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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

trainwreck was p. funny

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

bengy81 posted:

Hi, here is my annual reminder that you goons should apply or donate to Veterans to Farmers. They just announced classes for the year and have their application up.

http://www.veteranstofarmers.org/contact-us/how-to-apply/

Thanks. I might look into this. I have been debating getting into the industry.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
^That would actually be really cool to attend. Two states away, though. And there's no water here anyway.

Woof Blitzer posted:

kidsexchange.com

Which way is this supposed to not be horrible?

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Soulex posted:

Thanks. I might look into this. I have been debating getting into the industry.

They are chill rear end dudes, I applied and was accepted a few years back, but couldn’t do it because of work commitments. If you get VA funbux or have a flexible schedule it would totally be worth doing.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

trainwreck was p. funny

She's funny, but Judd Apatow movies are just the same loving thing every movie

1. Write half the dialogue. Or just write a scene summary!
2. Ad lib everything else, including five minutes of jokes
3. Do several takes so you can edit in more jokes and run the one somewhat funny joke into the ground
4. Repeat for 40 scenes
5. Print money because women wanna watch rom coms instead of fury road again

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The only movies he's directed that I've seen were Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin. I did like most of the stoner comedies he wrote, though. I think Anchorman 2 might've been a turning point. :/

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Apatow has a lot of material. Chances are you've seen more than two of his movies.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

I repeat:

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

Please rename gip to katzenklavier shim.

Schumer made it bigtime, so did Chappelle.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Apatow has a lot of material. Chances are you've seen more than two of his movies.

His directorial list is surprisingly short.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I made steak and garlic mashed potatoes tonight and my gf made these ridiculous chocolate chip cookies.

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

holocaust bloopers posted:

I made steak and garlic mashed potatoes tonight and my gf made these ridiculous chocolate chip cookies.


Post the recipe.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Chocolate chip cookies are like bacon. Everyone has a preference. I like crispy cookies that are thin. This doesn’t mean I hate thick cookies.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

rifles posted:

Post the recipe.

She grabbed it from this Munchies video.
https://youtu.be/c6wINALtTvs

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if i was gonna die and get a last meal it's be steak and garlic mashed potatoes

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I think I'd want one more taste of delicious long pork

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Might as well try human I guess

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Cookies should always be chewy

loving fight me

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if i was gonna die and get a last meal it's be steak and garlic mashed potatoes

This. But they would Army the gently caress out of it.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if i was gonna die and get a last meal it's be steak and garlic mashed potatoes

Mine would be a chinese buffet and I would live forever.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Soulex posted:

Chocolate chip cookies are like bacon. Everyone has a preference. I like crispy cookies that are thin. This doesn’t mean I hate thick cookies.

The gently caress

Chewy and half raw is the only way to go. Nearly burnt cookies are the next best thing to inedible :(.

I grew up eating cookie dough baking with my mother though

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Finally getting some goddamn snow, at least more than a dusting. Maybe 3-4 inches today. Gonna order pizza later and sit on my rear end.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

The Iron Rose posted:

The gently caress

Chewy and half raw is the only way to go. Nearly burnt cookies are the next best thing to inedible :(.

I grew up eating cookie dough baking with my mother though

Same same. I don't get people that don't like chewy cookies.

There's a bakery here in TO called "Le Gourmand" which makes the most insanely good chocolate chip cookies gently caress I want one now.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

MA-Horus posted:

Same same. I don't get people that don't like chewy cookies.

There's a bakery here in TO called "Le Gourmand" which makes the most insanely good chocolate chip cookies gently caress I want one now.

What the hell


I'm literally going there today. Never had their cookies before though so will give a try

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Cookies should always be chewy

loving fight me

Chewy chocolate chip cookies are great. Other cookies have their own characteristics and not all of them are chewy.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

The Iron Rose posted:

What the hell


I'm literally going there today. Never had their cookies before though so will give a try

Yesssss

do it.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Stultus Maximus posted:

Chewy chocolate chip cookies are great. Other cookies have their own characteristics and not all of them are chewy.

Chewy chocolate chip walnut cookies.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Foot of snow in the ground?

It’s a good day for chili.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Oh ya the aforementioned steak and potatoes. Seared in a cast iron pan then finished off in the oven for 15 min.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

Oh ya the aforementioned steak and potatoes. Seared in a cast iron pan then finished off in the oven for 15 min.


JFC :stare:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
If she drinks your pee after that, she's a keeper

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zeris posted:

If she drinks your pee after that, she's a keeper

That’s the special sauce.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Oh ya the aforementioned steak and potatoes. Seared in a cast iron pan then finished off in the oven for 15 min.


Niice

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Watching Dirty Money and I'm on the pay day lending episode, holy poo poo. gently caress those people. I think what's even more infurating is the cutesy way they try to play off misleading customers as people not taking personal responsibility.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I just applied for a job for the first time in close to 15 years.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

I just applied for a job for the first time in close to 15 years.

What happened to the Taco Truck?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
He let 13 inch dick near it so now all the paint is peeling off from weapons grade farts and socks keep appearing in burritos

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Taco Truck is still running, but my back and knee aren’t holding up to the work. I’ve got a 130lbs generator i pick up and move every day plus the monstrous clutch hurts my knee every time I engage it. It’s just too much work for not near enough money. I’ll probably still work the truck part time even if I do get this adjunct spot.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
im still massively confused by the voc rehab chain of events
mr nice: i have temrinal ballpain. i want to run a taco truck and raw dog divorcees in florida but i need a law degree
voc rehab counselor: okay. here is $200k to get a law degree from fsu or uf or whereever. also, enjoy a vasectomy on the house.
mr nice: okay i have graduated and now im running a taco truck. i never took the bar exam.

why aren't you practicing law or working in compliance at a bank or something....

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
/\ the taco truck seems like a play taken from my book of stupid decisions. I'm pretty sure that car accident in a Geo didn't help one bit either though.


Truck clutches are no joke, but you're supposed to learn to rev match and shift without disengaging the clutch. Especially if it's a diesel. And your generator issue can probably be solved with a harbor freight winch and some locking casters.

But cooking is stressful, and I imagine trying to run it yourself as the owner is a series of ulcers. Best of luck, man.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Get the loving winch instead of the hand crank. I made this mistake for lifting the hard top off my jeep and I wish I'd have dropped the extra $50 or whatever.

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