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StuG Jeebus posted:You've found it! The worst thing on the internet. make it go away
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Oh my.
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Feb 14, 2018 11:39
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It would probably be fine once roasted.
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ijyt posted:It would probably be fine once roasted. Preferably carbonized in an industrial furnace.
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Feb 14, 2018 14:20
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Tardigrade posted:Preferably carbonized in an industrial furnace. All he wanted was a hug... 
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Ugleb posted:All he wanted was the sweet relief of death from this eternal torment ... Ftfy
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Feb 14, 2018 16:45
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Won't lie, preserve it in some sort of clear resin to keep it from rotting or whatever (whatever the hell they do for those display foods [unless those are wax and I'm an idiot]) and I would put it on a shelf
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Feb 14, 2018 20:00
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what the gently caress is wrong with you
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World Famous W posted:Won't lie, preserve it in some sort of clear resin to keep it from rotting or whatever (whatever the hell they do for those display foods [unless those are wax and I'm an idiot]) and I would put it on a shelf Display food isn't real food
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Nebalebadingdong posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you Improbable Lobster posted:Display food isn't real food
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Feb 14, 2018 20:08
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World Famous W posted:Many things, liking the chicken skin teddy ain't one. I mean if chicken teddy was made by someone I knew, who wasn't selling it on craigslist, who didn't refer to chickens as having duplicate parts, who assured me he used edible materials, and was cooked to an internal temperature of 165 deg. I would enjoy chicken teddy.
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Feb 14, 2018 20:17
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why why why would you enjoy a teddy bear made of chicken skin 
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It's neat. Edit: like in a general knickknack display kind of neat World Famous W fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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Feb 14, 2018 20:22
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I will admit complete respect for the artistry. Stick it in formaldehyde and sell it to the Tate.
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Feb 14, 2018 23:32
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Now let's see a chicken made of bear meat.
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Feb 14, 2018 23:40
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Nebalebadingdong posted:why why why would you enjoy a teddy bear made of chicken skin Because I wouldn't get nylon burns when I gently caress this one?
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Nebalebadingdong posted:why why why would you enjoy a teddy bear made of chicken skin Why wouldn't you enjoy chickented?
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Feb 15, 2018 08:07
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I'm dead, the thread has finally killed me.
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darkwasthenight posted:Because I wouldn't get nylon burns when I gently caress this one? make it go away
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Feb 15, 2018 10:15
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Wow way to gently caress up this good thread you degenerate idiots
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Feb 15, 2018 13:07
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Two Beans posted:Now let's see a chicken made of bear meat.
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Pierzak posted:You'd get a lot of duplicate bits left over. Which means lot of creepy meat dolls.  Seriously, what the gently caress. Back to scrunts please.
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Feb 15, 2018 13:49
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PenguinSalsa posted:Which means lot of creepy meat dolls. How about a scrunt meat doll?
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youre supposed to post pictures of scrunts not ACT like them
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Feb 15, 2018 14:57
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I would like to own a meat scrunt. You guys are also lying; that chicken bear is amazing. Very realistic texture
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Chill la Chill posted:I would like to own a meat scrunt. You guys are also lying; that chicken bear is amazing. Very realistic texture That's the creepiest part  Iron Crowned posted:How about a scrunt meat doll? Some lunatic sculpted this. It's not real meat and technically well sculpted and accurate, but it's scrunty enough  
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Moola posted:youre supposed to post pictures of scrunts not ACT like them .JPG)
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Moola posted:youre supposed to post pictures of scrunts not ACT like them .JPG)
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Feb 15, 2018 19:15
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How did you get my first bloodbowl minis?
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Feb 15, 2018 19:31
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when the TO is being a dick about bare minis so you paint them there while looking directly into his eyes
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Feb 15, 2018 19:42
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I have only eaten and shat some of these miniatures.
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Cat Face Joe posted:when the TO is being a dick about bare minis so you paint them there while looking directly into his eyes well, whoever painted 'em weren't looking at the minis, that's for sure
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Cat Face Joe posted:when the TO is being a dick about bare minis so you paint them there while looking directly into his eyes A few of the Blood Bowl players in my gaming club did this. Their "efforts" looked worse than the masterpieces above.
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The Sex Cannon posted:well, whoever painted 'em weren't looking at the minis, that's for sure I'm going to wager that some guy gave these to his six year old to paint up, simply because they're 25+ year old minis and nobody wants them anymore.
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Cat Face Joe posted:when the TO is being a dick about bare minis so you paint them there while looking directly into his eyes Apparently a guy at a local club once did this by lining up all his Marines and painting them with yellow road paint in one big sweep, then taking a smaller brush and hitting them roughly in the middle with black, then dotting the eyes with red. 3 colours and the Bumblee Chapter is born.
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Feb 16, 2018 14:52
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I never understood the whole "force a guy to paint his dolls" thing. Like yeah of course they look better with paint but if at the end of the day he just wants to push some toy soldiers around a table and roll dice does it matter? It would be 50/50 on if I would spite paint my figs or just stop playing if the only option was play with those kinds of people.
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This is why I wish a third party made stand ups with space marines on them. I always prefer those to seeing a sea of grey. They’ve gotten really popular amongst the RPG and fantasy wargame crowd but oddly enough not in the SF community. I’m rather surprised Corvus Belli doesn’t make them for Infinity since they have their standardized size chart. Make them look like paper target figures
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Len posted:I never understood the whole "force a guy to paint his dolls" thing. Like yeah of course they look better with paint but if at the end of the day he just wants to push some toy soldiers around a table and roll dice does it matter? Amongst friends? Depends if there's some significance to the game. If it's the final battle of a campaign, or the last game someone will play before going away for a while / having a baby - it's always nice to see painted figures, as well as being a big motivation to get things done. Lord knows I field a lot of grey or primed plastic, but it's nice sometimes to agree with a friend and say "Let's make this feel really thematic". At a tournament - if you're getting utterly massacred by someone, at least it's nice if their dollies are painted, also nice for the tournament organisers who have to put in a lot of work, and also source terrain.
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Yeah as the dude who would paint his poo poo before even considering the game, it always bugged me when my buddies would show up with unpainted figures, or in extreme cases incomplete figures. My last roommate's Space Wolf Terminators never got their arms.
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while i dont know why someone who doesnt enjoy painting would play a game like 40k (i guess some people enjoy the assembly part?), i respect their right to spend poo poo loads of money to play a space barbie tournament and painting requirements are idiotic
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