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Mean Bean Machine posted:Porto hackers got into their e-mails and servers and found signs of some shady poo poo going on, like lists of referees who'll do right by Benfica, home addresses and phone numbers of referees, high ranked people in the portuguese federation sending them confidential information etc The police is already investigating and has done searches on their stadium, offices and people's houses, like their president. Basically it's what everyone had already suspected was going on in portuguese football for years, now it's just out in the open. Yesterday the hackers released to the public like 20gb of those e-mails. Dunno if this is what you mean. if you mean why aren't they top of the table, it's because they sold some of their best players like Ederson, Lindelof, Nelson Semedo etc and didn't buy suitable replacements. Also theyre bitches ChainsawCharlie posted:Even better,they have a whole network of high price escorts and brothels,theres a rumor going around that the dude got hacked by one of his mistresses,please dont google pedro guerra images and picture him having sex,this is going to be peak Is this Pedro Guerra? This dude looks like he rules. Are any English language publications covering this? I'm surprised I have not hear of this until now.
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# ? Dec 18, 2017 06:03 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:24 |
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Ahahah Benfica is sending letters to the companies of people who accessed the leaked information. This absolutely not gonna backfire at all. I'd like to know how they got the info. I bet everyone that's getting letters is a NOS user.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 13:16 |
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Now apparently the police are investigating the possibility of players from certain clubs being paid by people with connections to Benfica to help their teams lose vs Benfica in a few matches of the 15-16 season. it hasn't been confirmed, though. still what a sick, sick club. would be embarrassed to be a fan of such a disgraceful team, very sad.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 21:27 |
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Now apparently the police are investigating the possibility of players from certain clubs being paid by people with connections to Benfica to help their teams lose vs Benfica in a few matches of the 15-16 season. it hasn't been confirmed, though. still what a sick, sick club. would be embarrassed to be a fan of such a disgraceful team, very sad. Juvenfica FC strikes again. Is matchfixing in Portugal a thing or would this be the first time?
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 21:30 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Juvenfica FC strikes again. there's been rumors for a long time but never anything official. the police were investigating the match Rio Ave - Feirense because they believed a few Rio Ave players had been paid to help the team lose by some betting people, that match was even talked about at the time because there was a weird amount of betting on it from abroad for such a unimportant match. anyway they confiscated the cellphones from four of the Rio Ave players and apparently found signs that they'd been in contact with Benfica people too, and that's how it started. but the police haven't confirmed any of this, the news came out just today
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 21:39 |
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there's a Benfica - Sporting tonight. hopefully Good will triumph over evil
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 17:18 |
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good did not prevail. the match ended in an anticlimactic draw, as do 90% of these sort of matches
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 04:56 |
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estoril - porto abandoned at the half because the brand new stand was damaged by a 4.9 magnitude earthquake earlier today and developed cracks. estoril up 1-0, 2nd half to be replayed later in the week
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 00:09 |
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2nd half of the match will be played on the 21th of February because Porto already have a match on Friday lol very cool great league
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 21:57 |
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While Mean Bean Machine is trying to defame benfica because they gave legal gifts to referees and game tickets to ministerial people, which again is perfectly fine, he forgot to mention his failtard team is actually on third. Additionally, his Mussolini but actually even less competent-like chairman is melting down and threatening to quit, he said he was extremelly smart and enlightened and said, and i quote: "i'm so smart that even my third eye sees everything". When everyone laughed that he was using his butt hole to see things he went into social medial for a meltdown, said social media that he came back to after vowing to never set foot on facebook again. "Meltdown President boy" posted:Para os paineleiros falsos púdicos coloco um texto que acabei de ler: This isn't the first time a full grown man calls people faggots in official statements, as he also called a tv commentator a "human being wimp who acts like a chick". This is the man Sporting considered to be a leader, instead he's just dragging his club to debt levels never seen before. Lmao Sporting is going to be sold to the chinese in two years and become a third division semi amateur team hahahahahha
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 21:22 |
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Actually being sold to the Chinese is what all teh good clubs are doing now!!!! That is pretty crazy though, he seems a bit unhinged. He would do well in Italy.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 21:46 |
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BTW paineleiros are the people that go on sports panels you ignorant
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:08 |
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orange sky posted:BTW paineleiros are the people that go on sports panels you ignorant Panelists to faggots that is quite the mistranslation lol
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:10 |
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Yeah paneleiros is the other one
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:34 |
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Tbf thats kind of the point of caling panelists 'paineleiros' instead of comentators or analists,i.e,blatant dogwistle for faggots.this is,of course,regarded as the height of comedy.we're a lovelly people. Now im wondering what is bruno de carvalho favorite anime.i bet its evangelion
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:00 |
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orange sky posted:BTW paineleiros are the people that go on sports panels you ignorant
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:11 |
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Mans posted:While Mean Bean Machine is trying to defame benfica because they gave legal gifts to referees and game tickets to ministerial people, which again is perfectly fine, he forgot to mention his failtard team is actually on third. This all rules
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:37 |
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Benfica's chairman has been officially named as a defendant by the portuguese department of justice in a criminal case for bribing judges. this while Benfica are still being investigated for receiving confidential information and bribing referees and opposition's players, and are having their stadium, offices and homes searched monthly by the police. meanwhile Benfica fans pop out of hiding after 4 months to ignore all of that and talk about buttholes instead. Sad
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 03:43 |
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This league sounds way better than the Premier League.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 06:13 |
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It sounds like Serie A on pcp which really does sound awesome
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 06:57 |
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Benfica's chairman has been officially named as a defendant by the portuguese department of justice in a criminal case for bribing judges. this while Benfica are still being investigated for receiving confidential information and bribing referees and opposition's players, and are having their stadium, offices and homes searched monthly by the police. meanwhile Benfica fans pop out of hiding after 4 months to ignore all of that and talk about buttholes instead. Sad That's because nothing is going to happen to Vieira or Benfica, so it's basically no news. Like what country is this that sends it's sports presidents to jail for misdemeanours? Germany? lol Also Bruno de Carvalho going full Trump on the Sporting board members and yelling about that his new wife is actually really hot is funny. There's also Coentrão doing a racism, Sergio Conceição melting down despite having a relatively good season so far, a stadium stand starting to collapse mid game because it was built in a swamp. This season has had a lot great off-pitch stuff, cause the actual football being played has been 100% dire.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 11:15 |
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You guys should tell us more about all these antics while they happen, sounds quite entertaining even if the football is crap. trem_two posted:It sounds like Serie A on pcp Yeah pretty much this lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:03 |
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Benfica's president was caught in a wire promising a high court judge he'd get him a job in Benfica's new University if he can get rid of a fiscal debt of 1.4M. This is the good stuff E:also, that judge is currently a suspect in an array of other equally serious bullshit. One of interpol's most wanted, a big Mexican cartel guy, got out of Portugal cause he forgot to sign a paper or something. Also his wife is also a suspect, and she was about to be promoted to the supreme court On this same day, a spy from our intelligence agency was just sentenced to 7 years in prison for giving info to the Russians. Portugal is so fun orange sky fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Feb 8, 2018 |
# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:07 |
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Reminder that sportings president banned from the official sporting store a record from a band called "supporting" (get it?),of which all band members are die hard sporting fans, just because the lead singer mildly critisised him on facebook. Hes going full juche. Benfica's president was a completely unknown guy that got his start by opening a tire shop (and smugling coke in them) .portuguesebusinessman.txt
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# ? Feb 9, 2018 00:42 |
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lmao portugal owns
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# ? Feb 9, 2018 00:45 |
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This country loving owns.
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# ? Feb 9, 2018 01:22 |
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After dominating for most of 90's and 00's ,thanks to a conjuction of shrewd bussiness,a superb eye for talent and lots of hookers and cocaine to referees, porto has been posting financial loss after financial loss because they insist on buying overpriced crap players using the "mediating services" of the company headed by the presidents son.it got so bad they broke fpp rules and are now under restricted management (i.e. they cant actually spend money to buy players).cue the exit of several board members because the teat ran dry. Despite claiming to be run as a model bussiness and posting profits for several years,benfica had its IT services hacked not once but twice,exposing confidential communication inside the club which shows several high ranking members involved in things better described as "not technicaly illegal but shady as gently caress".despite record profits,instead of investing in the football squad the president insist on building the benfica collegue,benfica hotel and benfica radio.which are not bad ideas,if the construction company who will probably be awarded those contracts wasnt most likely owned by benficas president through a series of shell companies. Sportings financial woes are so bad they had to exchange part of their debt for a financial instrument called vmocs,which basically means the club is now owned by a former banker who stole billions when his bank went tits up in 2014,and a guy from angola who made his fortune on money laundering,arms smuggling and blood diamonds.meanwhile they are paying 8 million euros per year to a coach that won one supercup and one league cup.in 3 years. Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Feb 9, 2018 |
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ChainsawCharlie posted:After dominating for most of 90's and 00's ,thanks to a conjuction of shrewd bussiness,a superb eye for talent and lots of hookers and cocaine to referees, porto has been posting financial loss after financial loss because they insist on buying overpriced crap players using the "mediating services" of the company headed by the presidents son.it got so bad they broke fpp rules and are now under restricted management (i.e. they cant actually spend money to buy players).cue the exit of several board members because the teat ran dry. #toobigtofail
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# ? Feb 9, 2018 17:50 |
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My parents are gonna be in Lisbon for Benfica vs Porto. I'd like to get them tickets for my dad's birthday. Any suggestions? I don't see anything except the next match for sale on Benfica's site.
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:My parents are gonna be in Lisbon for Benfica vs Porto. I'd like to get them tickets for my dad's birthday. Any suggestions? I don't see anything except the next match for sale on Benfica's site. Yep,thats pretty much it, if youre using this one Tickets go on sale around 1 or 2 weeks before the game. Dont know about pre-orders for non associates,try dropping an email to bilhetes@slbenfica.pt. derby match like that most tickets will be sold in the first couple of days.lower levels is more expensive.upper levels are cheaper and where all the peasants sit, if you want to experience the true benfica and portuguese fan experience of name calling the referee for 90+ minutes and cursing every player until one does a thing and sudently they are the best in the world.
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# ? Feb 25, 2018 19:24 |
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ChainsawCharlie posted:After dominating for most of 90's and 00's ,thanks to a conjuction of shrewd bussiness,a superb eye for talent and lots of hookers and cocaine to referees, porto has been posting financial loss after financial loss because they insist on buying overpriced crap players using the "mediating services" of the company headed by the presidents son.it got so bad they broke fpp rules and are now under restricted management (i.e. they cant actually spend money to buy players).cue the exit of several board members because the teat ran dry. contra os canhoes marchar, marchaaaaaaaaar
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 23:47 |
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ChainsawCharlie posted:After dominating for most of 90's and 00's ,thanks to a conjuction of shrewd bussiness,a superb eye for talent and lots of hookers and cocaine to referees, porto has been posting financial loss after financial loss because they insist on buying overpriced crap players using the "mediating services" of the company headed by the presidents son.it got so bad they broke fpp rules and are now under restricted management (i.e. they cant actually spend money to buy players).cue the exit of several board members because the teat ran dry. This sucks hard but also owns equally hard
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 16:09 |
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Porto beat Sporting 2-1 last night. here's a table: things are looking pretty good for Porto right now, though they still have to play Benfica away.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:19 |
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Yep,this one seems to be going to porto.although they have a really thin squad, barring a april meltdown they will take it. Benfica has nothing going on for them besides the league,and have kinda sorted themselves out,but they hosed up way too much at the start of the season. benfica also has a incredible tradition of shiting the bed against porto at home.they still have to play sporting away. Sporting is hobling along,because jorge jesus teams have a storied history of running out of steam around march/april.also a much funny tradition of getting dunked on by reality and karma under the leadership of glorious leader. In short,all teams are poo poo,and we should be rooting for Chaves,the only good and proper club.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:42 |
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Good news, everyone! Paulo Gonçalves, Benfica's lead legal advisor, just got arrested along with Justice Department officials for suspicion of corruption and bribery. Apparently Paulo paid those officials to access the "e-mail process" files in order to be a step ahead of the investigation. https://www.dn.pt/desporto/benfica/interior/paulo-goncalves-detido-por-suspeitas-de-corrupcao-9164440.html I was just next to this guy the other day (I've been doing consulting for Benfica), this is crazy
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 11:45 |
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Should have stomped on his nuts when you had the chance. The good news is now no one remembers porto literaly paying estoril 750 thousand euros just before their game for no reason.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 14:25 |
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ChainsawCharlie posted:Should have stomped on his nuts when you had the chance. That one was great too. Porto's got a trick YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!! Years of debt saved up for one useful occasion!
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 14:35 |
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https://www.si.com/soccer/2018/03/06/benfica-facilities-raided-part-corruption-investigation-club-officials let's talk about buttholes instead. SAD!
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 22:02 |
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But bruno de carvalho hasnt done something stupid/amusing in the last 30 minutes?! Im so glad i started following the nba more closelly ,because this league is a loving trash fire.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 00:49 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:24 |
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So just FYI Benfica is a mere two points away from Porto and Sporting Braga (aka the good Sporting) is one point away from Sporting lisbon (aka the bad Sporting). Benfica is going to win this league and will see Braga in the Champions.
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