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RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

chitoryu12 posted:

Even aside from the dirty jokes, how the hell are you getting a whole handful's worth of nuts in a glass of almond milk? Is it just whole almonds ground up and mixed with a little water into gruel?

Pretty much.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 06:15

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:31

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Scathach posted:

I'm udderly surprised

I�ve been assaulted.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 06:28

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

Scathach posted:

I'm udderly surprised

Now THAT'S a milk dud!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 06:41

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

brunch with yr parents posted:

Why everyone talkin poo poo about a frank Gehry designed hotel room?

Was not expecting an architecture burn in the funny pictures thread.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 06:46

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Recipe sheet that comes with our weekly fruit & veggie box.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 07:22

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Yeah you definitely want to remove the fuzzy part.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 07:46

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

Yeah you definitely want to remove the fuzzy part.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 07:58

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

Yeah you definitely want to remove the fuzzy part.

Nah man, the fuzzy part is the best part.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 09:59

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

I just eat around it.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 10:52

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I jam it under my nose and do my best Groucho Marx impersonation

# ? Feb 9, 2018 12:28

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Honestly I always end up poking at it but never get around to eating it

# ? Feb 9, 2018 12:33

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Just remember to wash it first.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 12:41

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

So uh... noone's gonna mention the cutting in half bit then? No no that's fine, no need just for my sake, no really ha ha noone be posting any videos or anything ha ha

# ? Feb 9, 2018 13:16

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

On the subject of old Olympic facilities, apparently back in the day Melbourne built a breakwater in Port Philip Bay for the sailing. I have no idea whether it confers any benefit on sailors these days, but has become the ancestral home of many generations of wild penguins. They just decided the breakwater would be a great place to live. And so, if you find yourself in Melbourne and want to see some penguins, you can go down to St Kilda and have a look. Year round there are volunteers that look out for the penguins year round and guide tourists etc.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 13:24

Grumbletron 4000: Nov 30, 2002; Where you want it, bitch.; College Slice

That's awesome considering your peoples history with penguins... http://thedollop.libsyn.com/207-the-animal-horror-of-macquarie-island

# ? Feb 9, 2018 13:29

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/888012565397348352
https://twitter.com/anuscosgrove/status/701549295519080450
https://twitter.com/garinstone21/status/817086121008099328
https://twitter.com/devALMXGHTY/status/818873615085162496
https://twitter.com/yonewt/status/798289472102117377

# ? Feb 9, 2018 13:31

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/961534894563356672

# ? Feb 9, 2018 14:04

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

That is one weird account

https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/920314146117308417

# ? Feb 9, 2018 14:15

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

All I'm getting is that Getty Images is where all the talented photographers are instead of DeviantArt.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 14:19

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I personally enjoy
https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/955094399087726593?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E3

# ? Feb 9, 2018 14:19

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Der Kyhe posted:

A hefty doze of weed killer, a bucket of fresh paint, and install the electrified third rail on that thing and it looks nicer and more maintained than half of the train stops in Eastern or Southern Europe.

Sometimes terrifying that some stereotypes are so accurate.

I recall being in a dark, mildly damp, cold train interchange at night and thinking 'This is so depressing, it's almost like being in England'.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 14:27

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Don't doxx me

# ? Feb 9, 2018 15:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Phlegmish posted:

Don't doxx me

Tinder.jpg

# ? Feb 9, 2018 15:18

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

Phlegmish posted:

Don't doxx me

Stephen Root must be on some pretty hard times.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 15:22

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Doesn�t look like it.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 15:29

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

that�s literally the crazed cockney Boss I play the Saint�s Row game as

# ? Feb 9, 2018 15:45

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

# ? Feb 9, 2018 15:50

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Don't doxx me

Why's he taking pictures of desert landscapes?

# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:04

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Slime posted:

Why's he taking pictures of desert landscapes?

Pretending to be Dune. All whispering to himself, "We have wormsign, Usul! The likes of which God has never seen!"

# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:08

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:12

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Slime posted:

Why's he taking pictures of desert landscapes?

Those are balls.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:13

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Slime posted:

Why's he taking pictures of desert landscapes?

# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

brunch with yr parents posted:

Why everyone talkin poo poo about a frank Gehry designed hotel room?

As pointless on the inside as it is on the inside

# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:28

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Slime posted:

Why's he taking pictures of desert landscapes?

# ? Feb 9, 2018 17:19

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Captain Splendid posted:

yall others were too on point

# ? Feb 9, 2018 17:22

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

Even aside from the dirty jokes, how the hell are you getting a whole handful's worth of nuts in a glass of almond milk? Is it just whole almonds ground up and mixed with a little water into gruel?

Take a bunch of raw almonds, soak them in water overnight, then puree.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 18:00

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.