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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bonzo posted:

can I taste your juice?

My rear end is wore the gently caress out

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EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Vodka, straight up! Thank yewwww!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTrVFc18Ts

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

Today I spent about two hours listening to Baba Booey songs.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

BurtLington posted:

Today I spent about two hours listening to Baba Booey songs.

We speak your name.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
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BurtLington posted:

Today I spent about two hours listening to Baba Booey songs.

Ya go take another hairbrush in your rear end

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

clambake
Aug 30, 2007
How you doin'?

I’m doin’ pretty good. Hey, I’m calling about the ad you had in the paper for the porno movies.

Yeah, I’d kinda like to find out what you got there before I drive into town.

Can you kind of maybe tell me some of the titles there, er? A black? Ah hold on, who’s in Pretty Black Pussy Lickers? Is. What do the pictures look like? are the guys on the pictures on the cover or? Ah, the come shot, er? Are any of the girls faces covered er? Is it in her eye, er, is it covered, er?

Huh, now this is gonna sound like an odd question, but how do the peckers look on the cover of some of these movies? Like how big would you say? I collect movies with… there’s certain guys that have curved peckers. Are any of them curved? Mmmm, ‘cause I pay good top dollar for a curve. So, so you’ve seen those huh?

Oh, you have Strokin’ my Colon?

Oh, cause I have part 4, I never had the original one. What’s happens in One? Could you kind of tell me what goes on there?

Oh, they’re fuckin’ a machine, er? Oh, and then what do they do with it? Oh, that’s pretty cool, ‘cause they do that, they do something kind of similar in part 4, the one I have. They do some weird poo poo in there, the guys actually, they come on a dog and then a woman combs the come out of the fur and drinks it after it’s combed out of the dogs fur.

Oh, you’re into that, huh? Well, we might have to do a little tape tradin’, huh?

Yeah, me too, me too. Curved peckers is really what I kind of like.

Uh huh, I saw one, I saw one this crazy son of a bitch had where the guy got oral from a catfish. Nope, I swear, his buddy, fishing buddy, they caught a catfish and then the catfish, they put uhh catfish food on the end of his pecker, he had a curved pecker, and then the catfish, you know, he went to eat the catfish food and uh the goddamn thing bit down and got stuck on there for a while but the guy was into it and stuff and, and it didn’t let go until the other guy, his fishing buddy, stuck his pecker in the catfishes rear end.

Yeahhh, hell yeah.

Yeah, you want that? Heh-heh.

And I got another one where the guy is bouncing on a trampoline and then he shits and knocks the poo poo off the trampoline into the girl’s face.

Yeah, it’s weird, but it’s pretty erotic too.

OK, great. Thank you very much.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8GabhFUilM

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007


"Grandpa's with us."

"Yeah hah! Yeah, eat me."

"Good to see you pal."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, drop dead."

Love it.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Memet is turning into the new KC. He's going to be dismantling computers and cutting himself over bibles before you know it.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

I tuned in while they were playing those David Bowie tributes - is that a special on Sirius or something? It sounds great. I didn't catch the whole segment.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Smeep posted:

I tuned in while they were playing those David Bowie tributes - is that a special on Sirius or something? It sounds great. I didn't catch the whole segment.

Yes, it's a special on H100 (or H101?), and I believe it airs tonight.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

Yes, it's a special on H100 (or H101?), and I believe it airs tonight.

Tonight at 10:00 pm. The only original programming the station has had in years, other that Fitzdog Radio (some how?)

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Former Human posted:

Memet is turning into the new KC. He's going to be dismantling computers and cutting himself over bibles before you know it.

Would have loved to see him and Artie go at it.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
rub your smurf cock on the phone! gently caress me, midget!

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
How 'bout that weather? Its pretty HOT out there!

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
The barometric pressure.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I have a Pokemon question?

My favorite Pokemon is Squirtle.

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

Big Bob Pataki posted:

The barometric pressure.

Measures crop yield..

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

BurtLington posted:

Measures crop yield..

Measures sperm count... huh?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Thanks for dropping by. See you later poo poo head.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Thanks, take care buddy. Go gently caress yourself.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Remember folks, Mantra plus Yantra equals Tantra. Oh I see we have a caller.

HI Paula!!

Oh its Rusty!, Hi Rusty!!

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Eric what if the model is distraught and crying and begging you to leave. Would you still force her to live with you?

...I guess...not

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Hey Johnny... did you see that poster who... kept posting Baba Booey in the... Stern show thread?

Find that guy, his name is Immortal Anime

You know what to do...

You know...what to do...

Just find him...

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I just finished catching up with last week's shows... Holy poo poo, Mehmet just does NOT know when to quit. He is delusional, crazy as a homeless person. I want to hate him, but the sheer pity is becoming overwhelming.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Squashy Nipples posted:

I just finished catching up with last week's shows... Holy poo poo, Mehmet just does NOT know when to quit. He is delusional, crazy as a homeless person. I want to hate him, but the sheer pity is becoming overwhelming.

You realize he's trolling, right? He's been doubling down for awhile, a lot of it to gently caress with Brent. I really hope he beats Brent in the IQ test because the ballbusting will be relentless.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Crotch Bat posted:

You realize he's trolling, right? He's been doubling down for awhile, a lot of it to gently caress with Brent. I really hope he beats Brent in the IQ test because the ballbusting will be relentless.

I haven't looked forward to a bit in very long time. Itll be great no matter which one wins.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Crotch Bat posted:

You realize he's trolling, right? He's been doubling down for awhile, a lot of it to gently caress with Brent. I really hope he beats Brent in the IQ test because the ballbusting will be relentless.

He's trolling when he tells people to kiss his boot and uhhhh things of that nature, but him crying and running out of the studio is hardly trolling unless he's trolling himself.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I would be stunned if he is not trolling now. He failed at his first runs on air, but I think Sal is coaching him at this point. You hear his voice more and more in bits and he clearly is hitting it hard to make an impact before the show is potentially gone in under 3 years. He has nothing to lose, so he is pushing the staff to get that air time.

But why are we skipping the big story... Ronnie finally admitted to getting hosed with a strap-on (and later anal beads). The show didn't just skip by it just yet, but holy crap.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Former Human posted:

He's trolling when he tells people to kiss his boot and uhhhh things of that nature, but him crying and running out of the studio is hardly trolling unless he's trolling himself.

His meltdown and whatnot were totally real but I think he re-evaluated his approach when he's on the air to a degree and now he has Brent to bounce off stuff so most of what you hear is just a shitload of trolling.

He's still annoying and insecure but I dislike Brent way more so I'm fine with it since it involves loving with him.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I dunno, maybe I'm just a mark, but when I hear Mehmet going off, I hear all shoot and no work.

Maybe he is get riled up outside the studio, people whispering in his ear, but I feel like he totally believes all the batshit stuff he says.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Lifespan posted:

But why are we skipping the big story... Ronnie finally admitted to getting hosed with a strap-on (and later anal beads). The show didn't just skip by it just yet, but holy crap.

Howard feels uncomfortable talking about his fantasies on air.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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