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Lawsuit Alleges Mafia-Like Tactics Aimed At A Disneyland Social Clubquote:But according to a lawsuit filed in September in Orange County civil court and updated last week, one of the clubs used tactics more associated with the Mafia than with the Happiest Place on Earth. So it seems there are multiple gangs that patrol the grounds. I just pray that this doesn't occur at Euro Disney. So who wants to join my gang "The Swiss Family Robinson"?
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:35 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:20 |
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Who wants to join my "I'll suck your dick in the bathrooms behind Space Mountain" gang?
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:37 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Who wants to join my "I'll suck your dick in the bathrooms behind Space Mountain" gang? Space mountain was shut down years ago you idiot You loving moron
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:39 |
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Death to America. Death to the World.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:39 |
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Those are some nice mouse ears you have there. It’d be a shame if something happened to them.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:39 |
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Besides everyone knows we Goof Troop Gaybois have that turf on lockdown
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:40 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Space mountain was shut down years ago you idiot The gently caress it was. edit: besides shutting rides down for maintenance like all rides! Gosh!
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:41 |
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Still not as stupid as seeing someone earnestly wearing a Sons of Anarchy jacket.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:42 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Space mountain was shut down years ago you idiot Really? Why? I haven’t been since I was like ten but it’s a tent pole. That’d be like cancelling Law and Order
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:42 |
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These are still less offensive than some social clubs Disney has been associated with.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:42 |
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That kid that got got by that alligator during movie night? Well... Let's say those poor parents shoulda known better than to cut in line at the haunted castle
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:42 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Really? Why? I haven’t been since I was like ten but it’s a tent pole. That’d be like cancelling Law and Order It's there. Everything will be ok.
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WatermelonGun posted:Really? Why? I haven’t been since I was like ten but it’s a tent pole. That’d be like cancelling Law and Order From what I understand it was just really aging mechanically and they wanted to modernize the attraction vOv
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:43 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:That kid that got got by that alligator during movie night? Well... Let's say those poor parents shoulda known better than to cut in line at the haunted castle Lol at the image of the alligator wearing a motorcycle cut. edit: and one of those prussian-style helmets looool.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:44 |
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Huh, it IS open. Wtf am I thinking of then? Maybe it's a small world?
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:45 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Huh, it IS open. Wtf am I thinking of then? Maybe it's a small world? Probably like Indiana Jones or some poo poo. They are turning all that into Star Wars. Oh also they took out the petting zoo.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:46 |
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I bet there is some weird fuckrd up sex poo poo going on in most of these Disney "social clubs". Fat white men railing Goofy? Perhaps.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:46 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Huh, it IS open. Wtf am I thinking of then? Maybe it's a small world? I remember hearing they had to shut that one down for a while to dig the trench deeper because Americans are much fatter and were grinding the boats on the bottom.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:48 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I bet there is some weird fuckrd up sex poo poo going on in most of these Disney "social clubs". Fat white men railing Goofy? Perhaps. Talk about a character experience Edit: It’s a Small World is the worst loving ride ever. It’s like a ten minute slow boat ride while that loving song loops over and over again. If you wanted to break someone’s will just tie them to a boat and make them ride it for hours on end. Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Huh, it IS open. Wtf am I thinking of then? Maybe it's a small world? Superstar Limo
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:51 |
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don't let her innocent smile deceive, I've seen Wheels castrate a man for line jumping
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:52 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Talk about a character experience Small World is where you take someone with you and get your dillz sucked or some fingerblasting done. Noob.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:53 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Edit: It’s a Small World is the worst loving ride ever. It’s like a ten minute slow boat ride while that loving song loops over and over again. If you wanted to break someone’s will just tie them to a boat and make them ride it for hours on end. Yeah but, get this, it's air-conditioned.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:54 |
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Maybe if they had gang wars inside the park it would be more fun to visit.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:56 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:That kid that got got by that alligator during movie night? Well... Let's say those poor parents shoulda known better than to cut in line at the haunted castle no cuts no buts no alligator guts
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:57 |
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my disneyland gripe is a typical old man gripe: when i went there as a kid i dont remember take so many drat pics. now i go with my nephew and we gotta take 10000 pics and then i gotta make selections and color correct etc before send. everyone take so many drat pics now. interrupt the drat ride to take a freakin selfie. smdh
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:10 |
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also wheels in the pic is deffo the the line skip lifehack. every disney land gang needs a line skip bot. ftw
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:12 |
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some piece of poo poo upthread said power words small world so now the song is in my head. gently caress you mother fucker
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:13 |
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Mickey Mouse was meeting with his lawyer to finalize his divorce proceedings when he suddenly became very angry. "This isn't right at all!" The small mouse said. "What seems to be the problem?" Asked the lawyer. "Well," said Mickey, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy, I said she was loving Goofy."
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:15 |
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On one hand, well there's certainly worse and more harmful things these people could be devoted to with this much passion. On the other hand is a spinning dark chasm of pure insanity threatening to consume all known reality and entrap it in the chaos void that is these people's pathos.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:16 |
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Obama Chuckled. “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:17 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Mickey Mouse was meeting with his lawyer to finalize his divorce proceedings when he suddenly became very angry. this is classic material
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:21 |
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This sounds like an episode of Bob's Burgers
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:22 |
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Jesse Flores, a 35-year-old truck driver from Los Angeles, who formed the Sons of Anakin Social Club four years ago, said he is aware of the dispute between Fite and the Sarnos. The club was named for a Star Wars character.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:23 |
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Who What Now posted:This sounds like an episode of Bob's Burgers or an issue of 2000AD
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:35 |
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VikingSkull posted:or an issue of 2000AD
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:38 |
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I get that sure as poo poo, there's a kink or social corner out there for everyone. But man, 100 man 'gangs'? And these people seem relatively young. I guess...I'm mid-30's, and while I recognize them for cultural icons, at no point in my life did I ever really identify with or think truly entertaining, Mickey mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, etc. Like, the original set of characters. I mean, I 'get' them and what they were and how Disney built an empire and stuff, but to directly identify with the parks and the characters? I dunno that even my parents would have identified with the characters and stuff themselves. At least the Anakin guy I can envision as being some fat wanna-be jedi-cosplayer guy that is tied to Disney because of the ownership rights and stuff, I mean I can string that together, I guess. But if you're 50 or younger, when's the last time someone made a topical Mickey Mouse joke to you or referenced Donald Duck? poo poo I thought about this way too hard.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:38 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:From what I understand it was just really aging mechanically and they wanted to modernize the attraction vOv I got an attraction you can modernize, pal
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:39 |
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i hope a hells angel steps on themBig Beef City posted:On one hand, well there's certainly worse and more harmful things these people could be devoted to with this much passion. it's another one of the myriad of ways our material consumer capitalist culture is straight breaking people's minds
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 00:39 |
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Sons of Anakin sounds like they were going for a bad Sons of anarchy pun. Bet they swoop race.
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