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fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

pacerhimself posted:

I'm just quoting this for later because lol smooth brain won't be able to stick to the script

This American carnage stops now!!

What I really wanna know is if he’s gonna scoot off to Mar A Lago immediately because it’s so close to the school, it’s a real shithead thing to do

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/chaddiedabaddie/status/963906423880118273

More retweets and likes than the president's actual tweet itself.

That's an lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Quote-Unquote posted:

It's always a black woman

Do middle class black people tell STDH about how they saw a white woman (it's always a woman in these stories) buying expensive organic quinoa or whatever with welfare?

Nobody cares what men buy because you automatically assume they have a good reason. Women have a weakness for frivolities because "they're so irrational."

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
it's about ethics in oreos

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/chaddiedabaddie/status/963906423880118273

More retweets and likes than the president's actual tweet itself.

That's an lol

Brutal

So how hard is she gonna get poo poo on by the right for "politicizing this tragedy"?

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/chaddiedabaddie/status/963906423880118273

More retweets and likes than the president's actual tweet itself.

That's an lol

big fan of all the chuds yelling at a high school girl who lost her friends in a shooting that Guns Are GOod, Actually

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Egbert Souse posted:

I’ll lol when they do let everyone have guns and the police kill more innocent bystanders than the initial gunman killed

They shouldn't have "resisted" and informed the officer that they had a permit.

:discourse:

Seriously, america, you shithole.

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Apr 16, 2017

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terrified of my bathroom posted:

big fan of all the chuds yelling at a high school girl who lost her friends in a shooting that Guns Are GOod, Actually

Some of those replies are approximately in the range of "my knife is feeling lonely" levels of pathetic.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Power Khan posted:

They shouldn't have "resisted" and informed the officer that they had a permit.

:discourse:

Seriously, america, you shithole.

I think the best way someone put it was along the lines of:

In America we demand that a police officer be given the benefit of the doubt for freaking out and killing an innocent person but expect an untrained civilian to act calm and rational when staring down the barrel of a gun.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

tote up a bags posted:

I was, very saddened, to hear the news coming out of, Florida today. They voted for me so much down there, so many good people down there in Florida. They love me down there. But, there are some bad people too, and it’s really bad that these people, they’re dangerous, and we have to report them to authorities, you gotta report them.
Now the dems, they are trying to politicise this tragedy, it’s really sad. The families are mourning and they want to blame me. Very sad to see they want to do that. Shifty Schumer will try to use it, believe me, but I will make sure we deal with it. We have great people working on a solution and you’re gonna love it. The dems should be working on a deal and stop fighting the wall!
Ok, wow, a lot of people here today. Thank you for your support, and Godblsemerica.

You forgot a few things...

"Awful stuff down there in Florida, I actually own a resort down there. Mar-a-lago, great place, we.... we'd let the kids stay there for free during a shooting, if we could. The problem here folks, is mental illnesshhhhhhh. We need better people out there, more police to find these people before they start.... start doing the thing, the shooting and the killing.

MS-13 doesn't obey gun laws, simple as that. So there's no reason to pass gun laws here, which would only further remove liberties from honest American gun owners, of which there are many. Many gun owners, great people. A gun owner came up to me yesterday and said

"Meester Trump, it's just... they're going to try to take our guns again! One incident like this and everyone goes crazy, says guns are a problem! One little shooting! Which could have been done with a truck, or knife, or even a sword. Do we ban swords and trucks next?"

And I told him don't worry, we know the real solution here. Thoughts and prayersshhhhh for everyone, God bless the United States, God Bless the shooter, and God blesssshhhhh you all.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

on the topic of school shootings, as a calvanist,

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost


Make America Dumb Again

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

SpaceGoatFarts posted:



Make America Dumb Again

The worst kind of "gently caress you got mine" is probably "your kid's dead, got mine"

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
also any Trump-speak without laborious second person "and you tell people..." or "and you see that..." isn't very good

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



SpaceGoatFarts posted:



Make America Dumb Again

Making sure my children are illiterate and poorly socialised to trigger the libs keep them safe from school shootings

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/964141665324847109

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SpaceGoatFarts posted:



Make America Dumb Again

They say any person who chooses to educate their own child has a fool for a pupil.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Famously successful and healthy education method homeschooling

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Doesn't send kid to school out of fear of mass shootings, kid still gets shot by its baby brothers who finally managed to reach one of the 49+ guns stored in the house :911:

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I live in the UK. Very strict gun laws. Ive seen IRL an AR once.

A policeman was holding it.

It amazes me that chuds will still spout that stricter gun control doesnt work where almost every country on earth has stricter gun laws and almost zero incidents where people go into schools and shoot them up.

Last one in the UK was 20 years ago before that who knows.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

hitchensgoespop posted:

I live in the UK. Very strict gun laws. Ive seen IRL an AR once.

A policeman was holding it.

It amazes me that chuds will still spout that stricter gun control doesnt work where almost every country on earth has stricter gun laws and almost zero incidents where people go into schools and shoot them up.

Last one in the UK was 20 years ago before that who knows.

You live in a police state!!! *American cop blows away sobbing, weeping man for pulling up his basketball shorts while crawling on all fours* Thank god we're free over here

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/...%3D1524%23pti34

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Saw a corporate executive buying name brand Oreos even though her company's financial mismanagement left thousands destitute (many such cases!)

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



hitchensgoespop posted:

I live in the UK. Very strict gun laws. Ive seen IRL an AR once.

A policeman was holding it.

It amazes me that chuds will still spout that stricter gun control doesnt work where almost every country on earth has stricter gun laws and almost zero incidents where people go into schools and shoot them up.

Last one in the UK was 20 years ago before that who knows.

Bad guys with guns still have guns, though, and sometimes there are as many as 40 people murdered by bad guys with guns per year!
Also the real reason there are no shootings in the UK is because it's literally 90% Sharia law no-go zones and as we all know guns are haram.

Heffer
May 1, 2003

Bogus Adventure posted:

It still cracks me up that Trump has a lawyer who is named Ty Cobb. He's got no less than two people working for him named after infamous racists and all-around horrible people.

Is the other one Donald Trump Jr?

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
In America you can have your oreos and eat them too! (Unless you're poor)

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


Lol, so much to unpack here

"If only the kids had told the authorities they wouldn't be dead." is bullshit. People knew. He was banned from school grounds. But you can't arrest someone for having all the qualities of a violent gun-wielding psychopath.

And the gun nuts would have been up in arms.

And this smacks of spying on your neighbors.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
ban all Oreos imho

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Kumo posted:

Lol, so much to unpack here

"If only the kids had told the authorities they wouldn't be dead." is bullshit. People knew. He was banned from school grounds. But you can't arrest someone for having all the qualities of a violent gun-wielding psychopath.

And the gun nuts would have been up in arms.

And this smacks of spying on your neighbors.

Really the victims were to blame. Just like all those women who talked back to Rob Porter.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*People start reporting suspicious gun owners who are mentally unstable*

*literally every outspoken gun owner becomes suspect*

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

ban all Oreos imho

Black, high capacity double stuffed, assault oreos should be banned.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I ran in to Fannie Mae (Welfare queen name if I ever heard one!) in the grocery store this weekend. I was busy clipping coupons and buying CHEAP cuts of meat, off-brand cereals, and otherwise trying to save money to make GOOD nutritious meals for my husband Terry and my kids; Krystal and Michael. Fannie Mae RUDELY pushed me out of the way and cut in front of me in line, and I couldn't help but notice what was in her cart!

Frozen pizzas (not good for kids!)
Lobster (I heard her mention it was for a party!!! OMG !!!)
Steaks (and fancy ones, too!)

It's not in my Christian nature to complain, but I did suggest to her that her money might be better spent on cheaper cuts of meat - things like chicken breasts and rice can make EXCELLENT meals for way less. She proceeded to call me a "honky mahfah" and then grabbed several sticks of gum to add to her already OVERFLOWING cart.

This is why Trump was elected, people! He's going to fix things!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Kumo posted:

Lol, so much to unpack here

"If only the kids had told the authorities they wouldn't be dead." is bullshit. People knew. He was banned from school grounds. But you can't arrest someone for having all the qualities of a violent gun-wielding psychopath.

And the gun nuts would have been up in arms.

And this smacks of spying on your neighbors.

Lol, we're entering the "youth league" phase of 1984.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Oscar Wild posted:

Lol, we're entering the "youth league" phase of 1984.

Eagerly awaiting the presidential reaction to another upcoming shooting where Trump laments that the victims didn't inform the Trumpenstaffle enough

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Found a genie who told me that he would grant me any wish, but with the caveat that anything I wished for would be given double to a Black woman on welfare.

I wished for the genie to put out one of my eyes. MAGA.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Yeah. Blame the students, staff and community that are now the victims.

fat orange gently caress

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Applewhite posted:

Found a genie who told me that he would grant me any wish, but with the caveat that anything I wished for would be given double to a Black woman on welfare.

I wished for the genie to put out one of my eyes. MAGA.

:discourse:

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Found a genie who told me that he would grant me any wish, but with the caveat that anything I wished for would be given double to a Black woman on welfare.

I wished for the genie to put out one of my eyes. MAGA.

Should have asked to be beaten half to death.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Dr.Caligari posted:

Yeah. Blame the students, staff and community that are now the victims.

fat orange gently caress

It appears that staff and students were aware of the problem and took steps to prevent the shooting, but hey, maybe they shouldn't have dressed that way.

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