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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


John Schindler's paywall Twitter account is going great

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/962134680219742208

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

At least it’s not dick pics. Schindler has a knack for those.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

eat poo poo kansas

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race

psydude
Apr 1, 2008


Unsurprising. I really hope someone just reads it into the record. It's only 10 pages.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
They should just hold up each page so it can be clearly seen by news cameras and point out that the president couldn’t even bring himself to read the 10 pages yet felt he knew enough to not release it. Then blame it on a gaff when the Republicans throw their hissy fit.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

:stare: Wow.

Who in the White House does NOT have a history of spousal or sexual abuse?

Barron Trump... maybe?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

air bud rules

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Anybody know where the paperwork for a run for Governor of Kansas is? I've never lived there but this news gives me an idea...

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

CoffeeQaddaffi posted:

Barron Trump... maybe?

I was going for Sarah Hickabee Sanders till I remembered her family.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Soulex posted:

I was going for Sarah Hickabee Sanders till I remembered her family.

So is Sanders the dog's name???

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/962188225312780293

Possibly the best twitter account.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/959539181859950592

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Anybody know where the paperwork for a run for Governor of Kansas is? I've never lived there but this news gives me an idea...

Call (785) 296-4561 and ask for the packet.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
http://thehill.com/policy/international/372772-israeli-police-recommend-indicting-netanyahu-for-corruption-report

BREAKING: Israeli police chiefs have unanimously recommended to the country's attorney general that Prime Minister Benajmin Netanyahu be indicted on corruption charges over a months-long bribery scandal.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Bored As gently caress posted:

http://thehill.com/policy/international/372772-israeli-police-recommend-indicting-netanyahu-for-corruption-report

BREAKING: Israeli police chiefs have unanimously recommended to the country's attorney general that Prime Minister Benajmin Netanyahu be indicted on corruption charges over a months-long bribery scandal.

That's from 3 days ago. Doesn't look like it's happened yet.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Ah poo poo sorry.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

BigDave posted:

:pisstape:

What would happen if it gets released? Ryan holds a press conference, claims that all presidents have had a piss fetish?

McCain passes away the same day and the GOP will be proudly espousing all of his virtues and loudly trumpeting his career before his body is even cold in a (probably successful) attempt at smoke screening the tape.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Lmfao get hosed Lieberman

http://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/372428-joe-lieberman-were-well-beyond-partisanship-our-national-government-has-lost

Joe Lieberman: "If Democrats and Republicans can’t even bear to listen to a president of the other party present his agenda in the temple of our democracy, how can we expect them to collaborate respectfully and productively when trying to find solutions to our most difficult problems?"

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr

Duke Chin posted:

McCain passes away the same day and the GOP will be proudly espousing all of his virtues and loudly trumpeting his career before his body is even cold in a (probably successful) attempt at smoke screening the tape.

Then someone brown or poor or dying in a hospital bed due to poo poo healthcare or maybe a reporter that has a vaguely Hispanic name will post on Twitter that he wasn't really that great and cite his lifestyle, speeches, and voting record. And then Fox News will run rampant that they are so disrespectful for politicizing a politician's death. Cue segue into AntiFa.

Bored As gently caress posted:

Lmfao get hosed Lieberman

http://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/372428-joe-lieberman-were-well-beyond-partisanship-our-national-government-has-lost

Joe Lieberman: "If Democrats and Republicans can’t even bear to listen to a president of the other party present his agenda in the temple of our democracy, how can we expect them to collaborate respectfully and productively when trying to find solutions to our most difficult problems?"

A bloo bloo bloo, people won't listen to this conman's sales pitch!

AkrisD fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Feb 10, 2018

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bored As gently caress posted:

Lmfao get hosed Lieberman

http://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/372428-joe-lieberman-were-well-beyond-partisanship-our-national-government-has-lost

Joe Lieberman: "If Democrats and Republicans can’t even bear to listen to a president of the other party present his agenda in the temple of our democracy, how can we expect them to collaborate respectfully and productively when trying to find solutions to our most difficult problems?"

:member: when the insurance industry paid him to kill the public option? burn in hell joe.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/962348958264651776

no projection here, no-sir-ee

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bored As gently caress posted:

Joe Lieberman: "If Democrats and Republicans can’t even bear to listen to a president of the other party present his agenda in the temple of our democracy, how can we expect them to collaborate respectfully and productively when trying to find solutions to our most difficult problems?"

Stopped clocked twice a day, etc.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bored As gently caress posted:

Lmfao get hosed Lieberman

http://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/372428-joe-lieberman-were-well-beyond-partisanship-our-national-government-has-lost

Joe Lieberman: "If Democrats and Republicans can’t even bear to listen to a president of the other party present his agenda in the temple of our democracy, how can we expect them to collaborate respectfully and productively when trying to find solutions to our most difficult problems?"

I loving hate Lieberman, always have and I'm remarkably proud of this fact

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

shyduck posted:

no projection here, no-sir-ee

He's tweeting like crazy this morning because it's raining in DC and he can't go golfing.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Just waiting for a series of tweets extolling the virtues of the pre-nup at this point.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



A more passioned defense of white wife beaters than denouncement of alt-right neo-Nazis

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I think when people are saying 'hail Trump, hail victory', 'blood and soil, jews will not replace us' and marching with (tiki) torches we can just drop the neo- part and call them old school nazis.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Iranian troops in Syria shot down an Israeli F-16 after it attacked one of their drones. Both pilots ejected and landed in Israel, one severly injured.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/02/israel-shot-iranian-drone-syria-180210053946323.html

"Al Jazeera's Khodr said Israel has been warning of late of increased Iranian involvement along its border in Syria and Lebanon.

"First they said they would not allow weapons to reach Hezbollah - the Lebanese armed Shia group [from Iran through Syrian territory]. And as of late, the Israelis have been saying that they won't allow to set up permanent bases in Syria," she said.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been to Russia's capital Moscow and clearly the Russians have given him a green light to use the Syrian airspace, she said."

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Thank God America has a solid politician at the helm to keep this from going very bad places very fast.

Oh wait no they're screwed and nobody is risen to take up the mantle of World Police yet.

Hopefully the civilization that rises from the ashes of this one is cool.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

I wouldnt count on it. Dolphins are super rapey.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

MRC48B posted:

I wouldnt count on it. Dolphins are super rapey.

The accepted term is "modern Presidential"

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Personally I'm hoping either the parrots or the octopi take over once we're gone

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
A reminder that everyone else is as dumb as us:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43003740

quote:

Russian security officers have arrested several scientists working at a top-secret Russian nuclear warhead facility for allegedly mining crypto-currencies.
The suspects had tried to use one of Russia's most powerful supercomputers to mine Bitcoins, media reports say.
The Federal Nuclear Centre in Sarov, western Russia, is a restricted area.
The centre's press service said: "There has been an unsanctioned attempt to use computer facilities for private purposes including so-called mining."
The supercomputer was not supposed to be connected to the internet - to prevent intrusion - and once the scientists attempted to do so, the nuclear centre's security department was alerted. They were handed over to the Federal Security Service (FSB), the Russian news service Mash says.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Stultus Maximus posted:

A reminder that everyone else is as dumb as us:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43003740

loving :lol:

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

A reminder that everyone else is as dumb as us:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43003740

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read.
Connecting defense networks to the wider net, and specifically the woefully compromised crypto ecosystem is hilarious.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

lol that reveal at the end

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Zeris posted:

lol that reveal at the end

https://twitter.com/DerekRife/status/962383441449902080

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Stultus Maximus posted:

A reminder that everyone else is as dumb as us:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43003740

Honestly it really is important to keep in mind that we're all human and no matter how dumb and bad things get here they're often as bad or worse almost everywhere else!

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


I will not bear somebody besmirching Rawhide Kobayashi like that

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stultus Maximus posted:

A reminder that everyone else is as dumb as us:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43003740

Thank god for good news

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