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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Pookah posted:

I asked him, as I do every Christmas, to bring me some butterfingerses, I know they are not univerally loved but I really like the inside of them, and there's nothing really like them over here. He brought me these:



Which was a nice idea; get a seasonal variant of the thing I want, except these are 99% terrible chocolate and 1% tiny fragments of butterfinger.

:sigh:

You should ask for a zagnut bar which is like a butterfinger on the inside with toasted coconut on the outside (no cheap chocolate). They aren't as common as butterfinger but they are much better!

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

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Whooping Crabs posted:

You should ask for a zagnut bar which is like a butterfinger on the inside with toasted coconut on the outside (no cheap chocolate). They aren't as common as butterfinger but they are much better!

poo poo that looks good.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I could and often do eat arugularocket for every meal.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I could and often do eat arugularocket for every meal.

This post isn't about butterfinger or European chocolate supremacy?

Wrong thread?

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

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Pastry of the Year posted:

I used to eat those Hershey kisses with almonds in a peculiar way: I'd bite off half the chocolate, leaving me with half-a-kiss with the embedded almond exposed. One day, I did that and watched in horror as a maggot crawled out of the almond.

Anyway, I don't eat Hershey kisses with almonds anymore.

I had a bag of Christmas themed Snickers once, with snow scenes printed on the wrappers. Ate half the bag before I got one that wasn't perfectly covered in festive white sprinkles. Looked closer and realized they were in fact not supposed to have sprinkles at all.

Took me a decade to eat Snickers again, which was a shame considering they sent me over 100 bucks in coupons for free candy.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Loutre posted:

I had a bag of Christmas themed Snickers once, with snow scenes printed on the wrappers. Ate half the bag before I got one that wasn't perfectly covered in festive white sprinkles. Looked closer and realized they were in fact not supposed to have sprinkles at all.

Took me a decade to eat Snickers again, which was a shame considering they sent me over 100 bucks in coupons for free candy.

What uh

What uh

Augh

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
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Loutre posted:

I had a bag of Christmas themed Snickers once, with snow scenes printed on the wrappers. Ate half the bag before I got one that wasn't perfectly covered in festive white sprinkles. Looked closer and realized they were in fact not supposed to have sprinkles at all.

Took me a decade to eat Snickers again, which was a shame considering they sent me over 100 bucks in coupons for free candy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_bloom ?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Sounds like the chocolate had "bloomed." That basically means the good coconut oils have seeped out of it leaving it chalky and white (and not very good)

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

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No, it was definitely maggots, looked nothing like bloom. I inspected the bag thoroughly and found a few outside the wrappers. :(

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010
M'chocolate

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Speaking of Christmas chocolate a friend of mine has family in Germany and every year they send a massive crate of every German dessert imaginable and all they wanted in return was a bunch of lovely American junk food.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever


I sometimes think of a sushi cake. Just rice, soy sauce, avocado, wasabi etc.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I may be being stupid but don't maggots only eat meat? Or are they omnivores? I don't doubt your experience, but is there like a sugar worm or something?

That's a horrifying story nonetheless. I love bugs and crawlies but maggots and worms are TOUGH.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

Sushi-ro, a Japanese conveyor sushi chain, does a salmon nigiri with pesto and cheese. I was suspicious at first, but now I get one every time I go.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I may be being stupid but don't maggots only eat meat? Or are they omnivores? I don't doubt your experience, but is there like a sugar worm or something?
Maggot is a very broad term that includes the larvae of a wide range of fly species with a wide range of diets. Some of them will eat meat, some target fruit and apparently some will go for chocolate too (though since the ones in this video were probably not really maggots but mealmoth larvae they might have been more into the wafers).
eta: A few times I got to the bottom of hershey's bars that had been stored in our pantry and found small brown eggs with some sort of wispy webbing. I still have no idea what those were.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Loutre posted:

I had a bag of Christmas themed Snickers once, with snow scenes printed on the wrappers. Ate half the bag before I got one that wasn't perfectly covered in festive white sprinkles. Looked closer and realized they were in fact not supposed to have sprinkles at all.

Took me a decade to eat Snickers again, which was a shame considering they sent me over 100 bucks in coupons for free candy.

aaaaaaagh no why

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Scarodactyl posted:

A few times I got to the bottom of hershey's bars that had been stored in our pantry and found small brown eggs with some sort of wispy webbing. I still have no idea what those were.

Sounds like you may have had small pantry moth problem. They're a pain in the dick to get rid of and are the reason I store my flour in the freezer.

Failed Nihilist
Apr 10, 2015
Do we need a new pedantic argument? If so, I'm on team "boneless wings are just chicken nuggets."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Failed Nihilist posted:

Do we need a new pedantic argument? If so, I'm on team "boneless wings are just chicken nuggets."

Argument checks out.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Chicken nuggets are ground and shaped meat. Those are chicken chunks.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
would eat it if spiced and cooked right.


all of you are animals that are snooty bt pretend are mostly rear end in a top hat

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Failed Nihilist posted:

Do we need a new pedantic argument? If so, I'm on team "boneless wings are just chicken nuggets."
General Tso's is just boneless wings.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Aunt Beth posted:

All this talk of ranch on wings is 100% AFP. The only acceptable dressing for wings is bleu cheese.

Correct. One of my mates makes the best blue cheese sauce I've ever had bc he makes it from scratch with homemade mayo (idc if that's the right way its fuckin good right)


Iirc Hersheys is made with trace amounts of Butyric Acid, which is what gives vomit its' distinct smell. Whether it was part of the manufacture process or we but apparently people didn't like it as much without lol

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Tendales posted:

Chicken nuggets are ground and shaped meat. Those are chicken chunks.
I've actually never had those so I assumed they were ground & shaped like nuggets. I blame the overly-uniform meat in the cutaway wing/Wyng/chunk.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

McSpergin posted:

Correct. One of my mates makes the best blue cheese sauce I've ever had bc he makes it from scratch with homemade mayo (idc if that's the right way its fuckin good right)


Iirc Hersheys is made with trace amounts of Butyric Acid, which is what gives vomit its' distinct smell. Whether it was part of the manufacture process or we but apparently people didn't like it as much without lol

This is why I cannot stand Hershey's Kisses. They taste like puke to me and just not.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tashilicious posted:

This is why I cannot stand Hershey's Kisses. They taste like puke to me and just not.

It's why they don't do so well here in Australia. You compare it to some of the chocolate available from manufacturers here and it's mind blowing. Or you get some Belgian/Swiss chocolate from a deli and there's literally no comparison

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Its like comparing brown vomit (instead of chalk) and cheese

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And there's tons of better chocolate here in the US too. But people are just all "lol Hersheys is what the GIs gave civvies in France so :911:"

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I can do without it. It feels more like a tradition thing than a good flavor thing.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

RandomPauI posted:

It feels more like a tradition thing

I genuinely like it, but I'm willing to concede that if I hadn't grown up eating it almost exclusively (to my dad, chocolate is Hershey's), I wouldn't have a taste for it. Even now, I don't really seek it out, except when some nostalgia-adjacent nerve gets a tingle. I wish I were more of a chocolate snob/gourmand, but I can't even remember the last candy bar I ate. It was probably a Snickers.

I also like Vegemite, though, so :shrug:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

And there's tons of better chocolate here in the US too. But people are just all "lol Hersheys is what the GIs gave civvies in France so :911:"

Meh, I doubt it's like that. I think it's just because Hershey's is the cheap poo poo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Iron Crowned posted:

Meh, I doubt it's like that. I think it's just because Hershey's is the cheap poo poo.

Oh, sure. But there's also a weird undercurrent where people have convinced themselves that the most ubiquitous thing is by definition the best. Like people will drive past a dozen really good burger places to get a Big Mac.

To a degree it's "eh, it's what I'm in the mood for", but there's also this folkloric narrative underlying a lot of stuff like that, that people love to use to justify liking it even if they'd prefer other stuff if they gave it a chance.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Is the chocolate different on like an American snickers vs a UK one because snickers are amazing and I might get one later

Hershey's is gross af, I've genuinely tried dog treats and hamster food I enjoyed more.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

I genuinely like it, but I'm willing to concede that if I hadn't grown up eating it almost exclusively (to my dad, chocolate is Hershey's), I wouldn't have a taste for it. Even now, I don't really seek it out, except when some nostalgia-adjacent nerve gets a tingle. I wish I were more of a chocolate snob/gourmand, but I can't even remember the last candy bar I ate. It was probably a Snickers.

I also like Vegemite, though, so :shrug:

I genuinely like both. Making fun of someone for growing up eating Hershey chocolate is like making fun of someone for growing up liking the taste of borscht or dried fish with natto: if you grew up eating it, you'd probably love it too because that's how brains work.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Hershey's tastes like vomit because it has butyric acid in it. It originally had butyric acid in it so it would always taste the same regardless of the freshness of the milk. Now it has butyric acid in it so it will taste like Hershey's.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I think the hersheys hatred on the internet is pretty overblown. I mean, yeah it's bad chocolate, but preferring dog food over it? Come on.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think the hersheys hatred on the internet is pretty overblown. I mean, yeah it's bad chocolate, but preferring dog food over it? Come on.

as a child, I ate a whole bunch of dog biscuits, because they came in different colors and I wanted to see (a) if the colors denoted different flavors and (b) if I was missing out on something good, since the dog sure seemed to enjoy them

they did not, and I was not, and to this day I prefer Hershey bars to dog treats, although I admit to being tempted by the fancy ones that look like elaborately iced cookies by the checkout counter at the pet supply store



I'm not sure if it was this brand, but I'm here to tell you that unless a lot has changed over the years, this is a bald-faced lie

also the assortment I had had a green one (?!)

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I tell you every time I go into a TD Bank, I'm like "dog biscuit or pink lollipop :thunk:"

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teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think the hersheys hatred on the internet is pretty overblown. I mean, yeah it's bad chocolate, but preferring dog food over it? Come on.

Dog treats

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