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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

buck lives matter


:commissar:

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GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Mayor Bonks Security Detail Sergeant

:quagmire:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Why am I only finding out about this "Under Arrest" TV show? gently caress its only halfway through the 1st episode and everyone thats been arrested has had a full on fit. This one guy is biting and spitting on people telling them his name is donald duck and answered "When was your last drink" with "5 hours ago bitch" while he was lying injured in the front of his truck that he just crashed. "You're a couple of lovely bitches" from the 18 y/o hooker being arrested for assault and PI was nice too.

edit: gently caress its just like one of the reviews said...real life trailer park boys...thought I saw Lahey in some aviators arresting a large naked man, most certainly named Mark, that kept on telling people that the cops were gonna kill him...just a little coke overdose, aye?

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Feb 1, 2018

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Redman is coming up. I'd rather get OC sprayed again.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Chichevache posted:

Redman is coming up. I'd rather get OC sprayed again.

just yell "officer needs backup" and have all the other students beat the poo poo outta Redman

Edit: i had Redman training once in the last decade yay budgets

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Smiling Jack posted:

just yell "officer needs backup" and have all the other students beat the poo poo outta Redman

Edit: i had Redman training once in the last decade yay budgets

Just saying, TO, if I'm in a fight for my life I'm going to bite nuts and gouge eyes.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
How bout these new haven cops lol

https://youtu.be/eRdwQIVp5fM

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The Shep posted:

How bout these new haven cops lol

https://youtu.be/eRdwQIVp5fM

whatever happened to the old fashioned just fuckin grabbing the guy

Should have gone with that a lot quicker imho

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Feb 4, 2018

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

The Shep posted:

How bout these new haven cops lol

https://youtu.be/eRdwQIVp5fM

Good ol' Gun Wavin' New Haven.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Smiling Jack posted:

whatever happened to the old fashioned just fuckin grabbing the guy

Should have gone with that a lot quicker imho

This.

Also probably could have given the guy a little more time to get his IF, and maybe just had one person giving commands. That whole thing was a clusterfuck.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
In case any of y'all wanted to listen to what its like to be a cop in philly right now

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4603/web

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
They're starting to get overwhelmed.

Edit

Shooting fireworks and throwing bottles at the cops.

Calling State Police for reinforcement. Talking like the Troopers aren't going to gently caress around.

Untagged fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Feb 5, 2018

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Cop got ran over and drug around by a quad.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Untagged posted:

They're starting to get overwhelmed.

Edit

Shooting fireworks and throwing bottles at the cops.

Calling State Police for reinforcement. Talking like the Troopers aren't going to gently caress around.

PSP provides services for municipalities w/o a police agency.

They DO NOT gently caress around.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Random officer; "Radio, we're in the EYE OF THE STORM down here!".

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
I hope that hurt a lot.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
"It’s endless, chief. Endless."

“We have a large crowd throwing bottles and chanting Meek Mill.”

“I got a male in custody in this location. He’s saying he’s an off-duty cop.”

“At Broad and Market they’re throwing bottles at the cops. Please send SWAT teams over there in case we need them.”

https://slate.com/culture/2018/02/terrifying-things-heard-on-the-philadelphia-police-scanner-after-the-eagles-won-the-super-bowl.html

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Feb 5, 2018

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
I saw an article this morning which said the official arrest count was only 3. lol yeah ok.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352643/Disgusting-moment-Eagles-fan-eats-HORSE-EXCREMENT.html

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Why do they complain that cops give them poo poo all the time if they're just gonna eat it any way?

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
It's all about choice

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/961076770823958530

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Remember kids, you want to work for Baltimore County, not Baltimore City.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Why would any cop EVER take a jury trial over a bench?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The Shep posted:

Why would any cop EVER take a jury trial over a bench?

I'm not sure you always get that option in civil cases .

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Smiling Jack posted:

I'm not sure you always get that option in civil cases .

Yeah I just quickly perused it and assumed it was a criminal case

Gonna be some fetal cops in bmore

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Does the garnishment count towards your pension?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

GunForumMeme posted:

Does the garnishment count towards your pension?

I think it depends on the state, and what type of account it is. Most "Retirement" accounts are protected though, like 401K's and IRA's per federal law. Some states protect pensions, and some fall back on laws related to who actually "holds" the funds. That said, once the money is withdrawn by you - they can attempt to take it. Like if you use the funds to buy a house or something, a lien might be filed against it.

If you don't have a Roth IRA yet, open one and stash extra end of year cash (up to $5500) in it. It's protected from civil enforcement, and you can pull the contribution money penalty free if you need it. If not, you'll have a nice bonus come retirement.

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Sep 3, 2012

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GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Yeah except around me all Firefighters are dumb Hicks that joined so that their life had a higher purpose than driving their lifted truck to their poo poo tier pay blue collar job then back home to F their dive bar queen who only looks good enough to be two levels above a lot lizard.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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GunForumMeme posted:

Yeah except around me all Firefighters are dumb Hicks that joined so that their life had a higher purpose than driving their lifted truck to their poo poo tier pay blue collar job then back home to F their dive bar queen who only looks good enough to be two levels above a lot lizard.

Jealous?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

GunForumMeme posted:

Yeah except around me all Firefighters are dumb Hicks that joined so that their life had a higher purpose than driving their lifted truck to their poo poo tier pay blue collar job then back home to F their dive bar queen who only looks good enough to be two levels above a lot lizard.

Says the guy who worked as some kind of golf cart cop for $10/hr

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

The Shep posted:

Says the guy who worked as some kind of golf cart cop for $10/hr

my nephew got into a jobs program that got him his GED and allowed him to pick any trade school they offered to take for 6 months. He picked "protective services" because the electrician work was boring.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Mr. Nice! posted:

my nephew got into a jobs program that got him his GED and allowed him to pick any trade school they offered to take for 6 months. He picked "protective services" because the electrician work was boring.

Slap him

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I did my best to do so through facebook but he’s 1500 miles away. I tried to explain that mall cop training was going to be less beneficial than literally anything else he could have learned (electrician apprenticeship, computer touching, etc) towards getting into the marines or an LEO job.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
He turned down learning a trade because it was 'boring?'

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

GunForumMeme posted:

Yeah except around me all Firefighters are dumb Hicks that joined so that their life had a higher purpose than driving their lifted truck to their poo poo tier pay blue collar job then back home to F their dive bar queen who only looks good enough to be two levels above a lot lizard.

Yeah well they do this still, it's just that the job is at the fire house.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Your nephew should enlist

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Everyone I know with a criminal justice degree works retail.

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