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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Oh god it already hurts Happy Valentines day Daves insides.
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Fermented Tinal posted:You just threw your stomach up against a wall and are now whippin' it with a cat-o-ninetails.
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Feb 14, 2018 21:33
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have you never heard of chicken noodle soup?
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Feb 14, 2018 22:28
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Or hell, a beef stew without spice of doom.
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Feb 14, 2018 22:34
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Fermented Tinal posted:You just threw your stomach up against a wall and are now whippin' it with a cat-o-ninetails. a predicted simulation of what he's going to do to my bathroom. 
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Feb 14, 2018 22:55
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Sometime I should tell you guys about how I had C-Diff for three months.
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Feb 14, 2018 23:53
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MikeyTsi posted:Sometime I should tell you guys about how I had C-Diff for three months.
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Feb 14, 2018 23:59
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InitialDave posted:Is that like a 1.5-way, or a Torsen? DANA 30 trying to push 44 super swampers and an atlas double low hooked a chevy 350
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Feb 15, 2018 00:28
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:DANA 30 trying to push 44 super swampers and an atlas double low hooked a chevy 350
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Feb 15, 2018 00:31
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MikeyTsi posted:Sometime I should tell you guys about how I had C-Diff for three months. How'd the poop transplant go?
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Feb 15, 2018 00:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFvqbSfgqM
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Feb 15, 2018 01:58
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Is this a good shirt to wear out for valentines, hours after my habanero steak burrito
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Feb 15, 2018 04:03
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14" PRIDE
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Feb 15, 2018 04:10
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This fukken cat
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Feb 15, 2018 04:36
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:This fukken cat That is a raccoon
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Feb 15, 2018 04:37
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In that pic it's torso looks abnormally long. Like a wiener cat.
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Feb 15, 2018 04:38
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:This fukken cat Caaaaaat
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Feb 15, 2018 04:40
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That is one edible looking cat
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Feb 15, 2018 04:45
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Let me be an additional voice of insanity and say that a habanero steak burrito is never the wrong answer 
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Feb 15, 2018 04:49
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'Ol Stumpy Legs
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Feb 15, 2018 05:09
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As an owner of 2 partial Maine Coons, lemme just point out that that catte is approximately the size of a Welsh Corgi.
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Feb 15, 2018 05:28
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As a owner of 2 wiener dogs, lemme just point out that cat looks like a Maine Coon hosed a wiener dog. edit: For the uninitiated: There's no way a wiener dog hosed a Maine Coon because any cat that size would deconstruct any doxie that tried. Source: I also own a cat.
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Feb 15, 2018 05:30
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That's just winter coat, it makes their legs look like they are a fat guy wearing tiny little riding boots. E: spring becomes SHEDPOCALYPSE for Maine Coons
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Feb 15, 2018 05:33
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Oh god, that's one of the things I don't miss about having cats is hair tumbleweeds rolling around everywhere.
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Feb 15, 2018 06:16
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Oh god, that's one of the things I don't miss about having cats is hair tumbleweeds rolling around everywhere. I have shorthairs, so instead of tumbleweeds I get a fine layer of cat hair across every surface in the house during shedding season. Also, every now and then, they yak up hairballs. Also my cats actually vomit every now and then, usually in the laundry where they get fed, but sometimes... not.  loving cats.
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Feb 15, 2018 06:23
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:This fukken cat Majestic as gently caress
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Feb 15, 2018 06:42
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Blowdryer, vacuum, and clorox wipes. Blowdryer to get it to set, vacuum to get up most of it, and wipes to get up the rest. Catpuke 101.
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Feb 15, 2018 06:47
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Dannywilson posted:Blowdryer, vacuum, and clorox wipes. Blowdryer to get it to set, vacuum to get up most of it, and wipes to get up the rest. Blowdrying cat puke sounds like a wonderful olfactory experience 
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Feb 15, 2018 06:50
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Beach Bum posted:Blowdrying cat puke sounds like a wonderful olfactory experience Better than blowjob cat puke
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Feb 15, 2018 06:54
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That tongue game tho
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Feb 15, 2018 06:56
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Beach Bum posted:Blowdrying cat puke sounds like a wonderful olfactory experience So like most times you leave it until it dries out a bit and you're not smearing all over that persian rug you just bought, like most cat puke you just just let it dry over a shift's time or so and then peel it up and vacuum the remains. Unless they're having major problems, cat puke isn't like people puke, it smells like cat food, and is mostly solid. Within 12 hours the stuff is a solid mass that you can poke at with a stick and decide it's consistency, if it's not to your level, let it harden to cleanup consistency for a bit. spookykid fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Feb 15, 2018 07:27
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Dannywilson posted:smells like cat food This is the part that makes blow drying it sound un-fun. Seriously why the gently caress does wet cat food have to smell so loving awful? 
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Farmdizzle posted:This is the part that makes blow drying it sound un-fun. Seriously why the gently caress does wet cat food have to smell so loving awful? Cats are really stupid and won’t eat something that they didn’t murder themselves unless it smells really awful.
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Feb 15, 2018 10:03
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He's a ragdoll cat and is in fact really stupid. Evidence supporting this: every time the dipshit sneaks into the storage side of the basement, I find cat puke with fake Christmas tree needles in it. Duuuumb. He also has to be 15 lbs by this point. Edit: I haven't checked on Dave yet this morning, no idea if he managed to find a bar divey-enough to make his dreams a reality. Preparing to bleach door handles again regardless. Tremek fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Feb 15, 2018 18:02
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dat MANE 
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Feb 15, 2018 18:20
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steady posted:Majestic as gently caress Miniature lion. I grossed myself out today eating chorizo style spam so I didn't need to see cat puke.
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Feb 15, 2018 18:25
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Dannywilson posted:So like most times you leave it until it dries out a bit and you're not smearing all over that persian rug you just bought, like most cat puke you just just let it dry over a shift's time or so and then peel it up and vacuum the remains. Oh good I'm not the only one who does this. Though I have to cover it, otherwise the cat just cleans it up himself if it's mostly solid.
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Feb 15, 2018 19:25
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P. sure that's just what's known as second breakfast for our resident furry shitlord.
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Feb 15, 2018 19:32
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Yeah I've pretty much resigned myself to accepting that. He only pukes if I free feed, or give him too much food at once. Breakfast gets spaced out a little bit to keep him from puking it back up. 
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I guess I am lucky my cat only eats until it is full and I don't have to do anything but fill up the water and cat food bowl.
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