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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Blue Train posted:

A little protip if a woman is obsessed with dolphins run far and fast, horses too

Pick has probably drawn furry horphins loving each other.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dolphins and horses ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Mike Pence has prima nocta on any horse marriage.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mammal Sauce posted:

Pick has probably drawn furry horphins loving each other.

Horphueen in the streets, whorephin in the sheets.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
without a doubt, the jolliest alligator i've ever seen

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



absolute unit

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Krankenstyle posted:

absolute unit

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Krankenstyle posted:

absolute unit

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"



Krankenstyle posted:

cursed/blessed combo





And for our horse/dolphin combo, here is a picture courtesy of everyone's favorite nightmare factory, DeviantArt:

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Laterite fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Feb 16, 2018

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

A very succinct point.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

phok yea

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:laffo:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Holy fuckin mackerel

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

lol the vagina is a muscle the more it's used the tighter it would get take that theist

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

yikes

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

read virgins as vikings and was very confused for a moment there

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free


Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://i.imgur.com/T06xHEe.mp4

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Maybe... maybe I'm abnormal but why would you want 1-3? I could barely fit my finger in there let alone a meat popsicle.

cnut
May 3, 2016

mind the walrus posted:

Maybe... maybe I'm abnormal but why would you want 1-3? I could barely fit my finger in there let alone a meat popsicle.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

mind the walrus posted:

Maybe... maybe I'm abnormal but why would you want 1-3? I could barely fit my finger in there let alone a meat popsicle.

vaginas stretch hth

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

lol the vagina is a muscle the more it's used the tighter it would get take that theist

lol moving something through a vagina does not make the vagina tighter.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

mind the walrus posted:

Maybe... maybe I'm abnormal but why would you want 1-3? I could barely fit my finger in there let alone a meat popsicle.

You can have your LOOSE woman. I'll take the lady with whom I have a TIGHT connection.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

he has been overproofed, and should be put in the oven immediately

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


gross

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

That's too many abs isnt it?

I thought we only had 8

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Yeah those last two are his testicles he had removed and surgically implanted under the skin to give the appearance of the mythical 10 pack

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

Zzulu posted:

That's too many abs isnt it?

I thought we only had 8

Maybe *you* only have 8, do you even lift bro?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

He clearly just ate a Subway Giant Sub

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Zzulu posted:

That's too many abs isnt it?

I thought we only had 8

There are 5 vertical sections on each side of the single ab muscle.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Repulsive.
Half man half centipede

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


his balls are prob the size of peanuts

luv dem steroids

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
being born now vs any other time in history. I guess i could just post a pic of myself but i wont.

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