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SomethingJones posted:Frankfurt Physics Programmer vacancy posted Jan 16 2018 Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going?
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MoMA cat feisty https://i.imgur.com/zRNpDkG.gifv
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Ya, you stupid loving retards. You really think any of that poo poo is true? Wow you guys are SO dumb. Let me show you how dumb you assholes are. Let me show you right now with this thing I'm about to type. You kids are going to be so mad when I totally own you with the thing that I type that proves how dumb everyone in this thread is except for me.ManofManyAliases posted:they're still able to pull in 170m+
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Feb 12, 2018 04:36
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Don't know if I'd describe the their physics engine as 'still going'.
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Feb 12, 2018 04:37
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Also, I think we've been shitposting about all the people leaving CIG for longer than 3 years. When did Wingman's Hangar end?
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Feb 12, 2018 04:39
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thatguy posted:Also, I think we've been shitposting about all the people leaving CIG for longer than 3 years. When did Wingman's Hangar end? So you called it?
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Feb 12, 2018 04:54
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Pixelate posted:
It’s weird but the gun looks like it’s being animated by somebody who’s never shot a gun before or have even bothered to watch a video of people shooting guns before. Extra points if this is a laser pistol (I have no clue what it is).
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Feb 12, 2018 05:05
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AngryMoMa so mad that he got taken for a ride by Chris Roberts. Don't worry, buddy! You hust gotta believe, stay strong, keep the faith! I hear that technique is working wonders against vaccines!
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Feb 12, 2018 05:07
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Why the hell does the jaw jerk up when the gun fires?
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Feb 12, 2018 05:07
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The Titanic posted:It’s weird but the gun looks like it’s being animated by somebody who’s never shot a gun before or have even bothered to watch a video of people shooting guns before. Pretty sure its a laser pistol but everyone knows Shootgun.velocity arm.recoil = -12i [i is a secret value found in body.skeleton parameters 2,751 lines above]
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Feb 12, 2018 05:10
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Pharohman777 posted:Why the hell does the jaw jerk up when the gun fires? As a shootmans I can tell you, you always clench when you parp
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Beet Wagon posted:So, the best thing about all this "No we're talking about current mechanics!" flailing is that nobody is asking the insanely obvious question that shines light on the lie: "Why would you be discussing the current mechanics for taking ownership of a ship, when there A) aren't any and B) never have been any and C) wasn't supposed to be any yet?" The farce of Star Citizen at the core level involves telling a story that is a half truth or half lie, or full lie, that explains a story of “already in the game” or “almost done/getting polish”. Here’s your chart: Half-Lie: “it’s already in the game” Full-Lie: “it’s coming and right around the corner” This savage method of combat marketing has netted them a boatload of money and questionable good will amongst non-indoctrinated viewers. The almost insane level of astroturfing and social media marketing has certainly helped mask the half truths with incredible hype.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:14
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? Shut up, Erris.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:15
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Pharohman777 posted:Why the hell does the jaw jerk up when the gun fires? it's like a 'gritty' action movie.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:16
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Paarp Fiction
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? They have incredibly successful guerrilla marketing tactics and astroturfing to social media all over. They fill their feeds with stuff that’s not “entirely” true, and enough things to make it seem like not only is the product fully released but also something people have been playing for ages (the amusing “remember when’s” and such). They have things they can show “for real” footage of but instead opt to photoshop something fake together, like ships landed at planets. They show things for mechanics that are years away (tanks?!) and sell it (land?!) acting like its real and here now. Other things people expect to exist simply don’t (female avatars). I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen good old “Mark Hamill in a space suit looking into the distance in a hangar bay rendered in maya as a twelve billion polygon character” passed off as “in game footage”. Even in their new site this picture is still hugely featured and it’s like 3+ years old. They have 170M because their marketing tactic is based on half truths, lies, redirection, misinformation, and probably the best one: information overload. All mixed together simultaneously so the narrative is confusing, difficult to track, and also able to be weaponized by the astroturfing companies. They don’t have 170M because they made a good product people enjoy playing and want to buy.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? Haha look at this assclown. I posted about this in my last blog, which you can also read on my tweets, and I posted it in Discord for everyone to see again. Wait til you see what's next. Just wait. Wait for it. Just wait for these assclowns to see what comes next. e: seriously though, you're right about one thing. It's been like 3 years. And there's no game. And if you think boatloads of money is a solution to every problem, I've got a bridge to sell you. Propagandist fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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Feb 12, 2018 05:31
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Propagandist posted:Haha look at this assclown. I posted about this in my last blog, which you can also read on my tweets, and I posted it in Discord for everyone to see again. Wait til you see what's next. Just wait. Wait for it. Just wait for these assclowns to see what comes next. Don’t keep me waiting!  I got up to tweet 46,788/57,659 and then you paused the blog just as it was getting exciting!
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Feb 12, 2018 05:35
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Beet Wagon posted:So, the best thing about all this "No we're talking about current mechanics!" flailing is that nobody is asking the insanely obvious question that shines light on the lie: "Why would you be discussing the current mechanics for taking ownership of a ship, when there A) aren't any and B) never have been any and C) wasn't supposed to be any yet?" Lando is basically hosed, he took questions from the forum, put them directly to the devs and the community didn't like the answers. So now he has to take the same exact question and put it to Parpy, who rolls out DREAMS to calm everyone down. Anyway, the way they are going about the stolen ships thing is the best it's ever going to work in a session based engine requiring rolling restarts with their GIM process hanging on to whatever it can between sessions. The dev who originally answered the question was being entirely honest.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:52
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thatguy posted:Ya, you stupid loving retards. You really think any of that poo poo is true? Wow you guys are SO dumb. Let me show you how dumb you assholes are. Let me show you right now with this thing I'm about to type. You kids are going to be so mad when I totally own you with the thing that I type that proves how dumb everyone in this thread is except for me. Your post has woke me. How could I have been such a fool?
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Feb 12, 2018 05:56
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? Well it's mainly been goings since about 6 months ago. Perhaps if someone quite important to CIG was to suddenly quit in the next few weeks you might start asking them some hard questions, or you can just listen to Todd Parpy, up to you.
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Current Frankfurt Vacancies: Senior Producer Feb 8, 2018 Producer Jan 16, 2018 Senior Tools Programmer January 16, 2018 Senior Game/Animation Programmer January 16, 2018 Senior Engine Programmer January 16, 2018 Senior Game/AI Programmer January 16, 2018 Senior Game Programmer January 16, 2018 Physics Programmer January 16, 2018 Lead Gameplay Programmer January 18, 2018 Gameplay Programmer January 29, 2018 Senior Systems Designer January 15, 2018 Level Designer January 16, 2018 Lighting Artist January 16, 2018 Senior Environment Artist January 16, 2018 Real-Time VFX Artist January 15, 2018 Senior Lighting Artist January 16, 2018 Senior Animator January 16, 2018 Animator January 16, 2018 Senior Facial Animator January 11, 2018
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Feb 12, 2018 06:27
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SomethingJones posted:Current Frankfurt Vacancies: game is coming out real soon, everyone
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Pharohman777 posted:Why the hell does the jaw jerk up when the gun fires?  You gotta brace yourself for that furious Laser Kick...
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Feb 12, 2018 06:34
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? Confirming that reading comprehension is not your forte. What does them bleeding personnel have to do with them scamming 170m+ dollars (or so they say) out of nerds? Nothing, What does it have to do with them still being able to run their scam? Nothing. Read. Comprehend. Parp.
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Feb 12, 2018 06:46
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SomethingJones posted:Current Frankfurt Vacancies: Well, at least they are not missing Junior-level employees.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? Hi Dolvak
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G0RF posted:
This is the most brazen imagineering I've ever seen Let's just throw all these big names out at you to get the dreams flowing
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Feb 12, 2018 06:55
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Pharohman777 posted:Why the hell does the jaw jerk up when the gun fires? SomethingJones posted:Senior Facial
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ManofManyAliases posted:Such a load of poo poo. Confirming what? That for 3 years, you guys spew poo poo about the comings and goings of CIG and they're still able to pull in 170m+, still running their business - still going? Yo, I gotta ask - what is your endgame? Like what is the goal here. Mocking the stupidity of the development of this project is amusing and passes the time. What harm can come from a dead gay comedy forum mocking a game behind a paywall? What do you gain from defending it? Presumably you aren't paid to sit there and defend croberts honor, nor are you an employee of the company. Do you think that by defending them you can get more people to spend money? Do you think anyone that actually reads this thread is likely going to spend any more money on SC? As a customer, wouldn't it make sense to be critical of the people that have claimed so many things that ended up being demonstrably false? Why is it that when people mock or comment on what you believe to be the magnum opus of gaming you attack them instead of their argument?
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SomethingJones posted:Zyl Goliat posted this over on FDev gah drat that's a good post.
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Phi230 posted:This is the most brazen imagineering I've ever seen  There is one name bigger than all of them... His name is Chris Roberts... His game is Star Citizen... His time is now.
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Virtual Captain posted:What do you mean you haven't figured out the hoops for keeping stolen ships Papy? Have you already forgotten about faking hull IDs? You seem confused for someone who is supposedly a Design Director. This whole thing is so beyond a scam it really does defy belief at this point. Papy, you're really hosed up dude.
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Feb 12, 2018 07:05
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I am a backer! and backers just belieeeeeveeee!
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Feb 12, 2018 07:05
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Strike Suit Zero was be a better game than this will ever be. I need to replay that one of these days.
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Feb 12, 2018 07:14
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The Titanic posted:They have incredibly successful guerrilla marketing tactics and astroturfing to social media all over. It's so brazen that some people are initially taken in because every other time they've seen a fancy website advertising a video game there actually was an associated video game. It works great for the true believers too, as I can't count the number of time's I've seen "how can it be a scam when they release videos every week?" or "how can it be a scam when they went to gamescom?" in defense of their little shitpile. It's all ancillary to an actual game though. I think at one point Roberts was totally doing to cargo-cult thing when he wanted an overdesigned Ion Storm office, but now it's all in furtherance of the scam. If you photograph yourself with eggs and butter and sugar and utensils, most people will assume you're really making a cake, even when you've been claiming it's in the oven for a suspiciously long time.
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Feb 12, 2018 07:16
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I think that if MoMA just lashes out enough Star Citizen will come out and be good.
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Feb 12, 2018 07:18
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Is it just me, or does CIG seem to be keeping its head down a bit since the lawsuit news broke? It seems like we had a hilarious new disaster every week previous to that. Are we at the point, now, where we just spin our wheels for nine months or so, until there’s some sort of lawsuit news?
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