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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a pie is a good guy with a pie.
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Feb 14, 2018 08:09
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Inescapable Duck posted:The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a pie is a good guy with a pie. Where does cake fit in confectionery arsenal?
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Feb 14, 2018 08:10
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Zil posted:Where does cake fit in confectionery arsenal? It depends on the filling. And whether there is fondant on it.
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Feb 14, 2018 08:31
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plan b isnt an abortion pill weirdos
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Feb 14, 2018 09:33
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I [33 F] am hurt my boyfriend [73 M] of 5 years wants to visit my hometown (New York City) with his daugher and granddaughter without me.quote:Please do not focus on our ages, no one is being used or manipulated - we met in a normal way and I have my own income etc etc. quote:First question: how in the world can you, a 33 year old female, have a 28 year old adopted son?? quote:Lol - is complicated - he’s the son I acquired - I was married to his dad (also older than me) and I kept him in the divorce.  I've got nothing
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Feb 14, 2018 10:09
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Feb 14, 2018 10:18
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Danaru posted:
fuckin lol
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Feb 14, 2018 10:22
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That is just a huge pile of daddy issues.
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Feb 14, 2018 10:24
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Finally, something crazier than the clown gang.
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Feb 14, 2018 10:25
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Although, to be a deep hypocrite;quote:No, this kid in the backseat is sniper goddamn elite and can throw a pie like 20-30 feet with near perfect accuracy. They don't get out of the car at all. Full on drive-by clowning.
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Feb 14, 2018 10:30
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I'm gonna need to see a video of pie sniper
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Feb 14, 2018 10:32
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Quote-Unquote posted:I'm gonna need to see a video of pie sniper The Zapieder Tapes
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Feb 14, 2018 10:43
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Danaru posted:I [33 F] am hurt my boyfriend [73 M] of 5 years wants to visit my hometown (New York City) with his daugher and granddaughter without me. Patiently waiting for the sequel when she [33F] has a problem with her adopted daughter [52F] after the divorce.
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Feb 14, 2018 13:32
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quote:Please do not focus on our ages, no one is being used or manipulated - we met in a normal way and I have my own income etc etc. No, no let’s focus on the ages.
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Feb 14, 2018 13:37
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Every time somebody issues a disclaimer like thisquote:Please do not focus on our ages, no one is being used or manipulated - we met in a normal way and I have my own income etc etc. You know it's exactly what you should be focusing on. What the hell!
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Feb 14, 2018 13:48
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Even if you do as she says and put the ages aside, it's a totally petty and stupid issue. ~I want my boyfriend's first time in New York City to be with me~ Who cares!! Here's a nice wholesome one: Teacher won't accept project I [15M] did because my mom [43F] pathologist and thinks I got help on it. quote:I have been looking around on the internet for an hour or so to ask this. I have came across this place. I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask a question like this, but if not please tell me where. I don't exactly know what to do right now. My mom won't be home for another hour.
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Feb 14, 2018 13:52
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"I'm going to talk mom any minute now. She's just taking a shower right now while I did homework. The thing that really pisses me off is I know of a student who got a decent grade on it for calling an Adams Apple, throat thing. gently caress me for actually looking for correct terms." Holy poo poo this one is great
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Feb 14, 2018 13:58
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [25F] with my boyfriend[27M] of 2 years; broke my laptop and won't replace it unless it's with a non-Apple model.Relationships (self.relationships) I support this man in spirit if perhaps not in deed
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Feb 14, 2018 14:45
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As an IT guy who works with Apple products, I-
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Feb 14, 2018 14:47
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Danaru posted:I [33 F] am hurt my boyfriend [73 M] of 5 years wants to visit my hometown (New York City) with his daugher and granddaughter without me. so uh when did the first divorce happen 'Cause I'm lolling at the idea of a 25-year-old wife taking her fully-grown adult 20-year-old stepson in a divorce, but I'm lolling at the idea of an 18-year-old sugar baby taking her 13-year-old actual-child stepson in a divorce even more
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Feb 14, 2018 14:50
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:"I'm going to talk mom any minute now. She's just taking a shower right now while I did homework. The thing that really pisses me off is I know of a student who got a decent grade on it for calling an Adams Apple, throat thing. gently caress me for actually looking for correct terms." The most petty teacher thing I've encountered was my brother being denied full score on a biology test because he wrote something like "roots" instead of "a root" on a diagram of a plant, because there's only one arrow pointing at a root, see? That was in elementary school, which is where the trash teachers go, sure. But imagine being the kind of person who digs that deep just to find an excuse because they don't want to admit a child did something perfectly. Remember kids, you have to go for mediocrity or the mediocre will come for you.
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Feb 14, 2018 14:50
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maskenfreiheit posted:Like 3x a daily dose is the abortion pill. You mean the morning after pill. Morning after pills are otc and they do not cause abortions. The morning after pill only works if you take it before getting pregnant. Abortion pills are not available over the counter.
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Feb 14, 2018 14:58
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BioMe posted:The most petty teacher thing I've encountered was my brother being denied full score on a biology test because he wrote something like "roots" instead of "a root" on a diagram of a plant, because there's only one arrow pointing at a root, see? That was in elementary school, which is where the trash teachers go, sure. But imagine being the kind of person who digs that deep just to find an excuse because they don't want to admit a child did something perfectly. I remember being an extremely bitter middle schooler when I didn't get an A on a trifold poster project despite the fact that the teacher couldn't point out anything I'd done wrong This is a history class, I filled this large loving piece of cardboard up with information on Olympic sprinter Jesse Owens, just like you asked, and you're gonna give me a B because some other kid made theirs look prettier? Don't make me flip my one-piece chair/desk thing  e: also geometry proofs I would get back with "-2" written on them in red pen and nothing else, no further annotations whatsoever
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Feb 14, 2018 14:59
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:throat thing MODS NAME CHANGE
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Feb 14, 2018 15:10
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I once got marked down in middle school for a report on Greek mythology, and because I was a massive nerd who had ALL the books and Eyewitness videos on Egyptian, Roman, Greek, Celtic, etc. mythology and I KNEW I was right, I went and scoured them all, collated a massive list of sources backing up my answer, and brought it in to my teacher the next morning. She grudgingly admitted I was "technically" right but wouldn't change my grade. Listen lady I don't know what pansy-rear end book you got your poo poo from but Athena was the goddess of wisdom and goddamm war, not poetry. That's about when I started giving up on middle school and simply started taking Asimov books to read in the back of classes I didn't care about.
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Feb 14, 2018 15:18
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i can't stop getting boners around my crushOP posted:i'm in a 2-person play so of course my brain decides to develop a crush on the other actor so now every loving rehearsal is an exercise in minimizing the frequency and severity of my boners. cut to today when, in the middle of a dramatic scene, she loving winks at me mid-chub while her back is turned to the director quote:uh this guy got a boner on our first date and he told me like a week later about it and then he told me his strategy to get rid of it (unsolicited but like maybe it'll be useful to you lmao) tense up your thighs so the blood goes there instead OP posted:i'm already doing that, thanks tho quote:When you get one put both of your thumbs in your waist band right above the pockets and then let your hands hang down with your index fingers pointing naturally at your boner. She’ll get the point.
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Feb 14, 2018 15:55
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Palpek posted:i can't stop getting boners around my crush Dammit, Joey, what would Dr. Drake Remora do?
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Feb 14, 2018 15:58
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Have none of these young men ever heard of the ol' "tuck-n-cinch"?
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Feb 14, 2018 15:59
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Hard to accomplish mid scene
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Feb 14, 2018 16:01
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[NJ] My Dad submitted a story I wrote to a contest without my permission, refuses to give me the prize money. (self.legaladvice) quote:I'm 18, if that matters. I wrote a story a few months ago and I showed it to my Dad. He thought it was really great and told me that I should submit it to this contest. I wasn't really that confident in the story so I told him I'd rather not. He went behind my back and submitted it the contest and he told me that it won $1000! I was so excited about the things I could do with the money. He told me (very happy about this too) that since he submitted it and said the story was his, that it's his money and it's finders keepers and all that.
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Feb 14, 2018 16:17
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Hard to accomplish mid scene A truly talented actor would make the audience think "I totally believe this performance because I too have to tuck and cinch at times"
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Feb 14, 2018 16:19
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Palpek posted:i can't stop getting boners around my crush Get on all fours and scamper out of the room, meowing like a cat.
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Feb 14, 2018 16:20
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maskenfreiheit posted:[NJ] My Dad submitted a story I wrote to a contest without my permission, refuses to give me the prize money. They should notify the contest runners. I would think they'd take that poo poo seriously.
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Feb 14, 2018 16:20
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maskenfreiheit posted:[NJ] My Dad submitted a story I wrote to a contest without my permission, refuses to give me the prize money. Is plagiarism literally a crime because it seems like it should be when money is involved They could at least make this a lawsuit but I dunno if it's worth it for only $1000
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Feb 14, 2018 16:26
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loquacius posted:Is plagiarism literally a crime because it seems like it should be when money is involved I thought the US made it legal to sue for several thousand trillion dollars if you feel that your copyright is being infringed upon after the RIAA greased a few wheels back in the Napster days? 
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Feb 14, 2018 16:27
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Quote-Unquote posted:I thought the US made it legal to sue for several thousand trillion dollars if you feel that your copyright is being infringed upon after the RIAA greased a few wheels back in the Napster days? If the redditor had thought to get a legal copyright on a random story they left in their dad's house, then yeah they're free to demand tons of money from him that he doesn't have
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Feb 14, 2018 16:31
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My guess is that the dad won nothing and made up a stupid lie turn encourage his kid, but didn't really think it through.
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Feb 14, 2018 16:31
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That's not how copyright works and it doesn't say he "left it at his dad's house"
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Feb 14, 2018 16:32
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i like nice words
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loquacius posted:Is plagiarism literally a crime because it seems like it should be when money is involved In general it’s a civil offense unless it’s something egregious like setting up a fake Rolex factory
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Feb 14, 2018 16:33
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Eezee posted:My guess is that the dad won nothing and made up a stupid lie turn encourage his kid, but didn't really think it through. Thats what I was thinking
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