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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

cumshitter posted:

just redo the part where gump saves all of his plattoon buddies but he keeps running back into the burning towers and keeps saving the wrong person]

this could also lead to gump being the center of the mortgage crisis:

"but what would happen if real estate prices ever went down?"

"that will never happen, gump."

"ok." *forest gump becomes the leading REIT sales broker*

Lynndie England is his childhood crush.

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HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

almost shot for shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ9GCi4Gjso&t=5575s


i looove america

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



I hate this man so much

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Errol Graham Musk was born in 1946 in South Africa, to a South African father and British mother.

Hey I wonder who this guy is. I'll go see if he has a facebook.



Nope. Hard pass.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Ron Jeremy posted:

Hey I wonder who this guy is. I'll go see if he has a facebook.



Nope. Hard pass.
she's sitting on a bed hahaha

hey hot stuff come over here and let me tell you about white genocide in south africa

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/961094744586801158

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/inarliswetrust/status/960922061085528065

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/961333276370657280

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I hate this

Demon_Corsair
Mar 22, 2004

Goodbye stealing souls, hello stealing booty.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

an engineer and a model lol


it still cracks me up that the actual tesla founders made him an "honorary founder" because he was an early investor

That makes perfect sense. Make him a founder to balloon his ego and make sure he keeps dumping money into your company.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


Who the gently caress in 1989 in Canada was making $17 dollars an hour "shoveling dirt in a boiler room"

Oh yeah up from the muck that one

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

twoday posted:

I hate this

means of production? more like nice of production

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Jesus loving Christ this is some Kim Jong Un level worship

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Nebakenezzer posted:

Who the gently caress in 1989 in Canada was making $17 dollars an hour "shoveling dirt in a boiler room"

Oh yeah up from the muck that one

that's the equivalent of over $30 an hour now, which i would absolutely loving love to do

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Yandat posted:

that's the equivalent of over $30 an hour now, which i would absolutely loving love to do

I know, it makes no sense at all

laffo at using this as an example of 'hardship'

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Lol @ the union-busting billionaire who grew up in a rich white South African family during apartheid and just coincidentally left the country when the locals finally got basic human rights and then coasted off his family fortune into even more money and now wastes billions on vanity projects out of some hosed up savior complex is held up as the epitome of bootstraps success.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yandat posted:

that's the equivalent of over $30 an hour now, which i would absolutely loving love to do

They probably adjusted for inflation without noting it in the infographic, although the possibility he WAS paid 17 bux Canadian is plausible. Either way, that's a lot of money for feeding a boiler.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I was a genius at banking (as I am at all things)... but uhhh I misused the coffee machine or something and that was that...

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Lol @ his rockets & marriages constantly blowing up

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I read every single book in the library, incluuuuding the encylopedias. I also beat the casino at blackjack and turned down an opportunity to pitch for the Yankees, also at age 17. It was at this point I knew I was a god.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They probably adjusted for inflation without noting it in the infographic, although the possibility he WAS paid 17 bux Canadian is plausible. Either way, that's a lot of money for feeding a boiler.

Another thing, I assumed this, but you don't feed dirt into boilers

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

twoday posted:

I hate this

i liked it but it lasted about 40 seconds too long

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

has existential crisis - reads 12 Rules For Life: An Antidote to Chaos looking for an answer

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Had a job shoveling dirt down at the mill (only $30/hour, but at 17 you don't say no!)

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Can we call these folks Musketeers?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Crazycryodude posted:

Lol @ the union-busting billionaire who grew up in a rich white South African family during apartheid and just coincidentally left the country when the locals finally got basic human rights and then coasted off his family fortune into even more money and now wastes billions on vanity projects out of some hosed up savior complex is held up as the epitome of bootstraps success.

man gently caress that Adam Friedland guy.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

doesnt have a shoe, not real

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
SWASTIKA (NAZI SYMBOLS)

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.







self made man, just like trump!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Elon Musk drove Amber Heard away by demanding that she dom him with another woman and escalating beyond what she wanted to do lol. He won't be happy until he's killed by a mob of beautiful robotic woman.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

i'm the labeled chains

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a stilleto heel stamping on Elon Musk's balls— forever.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




Oh man, that dumb artist didn't label the characters, I have no idea who any of those people are

THS
Sep 15, 2017


ok so can someone with some context or who knows more than me tell me if this is satire or not because it is, right? the tie and suit

what layer of irony

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
its parody

THS
Sep 15, 2017

good

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



“threes*me” ??

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

He wants to be hosed by his mother.

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
more of this

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