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Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
The new Xenophon party isn't it?

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Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Starshark posted:

Someone tell me who SAB are because my idiot brain can't think of it.
South Australia Best - Aka Nick Xenophon Team.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
SA Best

Or demand for Saab cars has peaked again. Finally.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Thanks.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
A dozen more stories came out showing corruption and bad stories - he'll be gone by Friday.

He won't resign from Parliament, pity.

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
SAB? More like :sad:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/MarkThomas6528/status/963334918662111232

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

hiddenmovement posted:

Christensen is 10 years younger and in theory, could lose weight. He's way more of a catch then Barny.

Also his name isn't Barny

She's also a repressed trans-lesbian with a femme-domme kink so that probably won't fly with their base when it eventually boils over

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Anidav posted:

Deputy Prime Minister George Christensen

Deputy Prime minister Michaela Cash

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Box of Bunnies posted:

She's also a repressed trans-lesbian with a femme-domme kink so that probably won't fly with their base when it eventually boils over

There's wishful thinking and then there's "George Christensen will transition and come out as a lesbian domme"-thinking

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Out of interest, what did Team Xenophon get in return this time for allowing the expansion of the cashless welfare card?

They get to poo poo on poor people which is all Xenophon really wants

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And just when I thought ausgoons were reaching their limits of depravity.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
How many more adults do we need to see take charge before the next election?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Box of Bunnies posted:

She's also a repressed trans-lesbian with a femme-domme kink so that probably won't fly with their base when it eventually boils over

weird thoughts

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

MysticalMachineGun posted:

There's wishful thinking and then there's "George Christensen will transition and come out as a lesbian domme"-thinking

Milky Moor posted:

weird thoughts


I mean...

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
There's a man who isn't afraid of a pie.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Kieran_Gilbert/status/963336817603895296

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Oh, I'm with you but George Christensen is also omega-level repressed

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

gently caress, I can't keep up - let me go back a few pages ....


quote:

Outspoken Queensland Nationals senator Barry O’Sullivan has declared Barnaby Joyce a “once-in-a-generation type of politician” who remains a big asset to the Nationals despite the sharp grassroots reaction to his affair with his former staffer.

With some Nationals reeling from the backlash to the revelations amid speculation about Joyce’s future, O’Sullivan went on the front foot on Monday night.

“We’ve not seen any government that has done more for the bush than this one, with Barnaby Joyce as deputy prime minister,” he told the Conversation.

“I don’t want to lose one of the best politicians we’ve had in my lifetime. Are you going to shoot your best horse because he jumped the fence and was found in the neighbour’s paddock?”

LOL

bigis
Jun 21, 2006

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Comstar posted:

A dozen more stories came out showing corruption and bad stories - he'll be gone by Friday.

He won't resign from Parliament, pity.

He could have weathered the infidelity. He could have spun the corruption. He could even have bravely ignored the sexual assault allegations.

But all three? Nope.


The only question now is who he takes down with him. I'm hoping Turnbull.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

He could have weathered the infidelity. He could have spun the corruption. He could even have bravely ignored the sexual assault allegations.

But all three? Nope.


The only question now is who he takes down with him. I'm hoping Turnbull.

I'm hoping Australia.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

hooman posted:

I'm hoping Australia.

:same:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

hoisted by our own beetards

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
If only he had beet off instead.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Sheep in the streets
Beet in the sheets

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
The betoota advocate is missing a great opportunity to start a non-satirical spinoff called the 'beet rooter advocate' where they focus on exposing hypocrisy and corruption in parliament.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Periphery posted:

The betoota advocate is missing a great opportunity to start a non-satirical spinoff called the 'beet rooter advocate' where they focus on exposing hypocrisy and corruption in parliament.

https://twitter.com/savillj013/status/963360455522570245

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
poo poo, they're onto my plans to start a 'SS SSSS' restaurant chain. (I only had an S stencil)

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/wrongdorey/status/963365914627391488

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
I mean sure, he appears to be trying to read her phone on the sly, but never let the truth get in the way of a good front page sledging, tele :allears:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

give that photographer a pulitzer god drat

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Erection now

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

BBJoey posted:

give that photographer a pulitzer god drat


An animated .gif of this flashing to Vikki's thighs and back again would probably make a pretty great avatar.

DancingShade fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Feb 13, 2018

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Don Dongington posted:

I mean sure, he appears to be trying to read her phone on the sly, but never let the truth get in the way of a good front page sledging, tele :allears:

The Barnaby defender has logged on

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
I mean sure I did call him a loving tomato golem about a page back, but you do you, bud.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/smooothbrain/status/963372596048756744

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Loten
Dec 8, 2005


Well now

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