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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Stereotype posted:

Oh I didn't read that pay scale that's pretty awful.

When I was on Hawaii 5-0 I got like $90 for 5 hours of work and two meals.

Have you hosed your couch yet? Come on, pal. That thing ain't gonna gently caress itself.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:03

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

akadajet posted:

lol, there's a casting call for extras on fear the walking dead since they are filming it near me.

Welp, I'm out (too muscle bound)

my ancestral family name is Work Many Days but they changed it when we came to america

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:06

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

akadajet posted:

haha, yeah. they are looking for people who only want to be on tv and not care about pay

A casting director leaps off of his couch, slamming his knee on the coffee table. Cursing, he hobbles to where his iPhone is charging. He yanks it out of the wall and dials a number. "Mark? Mark? Yeah, it's David. I've just seen the most incredible person for that new role. Get me Sewage Plant Zombie Number Four!!!"

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:07

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

My couch is the futon I slept on in grad school. When I got a real bed I relegated it to couch duty. Very efficient of me if I do say so myself

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

my old good couch didn't fit in the new house so i had to buy one from ikea. its ok and the covers are washable

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:09

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

futons are for animals. I'd rather sleep on an ottoman

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:14

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

wonder if ikea sells flat pack recliners :v:

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:14

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

oh hell la-z-boy is 25% off everything this weekend, maybe it IS time for a new recliner

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:17

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Ciaphas posted:

wonder if ikea sells flat pack recliners

i mean not flatpack 100% but they are modular-ish

we got an entire sectional sofa, 3 flatpack book cases and a bunch of bedding into a Forester just fine

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:18

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

tori what's the catch here because the pricing history looks shady as hell: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/66-Pius-St-APT-304-Pittsburgh-PA-15203/11291826_zpid/?fullpage=true

they're now trying to sell it for less than they bought it for and it's been on the market forever

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:19

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Rex-Goliath posted:

tori what's the catch here because the pricing history looks shady as hell: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/66-Pius-St-APT-304-Pittsburgh-PA-15203/11291826_zpid/?fullpage=true

they're now trying to sell it for less than they bought it for and it's been on the market forever

600 dollar climate control bills

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:19

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

Jonny 290 posted:

i mean not flatpack 100% but they are modular-ish

we got an entire sectional sofa, 3 flatpack book cases and a bunch of bedding into a Forester just fine

however it packs up if i can fit one in the back of a chevy volt i will be truly impressed

then again I did get a freaking mattress home a while ago, so

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

ugh i hate not being there for mardi gras weekend

https://twitter.com/NOLAnews/status/962073077856088064

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:20

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ugh i hate not being there for mardi gras weekend

https://twitter.com/NOLAnews/status/962073077856088064

yeah i bet its a spicy year this round what with the strippers all pissed etc

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:21

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Rex-Goliath posted:

tori what's the catch here because the pricing history looks shady as hell: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/66-Pius-St-APT-304-Pittsburgh-PA-15203/11291826_zpid/?fullpage=true

they're now trying to sell it for less than they bought it for and it's been on the market forever

whats the condo association monthly fees, and how does their maintenance fund balance look

penthouse isnt so hot when they have to put a new roof on lol

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:26

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Jonny 290 posted:

strippers… pissed…

ah, the presidential package as it were

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:26

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

indigi posted:

futons are for animals. I'd rather sleep on an ottoman

Probably half the human population sleeps on a futon or something like one so I'm going to say that if futons don't work for you it's because you're fat rear end who makes them collapse

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:27

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

PCjr sidecar posted:

whats the condo association monthly fees, and how does their maintenance fund balance look

penthouse isnt so hot when they have to put a new roof on lol

those rapid handoffs in the 00s decade look shady too so idk. i feel like it must be haunted or something

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:28

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Sagebrush posted:

Probably half the human population sleeps on a futon

lol

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:30

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

what, just the one futon?

is this one of those xkcd what-ifs

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:34

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

ah, the presidential package as it were

lol

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:35

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Have you hosed your couch yet? Come on, pal. That thing ain't gonna gently caress itself.

sonuds like u need to upgrade

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:40

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

indigi posted:

futons are for animals. I'd rather sleep on an ottoman

i see you've also fought a cat for a futon in a guest room

(the cat always wins, she slept on top of me)

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:42

Glans Dillzig: Nov 23, 2011; knickerbocker expert

Rex-Goliath posted:

those rapid handoffs in the 00s decade look shady too so idk. i feel like it must be haunted or something

100% haunted

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:44

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

i think the shop hosed up my exhaust when they put the fuel tank back in. car runs intermittently louder, seems to rattle when i hit a bump.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:46

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

hobbesmaster posted:

i see you've also fought a cat for a futon in a guest room

(the cat always wins, she slept on top of me)

my cats will curl up next to me in bed. it's cute :3:

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:46

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

my cats will curl up next to me in bed. it's cute

same but my feet and i am not exactly the stillest of all people when i sleep

i dont get it but he loves it

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:49

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Sniep posted:

same but my feet and i am not exactly the stillest of all people when i sleep

i dont get it but he loves it

if you're asleep my mom's cat will play-fight your toes

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:52

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

my cat always wakes me up if I let him in my bedroom by licking my ear

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:53

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

indigi posted:

if you're asleep my mom's cat will play-fight your toes

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:53

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i think the shop hosed up my exhaust when they put the fuel tank back in. car runs intermittently louder, seems to rattle when i hit a bump.

enjoy you're impending carbon monoxide poisoning

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:58

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

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# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:35

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

cjs: the whole office is arguing about the correct pronunciation of "gif"

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:43

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Roosevelt posted:

cjs: the whole office is arguing about the correct pronunciation of "gif"

gif is pronounced with a hard g

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:44

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Captain Foo posted:

gif is pronounced with a hard g

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:44

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Captain Foo posted:

gif is pronounced with a hard g

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:44

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

at this point i've lost track, is "hard g" meant to mean "guh" or "juh"

i think it's guh but i'm tired

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:46

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

assuming it's guh and not juh, then

Captain Foo posted:

gif is pronounced with a hard g

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:46

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Ciaphas posted:

at this point i've lost track, is "hard g" meant to mean "guh" or "juh"

i think it's guh but i'm tired

g as in "graphical interchange format"

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:47

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graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Captain Foo posted:

gif is pronounced with a hard g

wrong

# ? Feb 9, 2018 23:47

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