MariusLecter posted:

MariusLecter posted:

Shrapnig posted:

:randacondaemote:

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I was going to say I'd eat that but then I noticed the fish sauce. I'd rather take a bite of the mold ham than try something with that in it again.

EoinCannon posted:

So no Thai or Vietnamese food? More for the rest of us I guess

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I was going to say I'd eat that but then I noticed the fish sauce. I'd rather take a bite of the mold ham than try something with that in it again.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Have at it friend.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

This falls under the food fads, not AFP.

http://getblk.com/
(warning, will auto-play a video)

You mean to say you've developed water with 0 calories, carbs, sugars, additives or dyes? That's kosher, gluten free, and contains no GMOs? Get the gently caress out! How much do I have to pay for this miracle beverage?! I mean, it's not like this stuff just, I dunno, falls from the sky.

$30+ per 12 pack

Also, at these bits in their FAQ:



So, no additives or dyes, except for the loving dirt that we put in it that'll make you look like a meth head unless you brush right after drinking it.

There's just too much insanity about this product for one post; every new page I click on makes me weep for humanity a little more --- wait, maybe I should bottle those tears and sell it as free-range, single-source, fat-free "JacquelineDempsey's Lachrymose Liquid".
_{*not halal; may contain trace amounts of alcohol by-product}

Haifisch posted:

smdh if you're not adding butter to your drink.

Randaconda posted:

JacquelineDempsey posted:

This falls under the food fads, not AFP.

http://getblk.com/
(warning, will auto-play a video)

You mean to say you've developed water with 0 calories, carbs, sugars, additives or dyes? That's kosher, gluten free, and contains no GMOs? Get the gently caress out! How much do I have to pay for this miracle beverage?! I mean, it's not like this stuff just, I dunno, falls from the sky.

$30+ per 12 pack

Also, at these bits in their FAQ:



So, no additives or dyes, except for the loving dirt that we put in it that'll make you look like a meth head unless you brush right after drinking it.

There's just too much insanity about this product for one post; every new page I click on makes me weep for humanity a little more --- wait, maybe I should bottle those tears and sell it as free-range, single-source, fat-free "JacquelineDempsey's Lachrymose Liquid".
_{*not halal; may contain trace amounts of alcohol by-product}

Samizdata posted:

And the flavor "infused" varieties like Black Lemonade. Also saw a taste test on YT a bit back and it appears to have no discernable flavor, good or bad.

quote:

So, Jacqueline, you say your water is yellow because of it's unique, all natural additional ingredients? Organically and ethically sourced? More so, you say you can trace all the ingredients back to source?

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Yeah, when i was looking at their line and saw that it actually came in different flavors, I got all "the gently caress you talking about, no additives my rear end"


I can't say it's gluten-free, as I work in a place that specializes in biscuits and literally get so covered in flour to any body part that has moisture --- including my tear ducts --- that it looks like I used white eyeliner/mascara by the end of shift, even if I'm working fry and not biscuits. I guess it's ethically sourced since they pay me okay, and my manager treats me like gold. I'll happily provide you or the FDA with the back source on ingredients. (jesus, y'all weren't kidding about Stockholm Syndrome)

edit: crap, thought I was in the industry thread for a hot minute there. Well, enjoy anyways, AFP!

Samizdata posted:

[actually laughing out loud IRL]

Glad to hear the new gig is working so well for you, BTW, speaking of the industry thread!

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I was going to say I'd eat that but then I noticed the fish sauce. I'd rather take a bite of the mold ham than try something with that in it again.

Nighthand posted:

That tuna mess reminded me that growing up my dad (who was a stay-at-home parent while mom worked) would cook us various dinners on the nights he didn't make mom do it or have her bring home fast food. Hamburgers cooked well done with a chunk of velveeta melted on top, BBQ pork chops also cooked to leather, etc.

One such "meal" was a "tuna casserole" that was basically egg noodles mixed with a can of drained tuna, cooked in butter, with a bit of salt and pepper. That's it, that's what we had for dinner what night. God, some of the things we ate growing up...

JacquelineDempsey posted:

blk.

LordSaturn posted:

this horse is real dead by now but let me tell you about selling a beverage called "black water" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_(waste)

JacquelineDempsey posted:

This falls under the food fads, not AFP.

http://getblk.com/
(warning, will auto-play a video)

You mean to say you've developed water with 0 calories, carbs, sugars, additives or dyes? That's kosher, gluten free, and contains no GMOs? Get the gently caress out! How much do I have to pay for this miracle beverage?! I mean, it's not like this stuff just, I dunno, falls from the sky.

$30+ per 12 pack

Also, at these bits in their FAQ:



So, no additives or dyes, except for the loving dirt that we put in it that'll make you look like a meth head unless you brush right after drinking it.

There's just too much insanity about this product for one post; every new page I click on makes me weep for humanity a little more --- wait, maybe I should bottle those tears and sell it as free-range, single-source, fat-free "JacquelineDempsey's Lachrymose Liquid".
_{*not halal; may contain trace amounts of alcohol by-product}

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My students bought some off Taobao last year. It's cooler as a concept than in reality. In reality, it was a bit gross.

Ziv Zulander posted:

How is it cool as a concept? It's water with charcoal added for color.

bike tory posted:

How do they get away with claiming it has no dyes when they dye it black?

drrockso20 posted:

I've been meaning to ask Rand, how do you feel about having at least two official emotes based on you?

MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/jupin/status/962169125337526272

MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/jupin/status/962169125337526272

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean, to be fair, the bulk of the votes probably come from the kind of person who follows a salad dressing on Twitter.

Tashilicious posted:

So, Americans?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

What a creative joke!

Tashilicious posted:

So, Americans?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean, to be fair, the bulk of the votes probably come from the kind of person who follows a salad dressing on Twitter.

fizzymercy posted:

Not all Americans! Ranch dressing falls under the subheading of mayonnaise and is therefore completely gross. Putting it on pizza baffles and confuses me, a redneck Texan. Ranch on pizza is such an epidemic here our local pizza joint offers it as a base sauce for pizza. Hot ranch with pepperoni grease, yum.

LifeSunDeath posted:

as a non-redneck texan, it grosses me out but does not baffle me, it's about fat people needing MOAR FLAVOUR!

fizzymercy posted:

Not all Americans! Ranch dressing falls under the subheading of mayonnaise and is therefore completely gross. Putting it on pizza baffles and confuses me, a redneck Texan. Ranch on pizza is such an epidemic here our local pizza joint offers it as a base sauce for pizza. Hot ranch with pepperoni grease, yum.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mayo is eggs and oil. Ranch is dairy (and also oil for the commercial varieties, but.) You're way off.