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ugh i went on a date with a goon once, she was pretty but she wouldn't stop talking about some video game called like eve net or eve web or something and i told her "i don't know what that is, i dont play video games" but the whole time we had coffee she was talking about flying spaceships within the game and pwning other dumb ppl within the game and all poo poo about the game that i didn't fucken care about afterwards she was like "you should come over and ill show you how to play it" and i gave her a big ol' no thank you and went home ppl have since told me "wtf bruh are you dumb??? she was gonna blow you, 'play a game' is code for blowjays" but im 100% sure she literally wanted to just play this fucken game while i sat there watching and "learning"  so gently caress your goonlove
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You definitely missed a chance to pilot your titan into her warp gate.
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Feb 7, 2018 21:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:You definitely missed a chance to pilot your titan into her warp gate. loving 
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Anyone who still plays EVE online is severely and fully broken beyond recovery
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Im in love with a goon, his name? Barnacle Jim
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Somehow I don’t believe the goon with the dune avatar who has been here for 15 years when he says he doesn’t know what eve is
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Feb 7, 2018 21:56
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My rear end in a top hat will always stand wide open for any goon, come hell or high water
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Zzulu posted:My rear end in a top hat will always stand wide open for any goon, come hell or high water 
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Feb 7, 2018 22:00
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Three Olives posted:I don't know why I get lumped in with Pick, I'm pretty normal. It’s the dramatic contrast between you two. She is typically viewed as compassionate and having a lot of pent up emotions that spill over into GBS occasionally, while you’ve worked hard to be the callous, well-off, snob who would love nothing more than to pour scalding hot water directly from a comically oversized Keurig onto any poors that stumble within range under your fortress/condo’s ramparts. Yeah, I would watch the poo poo out of this show.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:01
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Cool Ranch is the flavor of my true love’s chips.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:02
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Al Borland Corp. posted:I made friends with a goon irl, introduced him to my friends, and he married one of my best friends. I also made friends with another goon who I don't see much anymore because he lives far away now but he was a good friend. Goonlove is real, people! You just gotta believe!
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Feb 7, 2018 22:03
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On our third date my wife tried to explain some gbs meme to me so I asked her if she had stairs in her house and she was confused. Fuckin 
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Feb 7, 2018 22:05
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Boys who love boys
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ContraBoss posted:It’s the dramatic contrast between you two. She is typically viewed as compassionate and having a lot of pent up emotions that spill over into GBS occasionally, while you’ve worked hard to be the callous, well-off, snob who would love nothing more than to pour scalding hot water directly from a comically oversized Keurig onto any poors that stumble within range under your fortress/condo’s ramparts. Yeah, yeah you could sell it to CBS......s' Algerian public-access affiliate
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I went on a date with a goon once. he was five hours late to our agreed meeting place at an abandoned sewage treatment plant, and when he finally showed up, instead of the cute redhead in the photos he'd been sending me, he was a dog that hovered a foot off the ground and laughed like a man. the sex was terrible and he kept demanding that I solve his puzzle box, but all in all it wasn't the worst date I've ever been on
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ContraBoss posted:It’s the dramatic contrast between you two. She is typically viewed as compassionate and having a lot of pent up emotions that spill over into GBS occasionally, while you’ve worked hard to be the callous, well-off, snob who would love nothing more than to pour scalding hot water directly from a comically oversized Keurig onto any poors that stumble within range under your fortress/condo’s ramparts. You have a way with words my friend.^^^^I want to draw this scene but I'm swamped already.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:08
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after a goon broke my heart and ate it, I found a loving embrace in eonwe, where are you eonwe my love
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How do you goonlovers even meet? Are there secret goon channels Is it during goonmeets? Like that horrific gooncamp thing?
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hey babe... i'm protected, and i'm not just talking about my multistory house.
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Zzulu posted:How do you goonlovers even meet? Are there secret goon channels If they're still your friend after, you know what you have is real. And you just made a new goonfriend!
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Mozi posted:hey babe... i'm protected, and i'm not just talking about my multistory house. Moz my neghole
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Everyone itt is now my girlfriend
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I solved Lowtax's ancient riddle and was cursed to fall in love with the first goon I see Now I have cloistered myself away in my basement to try and escape my cruel fate anyway, that's what I'm unemployed rn
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WatermelonGun posted:Somehow I don’t believe the goon with the dune avatar who has been here for 15 years when he says he doesn’t know what eve is I know it's some kinda videogame about space, and I know Hillary benghazi'd a goon who really liked it, but that's it :/ did David lynch make it? I'll play it if david lynch made it
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Tolkien minority posted:Everyone itt is now my girlfriend a/s/l?
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I have surrended my dilz to any goon who can find it. good luck cuz it's tiny 
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Zzulu posted:How do you goonlovers even meet? Are there secret goon channels
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drat horror queefs posted:I have surrended my dilz to any goon who can find it.
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mind the walrus posted:"The Odd Couple for Millennial." It could be called “Three Olives and a Pick.” There’s a joke here somewhere. Someone take it away for the assist!
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ContraBoss posted:It’s the dramatic contrast between you two. She is typically viewed as compassionate and having a lot of pent up emotions that spill over into GBS occasionally, while you’ve worked hard to be the callous, well-off, snob who would love nothing more than to pour scalding hot water directly from a comically oversized Keurig onto any poors that stumble within range under your fortress/condo’s ramparts. I may be a little bit of a snob but I'm like 100% drama free while Pick is, well the opposite of me. And I'm very compassionate to people who matter.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:32
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ContraBoss posted:It could be called “Three Olives and a Pick.” Two and a Half Women
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Three Olives posted:And I'm very compassionate to people who matter. racist.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Two and a Half Women 
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Two and a Half Women 
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pm the goon you are interested in, obviously. then you have a horrible date, and you post about it in here. if it's really good, we can have a wedding for you in GBS. cash bar
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Two and a Half Women
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Nice. I hope the theme song is a slap kazoo
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Nice. I hope the theme song is a slap kazoo I hope it's directed by John Landis and features many scenes involving helicopters.
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