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:45 |
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Haifisch posted:In-laws are racking up unsustainable debt with timeshares, and it ruined my wife's credit. True entrepreneurs. They discovered the secret to wealth is timeshares, in fact Bill Gates made his fortune buying them.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 07:47 |
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Once you have 52 time shares you can sell your house and go on a never-ending vacation. This sounds like they've somehow equated large numbers of time shares with the trappings of wealth. Like how some poor people think having 6 cars in varying states of disrepair means they've arrived.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 13:22 |
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Maybe timeshares are the only way they can get away from their leech children that don't pay for their own debts. Kids are two legged horses.
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Elephanthead posted:Maybe timeshares are the only way they can get away from their leech children that don't pay for their own debts. Kids are two legged horses. Seriously. Lol that he calls them children after saying this about his wife: quote:In fact, my wife, until last night, had no way of even accessing her account - she never had login credentials or even knew the lender was Sallie Mae. And, being sheltered from finance, my wife didn't even know the loans were in her name.
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