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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Just pay them. I'm tired of hiding in bathroom or having to put on pants to evacuate after they raid our bases. We can always gently caress them up forever later on when we have a lot more resources.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Ok, so something slightly fucky is going on. In this game you can't actually save during those diplomacy screens, but I have a slightly earlier save. I dunno if dosbox can do state saves like the ol rom emulators of yore.

Everything happened the same except the market is a little different and we have slightly less money, and the guys who are wounded / healed are slightly different. It's not enough to noticeably change anything but it's kinda weird to me.

All the available physicists suck balls tho, so they won't get hired. Psyke and Nutrivend actually wanted slightly less money to make amends. Nutrivend was still way way too high so I told them to gently caress off. We payed Psyke. It was a couple hundred less than what they wanted before.

The Government, Megapol, and Diablo are allied.
SELF is friendly.
Psyke is now neutral.
Transtellar is unfriendly.
The Cult & Nutrivend are hostile.

Engineering is able to complete a few runs of various stuff.


The Protagonist, Molothecat, HBar, and every bot is injured. Big Beef City is finally able to work again, but we still have no topics.

There is an incursion:

we were lucky, and got an opportunity to try to pin down the pancake by itself. Unfortunately I wasn't able to get enough damage out to do anything but break the shield. On top of this I was only paying attention well enough to see where 2/3 of the drops happened, but I have a good idea where the third was.


pre:
 The Cult 22% (0)
Synthmesh  8% (-1)
   Diablo  5% (0)
Superdynamics fell off the charts.
infiltration is currently "ok." If we can scoop these drops it'd put us in a really good position.

    Pick some option:
  1. Raid:
    a) The Cult
    b) Nutrivend
  2. Investigate:
    a) Cultivator Two. Owner: Nutirivend. Function: Hydro-Farm
    b) Recyclotorium One. Owner: Evonet. Function: Recyclotorium
    c) Babylon Apartments. Owner: Sensovison. Function: Apartments (not 100% certain this is the 3rd drop)
  3. Swap all guns to hot plasma or something / buy more ships
  4. gently caress em, ⏭ & build up the bases / research

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Feb 8, 2018

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
also that second shwarma did whatever it did extremely fast as gently caress. It either dumped it's load as soon as I moved the screen off of it, or it bailed out and fleed back to the alien zone?? We'll see how infiltration goes and we'll know.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

2a, 2b, 2c in order. Stamp out infiltration before it spreads, and get a few goodies from Nutrivend too.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

HBar posted:

2a, 2b, 2c in order. Stamp out infiltration before it spreads, and get a few goodies from Nutrivend too.

Seconded.

* reaches for pudding cup *

Is there any operational downside to Nutrivend being hostile, besides the occasional exchange of gunfire?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
not particularly. They don't sell anything we give a poo poo about and they don't seem so likely to do their own raids. We'll probably have to kill their security guards but my guess is there will be less or weaker guards than Psyke uses. Also I think they are enemies with Evonet but those guys just run the recyclers and stuff so it's not like we'd hugely gain from them being friendly.

I think most orgs will have their own agents and ships but only really use them defensively? Most do not seem to send out ships against the aliens unless there's an obvious physical attack on the buildings.

If you guys want we can use the investigation at the farm as an excuse to cause Nutrivend considerable monetary loss but we wouldn't particularly gain anything from it. They'll already be losing anyone they put up against us.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


HBar posted:

2a, 2b, 2c in order. Stamp out infiltration before it spreads, and get a few goodies from Nutrivend too.

Yeah this but with 2a and 2b flipped so we do nutrivend second because they're lower priority on account of being angry dicks.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




HBar posted:

2a, 2b, 2c in order. Stamp out infiltration before it spreads, and get a few goodies from Nutrivend too.

Thirded.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I started the mission, and let me tell you, I am very disappointed HBar was too wounded to come along. We brought the demo charge but it's a lot clunkier (even if it does make a pretty big boom)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Weird. Right after the UFOs our various enemies sent out some vehicles. This ambulance left the farm we're on our way to right now.
https://i.imgur.com/WbX8Toh.gifv

It's time to crush them and drive our enemies before us.
https://i.imgur.com/YBd989J.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9icM1Wth1o
Investigation -- Cultivator Two:
Owner: Nutrivend. Function: Hydro-Farm.
S1: xsuperkidx, haven't heard a peep, Blue Train, the littlest prince, The Kingfish
S2: SavageGentleman, The Cubelodyte, Cantorsdust, guns for tits, Akratic Method


So we load in, map is a little bit different than our first mission. Peep floats up and spots 3 Nutrivend security lined up and a spitter by itself.



Savage pulls off a mind control. One of the security guards spots more aliens hanging out by the meat vats:

god drat it would have been a perfect spot to launch rockets

Looking through the security guard's eyes, we spot 4 spooky skeletons, and two more guards

Got our work cut out for us. The guard didn't have enough time to do anything really useful, so I prime some grenades and hold them. This will at least provide a distraction.
https://i.imgur.com/bNFrsFX.gifv

Blue Train has the demo charge. If we can get there quickly enough, we should be able to blow the whole goddamn thing to hell and kill half the aliens in one shot. This is going to suck tho, there's very limited cover because of how fragile the whole place is. We need to be ready for when those yellows show. I complete the delicate calculations and deploy the charge.
https://i.imgur.com/ZfqsTto.gifv
ah Christ I think I hosed up

I move our guys into something that's similar to cover, but Cube notices yet more security:
https://i.imgur.com/tOf1vIG.gifv
Nice, dude

During this next part I basically just screamed at the screen:
https://i.imgur.com/r2kmsBq.gifv
Oh my god a loving disaster a total disaster. I should have thrown down smoke. I should have had Blue shoot through the wall and hide in the bushes. God drat gently caress me.

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe
Shoot, them X-Com boys in a whole heap a' trouble

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Superkid kills Kingfish:
https://i.imgur.com/UbyPjQI.gifv
After this Littlest grabs the other brainsucker pod so it won't hatch.

Akratic goes nuts with grenades:
https://i.imgur.com/nOs2TRt.gifv
Cantor goes nuts with toxin:
https://i.imgur.com/TNtnOEd.gifv

Not shown but we pass out minbenders. I left HBar with one but forgot Cantor like a dumbass. I drop smoke to cover the guys on the ground.

Have our flying guys try to shoot a human, but it goes less then swimmingly:
https://i.imgur.com/Hf8pzmW.gifv
This is loving bullshit. When we shoot off the map it doesn't fuckin bounce back like it hit a wall. This is fuckin bullshit.

I have our flyers sink into the smoke, although I think I put them too close to the ground. If that thing hatches and climbs up someone's leg i'll be pissed.
https://i.imgur.com/wlQkFXd.gifv
I hate this loving game. I loving hate it, everything sucks about it, i'm terrible at it, gently caress this game.
https://i.imgur.com/KIcQmN0.gifv
are you loving making GBS threads me!? i'm done. I gotta walk away from this one. I'll update it later.


e I was so pissed I hosed up the last capture

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Feb 8, 2018

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Vote while I go do work poo poo for the next few hours:
Abort Mission: y/n?


We'll lose a substantial amount of equipment, including the confusingly hard to get psi amps. But our remaining guys will live to fight another day.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Abort abort!!!! Now I'm happy that I'm on guard duty back at base lol

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Who all has died / who all is left? And what do you think our chances of turning this around are?

PenguinSalsa
Nov 10, 2009
Goons, we are leaving.
Losing the psi amps sucks but we can't afford to lose more agents.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

VikingofRock posted:

Who all has died / who all is left? And what do you think our chances of turning this around are?

4/10 agents are dead or brainsucked. Coincidentally they were the best guys in the mission.

Akratic is certainly dead unless they bail off the map or we pull off an amazing teamwork save. Most of the skeletons are dead but I would estimate 20+ remaining enemies.

Our remaining guys are somewhat lightly armed, mostly psi-toxin-plasma or flying disruptors. Machine gun. Handful of grenades. Biggest threat is more brainsuckers, our own agents, or getting one shot before we can react.

Imo either we need to hunker down by the exit and bail if it gets too hot, only proceeding thru the rest of the mission if we can successfully pull a 300-stand-shoulder-to-shoulder, or we grab whatever equipment can and leave now.

xsuperkidx
Sep 21, 2000

Bread Liar
Regroup by an exit. Bail if they dont attack us one at a time in an orderly line.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Aw, god drat it. Out of medbay and straight into a brainsuck. poo poo.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
you almost made it. If you had reaction shotted one more time, or if akratic had landed a shot, you'd be fine. Hell, you had a decent chance to just overpower the thing and tear it off ur head, but it just didn't work out.

sorry bro. I got too cocky. If we had some stalwart bots this whole sequence definitely couldn't have happened. They're all hosed up and torn to poo poo tho.

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
Listen, I'm sorry our guys got face-raped. I'm sorry our guys got vaporized. But, this is a war for survival. There is no surrender. Agents come back victorious or they don't come back.

Suicide bomb the Nutrivend towers if that's what it takes to kill the aliens.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




xsuperkidx posted:

Regroup by an exit. Bail if they dont attack us one at a time in an orderly line.

Seconding this.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Holy crap, I missed so many votes and mission updates because no one woke me from my nap in my chair the company email was never forwarded to my new email DeadManSwagzilla@x.com.

SnotGrumble posted:

Listen, I'm sorry our guys got face-raped. I'm sorry our guys got vaporized. But, this is a war for survival. There is no surrender. Agents come back victorious or they don't come back.

Suicide bomb the Nutrivend towers if that's what it takes to kill the aliens.

I would normally like this, but my vote is to get the hell out of dodge. Too many sadsack agents hanging around this base, don't wanna be responsible when buddy asks me to borrow an extension cord to end himself with because his "homey" was "vaporized".

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
I’m still sad.

Goddamned brainsuckers.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
pre:
  abort |||
regroup |||
drat it! we need to stop making important decisions based on coin flips or augury! somebody come in and break the tie

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://i.imgur.com/PI8Q6sS.gifv
Here's a recap of the situation. Akratic method is cut off from the rest of the squad. Cube & a popper are visible. Cantor is lurking somewhere in the smoke. There's a lot of damage, but this smoke is going to dissipate eventually. A group of aliens was in the partially caved in tower at some point, at least some of them have made it out. There's at least one brainsucker still walking around, and more pods could potentially get shot out.

The lift to the main structure is partially on fire. There is a path down that doesn't require literally walking through a sea of flames though. I don't think any of the nutrivend agents have any armor at all, much less flightsuits.

We can see one skeleton and Savage has a moderate chance to panic it or apply stun damage. It can't be mind controlled at this time, to mentally exhausting.

here's the map:


Three aliens showing up right now. There's some loot between the popper, Cube, & Akratic. I think it's probably some guns, maybe explostives too, not sure. The flying guy is sort of close to the popper, and if the popper goes up it may be damaged in the explosion. Cube's probably too far away to really get hurt any.

There's a psi amp near where i think Cantor is. That means no worry about getting Psi attacked right now, but psi only takes like 3 TUs to use, so we may want to do something about that. I don't know how likely the aliens would be to try such a thing.

Other debris is from dead aliens and Nutrivend guys mostly behind Akratic. We've got some grenades superkid has access too. Blue train's poo poo is way up near the cave-in and probably won't be available unless we use a turn to send someone and go get it.

Everyone has easy access to an exit, and can at minimum escape the map right this second. If we're careful and lucky we can try to extract Akratic from this mess and regroup. It could go either way.

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Fight the good fight

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Bail and come back later with shields to gently caress nutrivend up properly.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Alright, we bring Akratic back some, but we also need to move forward as well. Blow more grenades than would be desirable.
https://i.imgur.com/eDWAn4j.gifv

guns 4 tits & Savage manage to take down the flying guy. This leaves Cube as the closest visible threat.
https://i.imgur.com/Y76yeAs.gifv
Littlest prince spots that spitter, but it's not worth trying to engage.

Superkid gets in a kind of lovely situation, this is pretty dangerous. Prince helps, but I should have angled the gas better.
https://i.imgur.com/1t796tl.gifv
So we've got at least two spitters, plus that brainsucker, plus at least one worm. They probably have blue guys. Then Nutirvend.

Savage trys to freak out Cube. There's not much of a chance we can do anything else, the armor is too good. After this we try to get as defensive as we can.

It doesn't go well.
https://i.imgur.com/pfxE6kC.gifv
Prince is able to mind control an arthropod, tho.

I think our best hope is that jet fuel can melt steel beams.
https://i.imgur.com/VlUg3Th.gifv

I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.
https://i.imgur.com/I0HFBlL.gifv

the enemy turns are long, and I can hear a mix of human and alien screams...

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Bail and come back later with shields to gently caress nutrivend up properly.

too late bud, Vadun broke the tie. Honestly we're probably going to bail very soon. The psi amps and everything are destroyed.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The alien grenade caused a pretty massive cave in. I don't think it really took out too many of their forces though. I can't be sure.
https://i.imgur.com/f9pBomZ.gifv
Akratic spots a security guard.
https://i.imgur.com/ykIhTmi.gifv
We're able to blind fire and kill her. A "missed" shot hits someone we can't see.
https://i.imgur.com/J9CaB8B.gifv

We can at least try to do as much damage as we can on the way out. I should have thrown at least one grenade on the upper level, maybe that would have caused a cave in? Peep spots another brainsucker, that's our cue to bail I think. This would leave us with guys right by the exit and peep can float high enough not to get sucked.
https://i.imgur.com/cDaUCBn.gifv
Part of me wants to stay and see if a lot of them will die from critical wounds or anything, but it's not really worth it, especially now that almost everyone has bailed.
https://i.imgur.com/SEJoHBs.gifv

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGsMOqLA0hg
https://i.imgur.com/nTFjyck.gifv
pre:
        _.---,._,'
       /' _.--.< "My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger
         /'     `'   is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.  
       /' _.---.____     I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... 
       \.'   ___, .-'`                          /  do I keep the letters?"
           /'    \\                          (.\    
         /'       `-.                        |/(\                   ',_.,---._
 X-COM  |                                     \ \\                    >.--._  \
Memorial|      .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~" "'\   .-'~~~`-.            '\
Landfill|    .' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `. ____.---._ '\
        |    |   Free    ||  Resting  ||Brazillian-|| Honky Dong,'-.  `___  './
        |    |  Hubcaps  || B1tchface || peanutwar ||  Country  |   //    '\
        |    |FELL  700FT||BRAINSUCKED||BRAINSUCKED||BRAINSUCKED|.-,        '\
         \ \\|  0 Kills  ||  1 Kill   ||  0 Kills  || 16 Kills  |             |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
  .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.  |
.' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  p `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `.|
|  Away all || Yvershek  || Harveygod ||  Sammus   ||  Jawdins  || a hole-y  ||
|   Goats   ||           ||           ||           ||           ||   ghost   ||
| BLOWN UP  || BLOWN UP  || VAPORIZED || VAPORIZED || BLED OUT  || VAPORIZED ||
|  4 Kills  ||  9 Kills  || 10 Kills  || 10 Kills  ||  6 Kills  ||16 Projects/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  _.---,._,'    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.  
/' _.--.< .    ' R  I  P `..' R  I  p `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `.
  /'     `'   |  Senekr   || Electric  ||  Waffle   || Ponderous ||   Graa    |
/' _.---.____ |           ||   Sheep   ||   House   ||   Saxon   ||           |
\.'   ___, .-'` BLOWN UP  || BLOWN UP  || VAPORIZED ||EVISCERATED|| BLOWN UP  |
    /'    \\  |  2 Kills  || 10 Kills  || 13 Kills  ||  4 Kills  ||13 Projects|
  /'^^^^^^^`-.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 | .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.  
 |' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  p `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `.
 | Chicken   || Who What  || Deadbeat  ||  Fenrir   || pop fly to||Blue Train |
 |     Heart ||   Now     ||    Poetry ||           ||McGilicutty||           |
 | VAPORIZED || VAPORIZED || BLOWN UP  || DEVOURED  || DEVOURED  ||DEBRIS FALL|
 |  20 Kills ||  9 Kills  ||  8 Kills  ||  5 Kills  || 16 Kills  || 16 Kills  |
  \^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.  
.' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `.
|    The    ||    The    ||Cantorsdust||           ||           ||           |
| Kingfish  || Cubelodyte||           ||           ||           ||           |
|BRAINSUCKED||BRAINSUCKED||BRAINSUCKED||           ||           ||           |
|  3 Kills  ||  5 Kills  ||  7 Kills  ||           ||           ||           |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i don't know what xcom is can somebody explain it in two sentences or less?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Aliens are invading and you have to stop them by sending ships or soldiers. And do research for new guns.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

can't picture it

gonna have to elab

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
aliens come out. You gotta shoot em down. They'll try to shoot back so it's not real easy sometimes.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
so a vote. After that mission we only have 7 guys who are taped up good enough to keep fighting. Fart Puzzle, Superkid, Poverty Goat, Chill, Walrus, Taint, & Prince. Mix of old vets and newer guys.

We're 73% done with the shield. There's maybe one mediocre physicist who can be hired that doesn't suck balls, there's three more that are basically just better than nothing.

    What do we want to do now?
  1. Investigate:
    a) Cultivator Two. Owner: Nutirivend. Function: Hydro-Farm maybe wait on this one
    b) Recyclotorium One. Owner: Evonet. Function: Recyclotorium
    c) Babylon Apartments. Owner: Sensovison. Function: Apartments (not 100% certain this is the 3rd drop)
  2. Get more agents
  3. Get more or better ships
  4. Get the lame physicists
  5. gently caress em, ⏭ & build up the bases / research

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Hire some agents for the meat grinder so we've got enough for two squads and you can send the noobs out with some veterans to do the other investigation which is hopefully less hard core.

That's assumes we have enough gear of course.

Cobra Lionfist
Jun 4, 2013
Hire some more agents and if nothing urgent lets wait till shields are deoloyed before anymore raids etc. Also put me on the agent list.

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xsuperkidx
Sep 21, 2000

Bread Liar
Vote #2 so we can top off Squad 2 and then 1b or 1c.

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