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None of this will ever change. As a nation America has decided that getting to shoot cans or whatever is worth their dead children. lol
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Feb 15, 2018 14:28
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mono posted:Gotta be 25 to rent a car but a mentally challenged 19 year old can buy guns, that's a lol  
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Feb 15, 2018 14:30
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This would never have happened if everyone was allowed to bring their guns to school
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Feb 15, 2018 14:32
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cda posted:I had the same question and yeah it's because there's no new lols in the middle of the night but people feel the need to post anyways. I want to know how they can mod the cspam trump thread with a post rate of 500 per hour lol
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Feb 15, 2018 14:33
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Tahirovic posted:This would never have happened if everyone was allowed to bring their guns to school I’ll lol when they do let everyone have guns and the police kill more innocent bystanders than the initial gunman killed
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Feb 15, 2018 14:36
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mono posted:Gotta be 25 to rent a car but a mentally challenged 19 year old can buy guns, that's a lol when u think about it, it's really just a big bullet that you can control
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Feb 15, 2018 14:40
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cda posted:I had the same question and yeah it's because there's no new lols in the middle of the night but people feel the need to post anyways. That explains a lot
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Feb 15, 2018 14:48
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Is that the one where the uzi bounces out of her hands and peppers her dads face with bullets?
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I think it was just the instructor and it’s a few bullets in the side of his head And yes it’s super disturbing and I really wish people wouldn’t post that poo poo because I’d like to forget I ever saw it
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Feb 15, 2018 14:54
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:Don’t be hyperbolic. I’m not advocating for government cheese but at the same time I don’t pay taxes to make other people happy, I pay them to keep society from falling apart and to keep it functioning. There are cheaper and healthier ways to spend taxpayer money than on packs of Oreos, which is small ways actually probably contributes to the cause of some peoples’ unemployment in itself. It's me, I'm the guy who's totally cool with spending billions of dollars on military contractors marked-up trash, but God forbid my taxes buy food or medicine for a poor person.
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Feb 15, 2018 14:55
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Jel Shaker posted:Is that the one where the uzi bounces out of her hands and peppers her dads face with bullets? That but it's actually a professional instructor. She was 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc
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Applewhite posted:It's me, I'm the guy who's totally cool with spending billions of dollars on military contractors marked-up trash, but God forbid my taxes buy food or medicine for a poor person. You’re “Tremendous” Donny Trump???
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Applewhite posted:It's me, I'm the guy who's totally cool with spending billions of dollars on military contractors marked-up trash, but God forbid my taxes buy food or medicine for a poor person. No he's okay with paying for food for poor people so long as they're not allowed to have any say in what they eat because eating the occasional Oreo makes you remain unemployed
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Feb 15, 2018 14:58
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"I pay taxes to keep society from falling apart." *sees people starving in the midst of plenty and millions dying from preventable illness while the government cuts taxes for the wealthy* "Hmm, yes, society is functioning perfectly."
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:You’re “Tremendous” Donny Trump??? lol, of course not; Trump doesn't pay any taxes.
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Feb 15, 2018 15:00
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I like how we need to restrict government assistance food because someone might misuse it, but lord no don’t restrict military grade weapons from people
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Guys this isn't the time for gun control chat. Let's not risk missing some lols.
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Egbert Souse posted:I like how we need to restrict government assistance food because someone might misuse it, but lord no don’t restrict military grade weapons from people My taxes can go to pay to ship lead into the stomachs of Middle Eastern babies but if one american poor uses food stamps to buy Pop Tarts instead of Safeway Brand Toaster Pockets I'm gonna lose my poo poo.
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Feb 15, 2018 15:02
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https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/964136017170223104 "Wow, what a great turnout, to hear me speak. Great job everyone! Thoughts and prayers are with the victims, many such cases. Have fun!"
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Feb 15, 2018 15:02
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I don't want my taxes feeding the hungry! *is happy to have taxes spent on picking bullets out of classroom walls*
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Feb 15, 2018 15:03
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Apple white you’re starting to imagine things man are you okay
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Feb 15, 2018 15:05
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Applewhite posted:"I pay taxes to keep society from falling apart." You left out the part about not paying taxes to make people happy. Because there's certainly no connection between those things. What do you mean the poor are refusing to live docilely on gruel while working 3 jobs?
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/964136017170223104 Is it wrong to hope he brings some much needed "levity" to this situation?
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Feb 15, 2018 15:07
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So... how's infrastructure week going?
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Feb 15, 2018 15:07
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Random Stranger posted:So... how's infrastructure week going? Going to be some new school renovations in Florida so I’d say it’s off to a resoundingly successful start Big!
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Feb 15, 2018 15:09
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Random Stranger posted:So... how's infrastructure week going? it started with a bang
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True story: I was arguing social welfare programs with coworkers the other day and he related an anecdote about how he watched a Black woman buy her groceries with food stamps and then spent $75 of her own money to buy liquor (many such cases!). I made the mistake at the time of conceding that social welfare wasn't perfect but that didn't justify doing away with the system entirely. Unfortunately by agreeing that social welfare was being misused in his example my argument lost most of its teeth. It wasn't until later, as I was trying to think of how the system could work so that people on government assistance couldn't use it to buy frivolities that I realized the folly of that line of thinking and that the entire concept of "Welfare Queens," is total and complete bullshit. Who cares if someone on government assistance can buy luxury items with the money left over from not paying for food? Isn't that the whole point? To assist these people in paying for their basic amenities so that their expendable income can be used to participate in the capitalist system? My coworker called this woman a "parasite" because she bought liquor, but she wasn't a parasite to the liquor company. If anything, the existence of "welfare queens" is a sign that social assistance is working correctly because all of these potential customers who can barely afford to subsist on the most basic staples are now able to patronize a wider variety of businesses and products.
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/964136017170223104 I was, very saddened, to hear the news coming out of, Florida today. They voted for me so much down there, so many good people down there in Florida. They love me down there. But, there are some bad people too, and it’s really bad that these people, they’re dangerous, and we have to report them to authorities, you gotta report them. Now the dems, they are trying to politicise this tragedy, it’s really sad. The families are mourning and they want to blame me. Very sad to see they want to do that. Shifty Schumer will try to use it, believe me, but I will make sure we deal with it. We have great people working on a solution and you’re gonna love it. The dems should be working on a deal and stop fighting the wall! Ok, wow, a lot of people here today. Thank you for your support, and Godblsemerica.
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bloom posted:You left out the part about not paying taxes to make people happy. Because there's certainly no connection between those things. I don't pay taxes to make people happy; I pay taxes to make people sad!
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Oh yeah, the coworker from my earlier story also lamented that food stamps come on a digital card now instead of as actual, cumbersome stamps because using a card "wasn't humiliating enough," and that if poor people aren't humiliated, they wouldn't have any incentive to stop being poor.
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Jose already said stop posting about that here, make a thread
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I know that if I lived in a filthy tenement in a crime-ridden neighborhood, I'd basically have no reason to leave as long as the government kept me swimming in Oreo brand cookies.
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:Jose already said stop posting about that here, make a thread This is the thread for lols about Trump and his retarded supporters. My coworker is a Trump supporter so the story is on topic.
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Applewhite posted:Oh yeah, the coworker from my earlier story also lamented that food stamps come on a digital card now instead of as actual, cumbersome stamps because using a card "wasn't humiliating enough," and that if poor people aren't humiliated, they wouldn't have any incentive to stop being poor. I live in an area where there's a lot of people on food assistance and I see those cards all the time. If their problem is that people won't know that they're a filthy poor, then they're wrong, everyone knows. But the cashier is also on that same program and their neighbors are and any one who is a decent human being doesn't give a gently caress. I mean, I still judge people on the groceries they buy but then I do that with everyone. ("How many pounds of bacon does one person need? And it's Oscar Myer bacon, not even decent stuff!")
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tote up a bags posted:I was, very saddened, to hear the news coming out of, Florida today. They voted for me so much down there, so many good people down there in Florida. They love me down there. But, there are some bad people too, and it’s really bad that these people, they’re dangerous, and we have to report them to authorities, you gotta report them.
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It's really cool how huge and blatant the problems are getting and how republicans can just shrug and nobody cares because the left hasn't cultivated a generation of psychotic zealots just to line their own pockets.
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/964136017170223104 I'm just quoting this for later because lol smooth brain won't be able to stick to the script
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Applewhite posted:True story: I was arguing social welfare programs with coworkers the other day and he related an anecdote about how he watched a Black woman buy her groceries with food stamps It's always a black woman Do middle class black people tell STDH about how they saw a white woman (it's always a woman in these stories) buying expensive organic quinoa or whatever with welfare?
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Durzel posted:No random capitalisation or parenthesis, quote marks around words that aren't quotes. Cmon man put some effort into it. This is my guess at his address, not even the don can put capital letters into the spoken word
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