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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Rapidly Going Deaf > Howard Stern Show Megathread: 5 More years of complaining
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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

 Papa John's is still better than Pizza Hut or Domino's

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

immortal anime posted:

baba booey

Hey we'll see ya man, go gently caress yourself

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.



Dead Man’s Band

Former Human posted:

Papa John's is still better than Pizza Hut or Domino's

Domino's rebooted itself a few years ago -- they're not bad at all nowadays.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jon Hein has absolutely jumped the shark.

Man, what an infuriating weirdo. "I order, and I don't move to the side until they give me my plain hamburger, and I never break eye contact", "You're ordering fast food wrong, let's drive up and I'll show you how it's done", and "Put the goddamned lotion on your skin".

I mean, what a complete loving weirdo.

I think I only saw one episode of that fast food TV show of his, but the scene where he gets in some woman's car to lecture her about what she did wrong at the drive thru...

:stare:

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I want a million more episodes of Hein's creepy terrible fast food show.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

 I like how Jon Hein claims to have gotten 30-80 blow jobs as a teenager.

“I fooled around a lot. A lot was over the summer at camp.”

Yeah right. So you were blown by all the girls, the counselors, the cooks, and random deer that wandered over.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Brocktoon posted:

I want a million more episodes of Hein's creepy terrible fast food show.

Yeah, same. What's wrong with me? :negative:

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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clambake posted:

How you doin'?

I’m doin’ pretty good. Hey, I’m calling about the ad you had in the paper for the porno movies.

Yeah, I’d kinda like to find out what you got there before I drive into town.

Can you kind of maybe tell me some of the titles there, er? A black? Ah hold on, who’s in Pretty Black Pussy Lickers? Is. What do the pictures look like? are the guys on the pictures on the cover or? Ah, the come shot, er? Are any of the girls faces covered er? Is it in her eye, er, is it covered, er?

Huh, now this is gonna sound like an odd question, but how do the peckers look on the cover of some of these movies? Like how big would you say? I collect movies with… there’s certain guys that have curved peckers. Are any of them curved? Mmmm, ‘cause I pay good top dollar for a curve. So, so you’ve seen those huh?

Oh, you have Strokin’ my Colon?

Oh, cause I have part 4, I never had the original one. What’s happens in One? Could you kind of tell me what goes on there?

Oh, they’re fuckin’ a machine, er? Oh, and then what do they do with it? Oh, that’s pretty cool, ‘cause they do that, they do something kind of similar in part 4, the one I have. They do some weird poo poo in there, the guys actually, they come on a dog and then a woman combs the come out of the fur and drinks it after it’s combed out of the dogs fur.

Oh, you’re into that, huh? Well, we might have to do a little tape tradin’, huh?

Yeah, me too, me too. Curved peckers is really what I kind of like.

Uh huh, I saw one, I saw one this crazy son of a bitch had where the guy got oral from a catfish. Nope, I swear, his buddy, fishing buddy, they caught a catfish and then the catfish, they put uhh catfish food on the end of his pecker, he had a curved pecker, and then the catfish, you know, he went to eat the catfish food and uh the goddamn thing bit down and got stuck on there for a while but the guy was into it and stuff and, and it didn’t let go until the other guy, his fishing buddy, stuck his pecker in the catfishes rear end.

Yeahhh, hell yeah.

Yeah, you want that? Heh-heh.

And I got another one where the guy is bouncing on a trampoline and then he shits and knocks the poo poo off the trampoline into the girl’s face.

Yeah, it’s weird, but it’s pretty erotic too.

OK, great. Thank you very much.

This was the funniest prank call I've heard. Thanks for this.

The funniest part is "Now this is gonna sound like an odd question..." You can only imagine what it'll be after the questions he just asked.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

Curved peckers is really what I kind of like.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

I pay good top dollar for a curve.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

Oh, you have Strokin’ my Colon?

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

His fishing buddy, stuck his pecker in the catfishes rear end.

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DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Okays... approaching the podiums

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 22:58
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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

They come on a dog and then a woman combs the come out of the fur and drinks it after it’s combed out of the dogs fur.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

Pretty Black Pussy Lickers?

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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immortal anime posted:

baba booey

they caught a catfish and then the catfish, they put uhh catfish food on the end of his pecker, he had a curved pecker, and then the catfish, you know, he went to eat the catfish food and uh the goddamn thing bit down and got stuck on there for a while but the guy was into it and stuff.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
this guy is contributing to the thread more than I am

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

immortal anime posted:

baba booey

twat cream

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Bill Brasky
Apr 13, 2008

 What the hell is the big deal? You never heard of a block party before?

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Bill Brasky posted:

What the hell is the big deal? You never heard of a block party before?

I don't understand why that bawthahs you.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
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an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Bonzo posted:

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That's the number you type...when you're fuckin Sal's wife.

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Use a secret love code... When you wanna drop a load

an adult beverage fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Feb 16, 2018

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
baba booey

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