Pingiivi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAu_fYHZKLs

Male Tears posted:

Pingiivi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAu_fYHZKLs

Zzulu posted:

In fact, if you check the history books, you'll see that America has never lost a war and never will either

snergle posted:

what about the civil war

Zzulu posted:

In fact, if you check the history books, you'll see that America has never lost a war and never will either

hard counter posted:

how can history books know about future wars

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Well the history books are written by the victor and the USA always wins therefore...

Bored As gently caress posted:

The Americans didn't lose.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

man the Civil War is one of the few wars America genuinely won

can you imagine if those goddamn traitors had somehow gone on to run the governments of their respective secessionist hellholes

SnowblindFatal posted:

DO NOT EAT THE BUTT CANDY

RFC2324 posted:

yes eat the butt candy. eat it with your butt

RareAcumen posted:

That meme's dumb, you don't cook anything in the bathroom.

Auxiliary Treats posted:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ok yall inspired me

Steamed Hams but it's the govt during another school shooting

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Well Seymour there was another school shooting, despite your pearl clutching

Ah! Superintendent Chalmers welcome! I hope you're prepared for meaningful legislation that will curb gun violence in schools

mmmyah

Oh! Ye gods! My NRA rating is ruined! But....what if I were to offer thoughts, prayers and outlandish conspiracies and disguise it as protecting the children....oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour!

I...

Superintendent, I uhh was just uh, banning bump stocks. A good first step. Care to join me?

Why are there dead children in your schools, Seymour?

uh those arent dead children those are crisis actors. crisis actors from the false flag event we're having. Mmm mmm, false flag!

whew

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering rollbacks of background check laws!

I thought we were having a false flag event

dohhh no, I said we had another school shooting that no one can predict or prevent

you call false flag on school shootings?

Yes it's a regional dialect

uh huh, what region?

right wing blog swamp

well im from the fox n friends comment section and ive never heard anyone use the phrase false flag

oh, not on fox n friends, it's an infowars expression

I see

you know this false flag is quite similar to the other recent school shootings

ohhh no, patented globalist false flag operation. Old Soros family recipe.

for false flag attacks

yes

Yes, and you call them false flags despite the fact that they are quite obviously underaged corpses

I...uh....you know the...one thing I should...excuse me for one second

of course

*door swings briefly revealing yet another AR15 wielding incel earning one of the better COD killstreaks*

yawwwwwwn well that was wonderful, a productive congressional session was had by all, im pooped

Yes I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

The coordinated feminist emasculation of young men

The....the coordinated feminist emasculation of young men? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, happening entirely within your schools?

yes

may I see any proof of it?

no

Seymoooour! Our schools are being terrorized and massacred by hosed up MAGA hat boys!!!

noooo mother it's just the leftist agenda

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say...you run a fine political front for the gun industry.

HELLLLLLPPPP HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!

The Glumslinger posted:

Power Windows posted:

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