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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

hobbesmaster posted:

Unless he wants to start shooting ICE officers I doubt he has much say.


Any immigrant who signed up for our dumb gay military deserves to have this level of protection. A1C Yang was worth 5 SSgt Andersons when it came to doing poo poo.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

KirbyKhan posted:

Any immigrant who signed up for our dumb gay military deserves to have this level of protection. A1C Yang was worth 5 SSgt Andersons when it came to doing poo poo.

I don't disagree, I just doubt it'll happen.

Hell we should go full empire and have a foreign legion.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
We will friendly fire you and lie about it, we will haze you to death, we will force you on additional stoploss deployments and then give you an OTH for smoking pot, we will break your knees and spine, gently caress up your hearing and force you to change your personality so that society can only see as a monster...but... no. deportations. ever.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

AkrisD posted:

They just won't be let back in through customs after deployments or TDYs. Maybe even just detained. Or ICE will just do it and nobody will stop them.

I can already imagine this escalating straight to like the joint chiefs level and a bunch of actual military people getting into a literal shouting match with a bunch of wannabe cops.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
By the time it reaches anyone with any power to do anything PFC Chavez is going to be trying to get a cab in Guatemala

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Zeris posted:

We will friendly fire you and lie about it, we will haze you to death, we will force you on additional stoploss deployments and then give you an OTH for smoking pot, we will break your knees and spine, gently caress up your hearing and force you to change your personality so that society can only see as a monster...but... no. deportations. ever.

it's the least they could do

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

hobbesmaster posted:

I don't disagree, I just doubt it'll happen.

Hell we should go full empire and have a foreign legion.

Since SFAB is a failure already we could just have those Os and NCOs run the program, they already volunteered to train barely literate allies.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Vasudus posted:

i suppose i'm still stuck in the pre escalator days when a major cabinet member saying that he won't be complying with the executive and legislative branches was a big deal

I don't think that's the case with Mattis. I don't think there's actually any legal authority for ICE to deport former DACA kids who were or are in the MAVNI citizenship program. If ICE did deport any of them, ICE be the ones (still) not complying with the legislative branch or their own branch of the executive branch.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Proud Christian Mom posted:

By the time it reaches anyone with any power to do anything PFC Chavez is going to be trying to get a cab in Guatemala

Yeah, its going to be up to Tsgt or Captain Whoever to flash steel in responce to an enemy combatant detaining his troop. He went an entire deployment maintaining 95% accountability and he will not let some boarder guard gestapo turn his powerpoint slide yellow.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Remember Mike Pence? Creepy fundie Christian who hangs out in the background and calls his wife 'Mother'?

He got into a fight with a gay figure skater over conversion therapy.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/09/...g-article-click

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/962072286755880960

Chris Christie waits in the wings!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I bet Kelly stays. Trump hates firing people or accepting resignations, he only sends others to do it or does it behind their back.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

I bet Kelly stays. Trump hates firing people or accepting resignations, he only sends others to do it or does it behind their back.

But he's expressed his full confidence in him. That's the Trump kiss of death.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Screaming the quiet part real loud: FNC yanks editorial by executive VP lamenting a "Darker, Gayer, Different" olympic team

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/09/media/john-moody-olympics-controversy/index.html

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
If Trump fires Rosenstein, the Mueller investigation goes to Rachel Brand, associate attorney general.

Or it would have. She's decided gently caress the government and is going private sector after nine months.

https://twitter.com/markberman/status/962080729747378182

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
The piss tape is real, and we have it

https://theintercept.com/2018/02/09/donald-trump-russia-election-nsa/

quote:

THE UNITED STATES intelligence community has been conducting a top-secret operation to recover stolen classified U.S. government documents from Russian operatives, according to sources familiar with the matter. The operation has also inadvertently yielded a cache of documents purporting to relate to Donald Trump and Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
the piss tape would just create a widespread issue of men harassing women to get peed on

i'm not sure that's worth it.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Deathy McDeath posted:

The piss tape is real, and we have it

There's no way we live in the fun reality where a US President has a piss tape and got flipped by the Russians for it.... and yet... I want to believe, because the alternative of DJT getting elected purely because a not small portion of the population are that stupid and liked all the stupid poo poo he says unironically isn't a better universe.

Defenestrategy fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Feb 9, 2018

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Defenestrategy posted:

There's no way we live in the fun reality where a US President has a piss tape and got flipped by the Russians for it.... and yet... I want to believe, because the alternative of DJT getting elected purely because a not small portion of the population are that stupid and liked all the stupid poo poo he says unironically isn't a better universe.

Sadly it's both.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

:pisstape:

What would happen if it gets released? Ryan holds a press conference, claims that all presidents have had a piss fetish?

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





BigDave posted:

:pisstape:

What would happen if it gets released? Ryan holds a press conference, claims that all presidents have had a piss fetish?

McCain would be very, very concerned.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

BigDave posted:

:pisstape:

What would happen if it gets released? Ryan holds a press conference, claims that all presidents have had a piss fetish?

A golden age of parody watersports porn!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
GOP fetish confessions would start pouring in.

e: Let's say the Russians were in possession of the smoking gun or the leaky peehole or whatever euphemism you wanna use. How would the US be able to get it without the MAGAs crying corruption, even if it said some poo poo about how he wanted to literally kill every American regardless of party?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’m sure he means not white Americans.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nephzinho posted:

McCain would be very, very concerned.

"John McCain has passed away. His office reports that he is very concerned with this development."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

dubzee posted:

It's like when you walk into a chicken house and smell almost knocks you down. Then after 15 minutes or so you really don't notice it anymore.

We're getting piled up in so much poo poo the smell isn't as attention-getting. I like this analogy.

AkrisD posted:

They just won't be let back in through customs after deployments or TDYs. Maybe even just detained. Or ICE will just do it and nobody will stop them.

Oh my god I want a showdown between guys returning from deployment and ICE. Holy poo poo, yes. Periscope that poo poo!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
he said they won't deport anyone currently serving.

which means ICE will be set up at the admin office that you get your DD214 at.

they gotta hit the re-enlistment numbers somehow.

it's a brilliant fuckin' plan.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


boop the snoot posted:

he said they won't deport anyone currently serving.

which means ICE will be set up at the admin office that you get your DD214 at.

they gotta hit the re-enlistment numbers somehow.

it's a brilliant fuckin' plan.

He also said anyone who got a honorable as well, so there goes that plan.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Easy, just downgrade all of "them."

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

So what we're saying here is

Service Guarantees Citizenship?

We're actually in the mockery of fascism that Paul Verehoven turned Starship Troopers into?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

MA-Horus posted:

So what we're saying here is

Service Guarantees Citizenship?

We're actually in the mockery of fascism that Paul Verehoven turned Starship Troopers into?

No, that government was actually functional.

jerman999
Apr 26, 2006

This is a lex imperfecta
Another aide resigned for domestic abuse allegations

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The President just blocked the release of the Democratic memo.

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/962126066398760961

https://twitter.com/steve_vladeck/status/962127086390599682

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/962129968447680512

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Feb 10, 2018

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

:stare: Wow.

Who in the White House does NOT have a history of spousal or sexual abuse?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

BigDave posted:

:stare: Wow.

Who in the White House does NOT have a history of spousal or sexual abuse?

I think you can guess the answer to that.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/962134513341157384

:mrgw: :lol: :stare:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
When the piss tape is revealed I can't wait for alt-right media darlings to pee on each other to "own the libs".

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
He knows that "his" side would probably disown him too, right?

:sigh:
Of course he doesn't.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I have an overwhelming desire to shove this dude into a locker. That's normal, right?

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