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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE WAYNE TRAIN


Unfortunately the Wayne Train is run by Queensland Rail so it had to be cancelled.

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Don Dongington posted:

ALL ABOARD THE IMMORTAL SCIENCE OF MARXIST-LENINISM EXPRESS


TANK loving TANK

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
PSOs booking a 16 year old kid busking on her violin at Footscray. Fuckwits.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

JBP posted:

PSOs booking a 16 year old kid busking on her violin at Footscray. Fuckwits.

Agreed, should have shot to kill

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Les Affaires posted:

Wall street making GBS threads itself isn't really the precipitator of a crash here, because a significant percentage of self funded retoirees are leveraged in the housing market, not the stock market. What would actually gently caress them is a couple of interest rate rises and those don't look to be on the cards here any time soon because inflation isn't there yet and neither is unemployment.

Investments in self-funded super schemes have to meet a bunch of criteria related to quality and its just easier throwing it into housing.


Interest rate rises overseas will have an impact here because it increases Australian banks' borrowing costs, which they then need to pass on in the form of rate rises independent of whatever our Reserve Bank thinks. I wonder if the next movement of our official cash rate might be another decrease if the US rates go up and start affecting our economy.

Don Dongington posted:

This. Last time, we had a PM and the US had a President who were both willing to run stimulus programs, despite their generally neo-liberal leanings. Ours worked effectively; the Obama QE scheme 'worked' in the sense that the economy recovered relatively more quickly than the countries that ran policies of austerity (which is exactly what Tony Abbott was screaming for the whole time, and would have done if he had been in power).

If a real crash happened today, there is no way the Liberals wouldn't double down on Austerity as "the only sensible option", causing Australia to sink into the quagmire of recession for the better part of a decade. Even if Treasury advised another round of stimulus/infrastructure spending and Turnbull and Morrison tried to follow suit, the Dutton and the idiot conservatives would shoot it down or white ant it/sabotage it such that it became a pointless waste of money, designed to funnel more money back into the federal liberal party and its donors.

Even if it does repeat the lovely cycle and get Labor caught in another decade long quagmire of perceived economic incapability, we'll be far better off. I only hope that the poo poo continues to elude the fanblades long enough that Labor are able to get back in and start doing at least the bare minimum structural repairs needed to keep us out of a recession of our own making.

I don't think there are any reforms that can stave off a recession here. The housing market has been allowed to get to such a state that any changes to regulations or tax concessions will more than likely trigger a rush to sell.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Is there any data on the opinion that Labor's bad financial management made the almost recession worse?

My impression is that it's more of an ingrained thing about how the Liberals are better at jobs, growth and making money and Labor are better with schools, hospitals and unemployment.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Schlesische posted:

Is there any data on the opinion that Labor's bad financial management made the almost recession worse?

My impression is that it's more of an ingrained thing about how the Liberals are better at jobs, growth and making money and Labor are better with schools, hospitals and unemployment.

Considering how it went down everywhere else that would be some data.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Considering how it went down everywhere else that would be some data.

Counterpoint: FIX LABAHS MESS

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Schlesische posted:

Is there any data on the opinion that Labor's bad financial management made the almost recession worse?

My impression is that it's more of an ingrained thing about how the Liberals are better at jobs, growth and making money and Labor are better with schools, hospitals and unemployment.

You mean how we were the only advanced economy not to go into a recession because of how the ALP handled it?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anthony Mundine claims gay community should be subjected to capital punishment

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here star Anthony Mundine has barely had enough time to step out of the jungle, but the boxer has already made some controversial comments which have upset the wider Australian community.

In footage obtained by The Daily Telegraph, after Mundine's emotional exit from the Channel Ten reality show, the 42-year-old claims he wants capital punishment for the gay community.

Mundine revealed homosexuality, banned in Islam, was also shunned in Aboriginal culture.

“If we were to live in a society, just like in Aboriginal culture, that homosexuality is forbidden and you do it and the consequences are capital punishment or death, you think you are going to do it? Or think twice about doing it?”

"That's the only way to deter the problem," he continued.

Mundine also said that paedophiles should face similar punishments.

"Hang them suckers," he said, but clarified he was referring to "the paedophiles mainly".

But the controversy did not stop there, the star also claimed that gay rights could be connected to the possible legalisation of paedophilia.

"Because they are pushing these gay rights so much in the Western world, the paedophiles out there want their rights.

"Now they are going to claim to have rights. They want their rights just like the gay people want their rights."

--- different article ---

Prior to going into the jungle, Mundine, who practices Islam, controversially stated he doesn’t believe in homosexuality, contraception or abortion.

He also said he doesn’t think homosexuals — either people or characters — should be allowed on television as he fears it would influence children to become gay.

“They are not going to be happy until they have primary school kids being gay,” he said when asked to clarify his views. “I talk the truth. It is the system. I don’t care if you are gay or not, it doesn’t worry me because the creator will judge you later. If you are going to be gay, do it behind closed doors, that is how it used to be in the olden days.”

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Check out the ausgbs thread everyone.

Where is it though. Is it the one with the kangaroo loving the pig.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/the-social-services-department-spent-120-million-on

quote:

The Turnbull government charged taxpayers approximately $120 million to hire temporary public servants to fill gaps in the Department of Social Services in 2016.
Social services minister Dan Tehan confirmed in an answer to a question on notice that his department employed approximately 700 casual staff through "labour hire, temporary contracts and contractual service arrangements" in 2016.
These 700 short-term contracts cost taxpayers an average of $171,428 per casual hire, though it is not known what percentage went to the workers and what was paid to the labour hire companies for the placement.
The Office of the Commonwealth Director of Public Prosecutions told a Senate Estimates committee last year that it paid recruitment firms more money to supply workers than it would cost the office to hire the bureaucrats itself, yet the casual staff were paid 3% less than the public servants they sat next to every day.
BuzzFeed News understands this is a practice employed by a number of departments. By outsourcing jobs, it can meet the staffing cap ordered by the Turnbull government last year to keep average staff levels in line with numbers from 2006-2007, the final year of the Howard government.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

“it is not known what percentage went to the workers and what was paid to the labour hire companies for the placement.”

:thunk:

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


My favourite part about this country is that even out-and-out corruption doesn't garner any interest from the electorate.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Endman posted:

My favourite part about this country is that even out-and-out corruption doesn't garner any interest from the electorate.

He nutted.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I think there's interest but also fatigue.

I was thinking about the health innovation fund bribe against the states today. I seem to recall that money was pulled out of something important and placated people by saying it was going to be an innovation fund but now it's just (50%) going to hospital funding arrangements which aren't particularly innovative. I can't muster the energy to search for it because everything is poo poo and so many people are against what the government does but it never seems to matter.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


24/7 lo fi corruption radio to sleep/relax

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Anthony Mundine

Ah yes, the guy who was knocked the gently caress out by Sven 'I can't break an egg' Ottke - truly a man that we should pay attention to. :thunk:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

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bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Gonna be angry but not surprised if the story becomes "well she benefited so she's the villain". Also why is she being called his girlfriend. There's no way this wasn't a case of a boss using his power over a women to get her to sleep with him

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

bandaid.friend posted:

Gonna be angry but not surprised if the story becomes "well she benefited so she's the villain". Also why is she being called his girlfriend. There's no way this wasn't a case of a boss using his power over a women to get her to sleep with him

The live together and love one another.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Cross-post:


Zdzisław Barniński

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

JBP posted:

The live together and love one another.

I totally missed that

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

JBP posted:

The live together and love one another.

What about the at least two others?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Solemn Sloth posted:

What about the at least two others?

Gina Rinehart looks like two, but is only one

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

G-Spot Run posted:

Then again, I'm sure old mates in Canberra will want to pull off another inter-generational heist to save the Boomers.

I'm not sure how they'll accomplish that with so few work prospects for the current lot of youth.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I was watching Q&A the other day and they said that high wages can be bad because they make businesses uncompetitive so I'm just going to donate my extra wages to job creators so that they can disruptively innovate a 21st century big Data algorithm economy.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

eXXon posted:

I was watching Q&A the other day and they said that high wages can be bad because they make businesses uncompetitive so I'm just going to donate my extra wages to job creators so that they can disruptively innovate a 21st century big Data algorithm economy.

Arguably if your business can't pay your workers a livable wage and survive at the same time then it should simply fail because the business model isn't viable enough.

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
It'd be cool if any country in the world was good right now but right wing liberalism has ruined everything so that's cool. Cool, cool.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



eXXon posted:

I was watching Q&A the other day and they said that high wages can be bad because they make businesses uncompetitive so I'm just going to donate my extra wages to job creators so that they can disruptively innovate a 21st century big Data algorithm economy.

Q&A 2018 Status: no change, still garbage.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

cheese-cube posted:

Q&A 2018 Status: no change, still garbage.

Won't change since the ABC went through regulatory capture by Murdoch & the IPA.

Zakutambah
Jan 17, 2007

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#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

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College Slice

Birdstrike posted:

Gina Rinehart looks like two, but is only one

:stonk:

My imagination briefly glimpsed Gina x Barnaby, and now I'm dead. Thanks a bunch

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

eXXon posted:

I was watching Q&A the other day and they said that high wages can be bad because they make businesses uncompetitive so I'm just going to donate my extra wages to job creators so that they can disruptively innovate a 21st century big Data algorithm economy.

Wesfarmers made 2.87 billion last year with 220 000 employees. I think they can afford a little raise and still be competitive.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
'Time stops for no one': Wayne Swan to quit politics at the next election

The former Labor treasurer will not recontest his Queensland seat and says it’s time instead for a ‘fresh, energetic, young candidate’

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
My Wayne train
My Socialist Swan
My Keynesian Coyote
My Spiller Thriller

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

eXXon posted:

I was watching Q&A the other day and they said that high wages can be bad because they make businesses uncompetitive so I'm just going to donate my extra wages to job creators so that they can disruptively innovate a 21st century big Data algorithm economy.

I think I heard the head of the Reserve Bank say he'd heard anecdotes that wages were rising, so there's a danger of inflation and we can't have that. No evidence mind you, just probably the captains of industry on the board who heard it as a rumour from a cafe business owner making 2.1 million a year.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
I thought the head of the RBA told everyone recently to demand better pay raises

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Anthony Mundine claims gay community should be subjected to capital punishment
How would the pedo-pride movement work in general? Pedobear banners and slogans like "Grass on the field! Play ball"? The absurdity of this alone has me questioning Mr Mundine's grasp on reality.

In other sexual titillation news what of Abbott and Credlin? Now the Joyce stick has been laid bare don't all those arguments apply to our glorious ex-fuhrer NTATA?

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE WAYNE TRAIN


Unfortunately the Wayne Train is run by Queensland Rail so it had to be cancelled.

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/962111187990208512

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Waaaaaaaaaayne
*MGS Game Over*

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BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

he was a good treasurer but he's still a member of the labor right, let's not get ahead of ourselves in the wailing and gnashing of teeth

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